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I challenge Jack Thompson to a Game Off

KobblerKobbler Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
I was thinking about Wakco Jacko and how he has basicly admit that he hasnt played any of the video games that he attacks so taking into account that Thompson doesnt like to do anything unless hes getting something out of it I had an idea. I want to give Jack a chance to play some games, one on one against me. We could make it a Live event, any money made gets split 50-50 that way Thompson can get his money and the other half goes to charity. Im just a regular gamer, but I know that Im more then enough to face Jack in the virtual ring. We could have this little face of at PAX or something.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh lordie

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    grand ambition

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PROTON CANNON

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gamer Society

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is a fantastic idea

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gamer Pride Week

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MOON STONE CANNON

    FIRE

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am putting serious consideration into going downstairs and playing GTA IV.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    guys what if i told you i was actually jack thompson's alt

    Pony on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want to play Ninja Gaiden II, but my little brother is playing on faggot Acolyte difficulty.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Evidence that I am not a spammer or robot:
    I am not a spammer and robot, but I am a poor ninja whos blades are weak and can not afford magical scrolls. However there is hope, for when I met Gabe and Tycho at Sakura Con this year I knew that th

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    I find it funny that he has made 1 post and just joined and he has all of his contact data

    like everything

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kobbler wrote: »
    I was thinking about Wakco Jacko and how he has basicly admit that he hasnt played any of the video games that he attacks so taking into account that Thompson doesnt like to do anything unless hes getting something out of it I had an idea. I want to give Jack a chance to play some games, one on one against me. We could make it a Live event, any money made gets split 50-50 that way Thompson can get his money and the other half goes to charity. Im just a regular gamer, but I know that Im more then enough to face Jack in the virtual ring. We could have this little face of at PAX or something.

    Nobody actually cares about Jack Thompson. He is an exceedingly incompetent lawyer, and if people were listening to him at the beginning, they have long since stopped listening to him. I mean hell, I am pretty sure he is in the process for being disbarred for 10 years or so.

    So uh. What the hell makes you think he would accept your challenge anyway. Aside from your being a fucking moron, of course.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ok, I'm serious right now, how can someone be this dumb?

    How do you click on the forums, sign up, completely ignore the rules thread, go into the wrong subsection, and then make a post without even realizing that you're an idiot.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    anyway, wrong forum buddy

    you post this here in Critical Failures

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    guys what if i told you i was actually jack thompson's alt

    Jack Thompson isn't registered here.

    You sir,


    are a liar

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You should start a petetition!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Ok, I'm serious right now, how can someone be this dumb?

    How do you click on the forums, sign up, completely ignore the rules thread, go into the wrong subsection, and then make a post without even realizing that you're an idiot.

    There's an entire group of people who live this way.
    How else do you think wikihow survives?

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It would be cooler if he challenged Game Thompson to a Jack Off

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those words again for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Jack Thompson: 'From my cold, dead hands!'

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    anyway, wrong forum buddy

    you post this here in Critical Failures

    Zot, that's mean

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    do you get it centipede

    because

    because you see it is such a failure

    teehee

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    guys what if i told you i was actually jack thompson's alt

    Jack Thompson isn't registered here.

    You sir,


    are a liar

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=13155

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is a terrible thread.

    Kobbler, you should feel terrible about making this thread.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I tried to make a Jack Thompson alt just now but I've used all my email addresses.

    Someone else do it.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Evidence that I am not a spammer or robot:
    I am not a spammer and robot, but I am a poor ninja whos blades are weak and can not afford magical scrolls. However there is hope, for when I met Gabe and Tycho at Sakura Con this year I knew that th

    ahahaha, this is perfect

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JackThompson

    but not

    Jack Thompson


    nice try Cold Salmon and Hatred

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jack_Thompson doesn't count either.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fantastic idea, buddy

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tack Jhompson

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I wanted to make a Jack Chick alt so bad and post tracts about penny arcade and it's evils and shit but then they'd see my IP and I'd totally get busted.

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    MOON STONE CANNON

    FIRE
    <3

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    I wanted to make a Jack Chick alt so bad and post tracts about penny arcade and it's evils and shit but then they'd see my IP and I'd totally get busted.

    You could be like Borfase, and become a wandering nomad in search of fresh IPs with which you can register accounts to troll for a few minutes before getting IP banned yet again.

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Tack Jhompson

    DON'T FUCK WITH US.

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  • KobblerKobbler Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kinda funny to see all the different opinions on this idea. Some think Im a retard, some think its a great idea. That just makes me want to do this even more.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I wanted to make a Jack Chick alt so bad and post tracts about penny arcade and it's evils and shit but then they'd see my IP and I'd totally get busted.

    You could be like Borfase, and become a wandering nomad in search of fresh IPs with which you can register accounts to troll for a few minutes before getting IP banned yet again.

    I hear they still got some IP out west

    out in California

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Kobbler wrote: »
    Kinda funny to see all the different opinions on this idea. Some think Im a retard, some think its a great idea. That just makes me want to do this even more.

    retard

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I wanted to make a Jack Chick alt so bad and post tracts about penny arcade and it's evils and shit but then they'd see my IP and I'd totally get busted.

    You could be like Borfase, and become a wandering nomad in search of fresh IPs with which you can register accounts to troll for a few minutes before getting IP banned yet again.

    I hear they still got some IP out west

    out Californey way

    Pony on
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I wanted to make a Jack Chick alt so bad and post tracts about penny arcade and it's evils and shit but then they'd see my IP and I'd totally get busted.

    You could be like Borfase, and become a wandering nomad in search of fresh IPs with which you can register accounts to troll for a few minutes before getting IP banned yet again.

    I hear they still got some IP out west

    out in California

    Drinking milkshake

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Kobbler wrote: »
    Kinda funny to see all the different opinions on this idea. Some think Im a retard, some think its a great idea. That just makes me want to do this even more.

    No one seriously thought it was a great idea.

    Burn in hell faggot

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