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Justify!

RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
All of you have gotten fat off the land and its damn well time to cull the herd. So now its time to justify your god damn reason for living. I'll go first.

I do a job thats essential to society mostly because I'm too stupid to know any better. Also I'm going to hang out with Shoe at Pax, I really don't need to explain how significant that is. Plus if I ever meet Randall Flag I'll be sure to smother him with a pillow, thus bringing balance to nature.

The cleaning vans are on their way people, explain why they should pass you by.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am one of the great minds of this generation

    how does that make you feel, generation?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    my reason for living is my dad's penis went into my mom's okay I am disgusted and stopping here

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also i haven't had the chance to sleep with a celebrity yet

    i need that chance

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  • DeswaDeswa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    my reason for living is my dad's penis went into my mom's
    Interesting story you have there.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I hold great potential that could be potentially squandered if I die

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm awesome

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    I'm Rankenphile.

    Enough said.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    everyone loves strawberries

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    somebody say something practical

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm not a murderer or rapist or anything.

    That seems like reason enough.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    somebody say something practical

    Feet first, first time.

    That's kinda practical.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hrm

    I guess I'm screwed

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  • lunarislunaris Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i'm going into medicine so that you don't die when your dumb ass gets injured

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I guess because it's more fun than not living

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i still need to see radiohead live

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean, I enjoy living

    But I dunno if I could justify it to someone else

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am studying to be a doctor so I can save your damn lives.

    Suck it.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't whine or make excuses. Either throw me to the incinerators or get the fuck off my lawn you jackbooted sissies!

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My penis is pretty large.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    swordfights in no way will we suck it

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    I am studying to be a doctor so I can save your damn lives.

    Suck it.

    You're 14, you're not studying to be anything.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lunaris wrote: »
    i'm going into medicine so that you don't die when your dumb ass gets injured

    Pffft, like that's any justification for being allowed to live.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also if i died my parents would have no one to call to fix every piece of technology they own

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    My penis is pretty large.
    My mouth is pretty large

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    kill me

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't know if anyone on these boards can justify their lives. In fact posting in here may be harmful to your case

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  • JyardanaJyardana Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've done construction and can build houses.

    I'm also healthy and not fat and will fortify the gene pool.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have to feed Monty and let him out to pee and love him.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I exist so that other people can talk to me

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    KAY

    NO FREE MEDICAL CARE FOR TOSSROCK

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My roommates need my share of the rent and utilities.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    KAY

    NO FREE MEDICAL CARE FOR TOSSROCK

    No free medical care for you either.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am left justified.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have a catch phrase! You can't kill off a guy with a catch phrase!

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses

    wait shit i don't

    (spluh)

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    I am left justified.

    or are you

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    quit shitting on my high horse parade

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I also look pretty and that's always good.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    no more horse parades

    yourclothes on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    I also look pretty and that's always good.

    i do too
    plus i have awesome hair atm
    so... advantage neville

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