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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    marsh is a stone cold badass itt

    Hey, it surprised me so I can't be held responsible for my totally awesome wildlife burn. Sucker should have stepped back. Everyone knows not cross me or they gon' get taken to the curb. 8-)

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hit it with a shovel.
    How hard can that be?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    avian flu

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    west nile

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sars

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    mad co....


    Wait.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    marsh is a stone cold badass itt

    Hey, it surprised me so I can't be held responsible for my totally awesome wildlife burn. Sucker should have stepped back. Everyone knows not cross me or they gon' get taken to the curb. 8-)

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    Well done

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  • devotfeigedevotfeige Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I wasn't allowed outside unaccompanied until I moved out. I suspect my family possibly had issues. Also I was trained to believe that outside was filled with evil, vile creatures and human beings who were bent on kidnapping and murder. With added rape, for good measure. Also bears.

    As for taking it to the vet; it would be informative, at least. You could find out what makes birds crazy.

    ...yeah on second thought just put it down.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm pretty proud of that one

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    RELEASE THE HOUNDS

    ummmmmmmm. you did the wrong joke.

    Or maybe you got the crazy with your non Xbox. Mr. Crazy. How's it feel to be so crazy?

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    i had a woodpecker living INSIDE my wall at my last apt
    it was not enjoyable

    The other day there was a squirrel in my roomates closet. That was strange.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That would have to be one accurate bird.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    so's your mother!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It has a flu, let it in and give him some medicine.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sars

    vomiting?

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sars

    vomiting?

    ba dum tish

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh no, birdy has the bird flu!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sars

    vomiting?

    ba dum tish

    thank you I'll be here a week remember to tip your waitress

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You need to kill that bird - it is obviously crazy with brain worms.

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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You can't kill it. Can't you see it can't be killed?

    That bird still has work to do!
    HURLEY!

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    that's what we figured it was

    again the problem of like fifty windows

    guess we'll just wait it out

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    RELEASE THE HOUNDS

    ummmmmmmm. you did the wrong joke.

    Or maybe you got the crazy with your non Xbox. Mr. Crazy. How's it feel to be so crazy?

    RELEASE THE CRAKEN is actually the joke you were supposed to make.

    and about your xbox question

    it feels, Chairman. It feels.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hey i moved my blinds up from totally covering the window to halfway and it's got him stumped

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my neighbor and his douchebag friend are at my house and they won't leave goddammit

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bite them

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    my neighbor and his douchebag friend are at my house and they won't leave goddammit

    Rent Bemis' bird.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ahhh tornado warning

    it's close

    huge storm

    the center is purple on the radar! not red! purple!

    oh god still a half hour till the tornado warning is over ahhhh

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    WELCOME TO ME A FEW DAYS AGO

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sars

    vomiting?

    ba dum tish

    You're pretty awesome, Tofu.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    my neighbor and his douchebag friend are at my house and they won't leave goddammit

    Just say "listen guys I gotta leave for a bit, so you guys need to leave too"

    That or just start taking off your clothes piece by piece until they leave.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh and hey this other asshole is here and they all want me to go to this shitty ass restaurant i'm not even hungry just fucking leave you cocksuckers

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Volcanicity

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    ahhh tornado warning

    it's close

    huge storm

    the center is purple on the radar! not red! purple!

    oh god still a half hour till the tornado warning is over ahhhh

    oh god why does the siren keep going off oh god

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    zephyr calm down, tornadoes aint no thing

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Zephyr

    Zephyr

    I have watched a tornado form and touch down 2 blocks away from me

    tornadoes are awesome

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i did but im still frustrated and rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;/

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zephyr

    Zephyr

    I have watched a tornado form and touch down 2 blocks away from me

    tornadoes are awesome

    no they aren't

    now the storm is over me and there is no window in the direction the storm is coming

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    they aren't scary Zephyr

    seriously

    watching a tornado form is one of the most beautiful things in life

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The solution to a tornado is a sail.

    Then a tornado turns into an adventure

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