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Oh HELLS Nah!
Muse Among Men
Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
This is a thread for all the creepy people in your life. That teacher that shook too much, that neighbor that wanted to kill your dog, that aunt who taxidermies her cats, or that guy on your dormfloor who never sleeps and claims to know the date of your death. I don't know.
This was started because of earlier today: we have phys-ed outside. The girls are playing baseball. Our field is along a chainlink fence, it's the edge of the school and it is right along a busy street. We are outfield and the other girls are waiting to bat. A pink-skinned with dirty brown hair man rides up on a bike, getting off and starts talking to the girls waiting their turn. They ignore him till one of them turns around and kinda of yells at him. We all kind of stop playing and watch, perturbed. Something about bitch-slapping each other. Some racial slurs (the girls were black, but they were not the ones saying anything). Some girls yelling 'um, Miss ____, there's a molester here'. The PE teacher starts walking towards the man. At this point he yells,
"Oh HELLS Nah!"
Scurries onto his bike and pedals away as fast as he can, (which isn't very fast because he is wobbling) ... and stops to talk to the girls further up the PE field.
But I'm sure you people have met stranger.
This was started because of earlier today: we have phys-ed outside. The girls are playing baseball. Our field is along a chainlink fence, it's the edge of the school and it is right along a busy street. We are outfield and the other girls are waiting to bat. A pink-skinned with dirty brown hair man rides up on a bike, getting off and starts talking to the girls waiting their turn. They ignore him till one of them turns around and kinda of yells at him. We all kind of stop playing and watch, perturbed. Something about bitch-slapping each other. Some racial slurs (the girls were black, but they were not the ones saying anything). Some girls yelling 'um, Miss ____, there's a molester here'. The PE teacher starts walking towards the man. At this point he yells,
"Oh HELLS Nah!"
Scurries onto his bike and pedals away as fast as he can, (which isn't very fast because he is wobbling) ... and stops to talk to the girls further up the PE field.
But I'm sure you people have met stranger.
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that's how creepy he is
i've said too much already
:winky:
yeah
'son, that's a woman' story belong here
the guy looked kinda creepy
You could have had a unicorn.
Creepiest dude I know, right here.
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and the wife and daughter were giggling about how cute one of the male characters was and he kept asking "But not as cute as daddy, right?", his voice getting louder and louder until he got pissed and stormed off
i can't believe i'm sharing a room with you 8-)
that's not what you said last night :winky:
okay maybe it is
that was my story!
She never even tried to talk to me on myspace, she just showed up at my school
You kept fogging up the window
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he was about fourmillion years old and was missing a finger and also raised chickens
I mean he's probably reading this right now, that's cool
He's just self-conscious.
I say person because to this day I have no concrete evidence of their gender or anything about them
One particular cruise was a charter, where a group rented out the whole boat for their own agenda. In this case, it was a catholic private school, sending their 5th grade boys on a trip. This was the same week where said 2nd mate was caught sneaking into one of the passenger cabins at night. A passenger cabin occupied by 12-year-old boys.
His excuse? He wanted to "scare" them because he thought it would be funny. But his scare technique involved a "flurbert," which is a term that I picked up from an ex and refers to
To this day I'm surprised that we did not call the police as soon as we entered port that week.
trust me, it has nothing to do with being cool
also pretty much only talked to girl in cheerleader uniforms
He got arrested for showing a group of us boys porn on his phone.
Kiddie porn.
On his phone.
I did get stalked in high school by a freshman girl
that was weird
New email accounts never occurred to you? It's like running through running water when the bloodhounds are after you.
Clean again!
i think ill follow you around for a while and watch everything you do to find out your secret for attracting creepy people
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=5551939&postcount=165
this is that story
it was always through AIM, and I've had this screenname since the fourth grade, I'm not going to change cause of some weirdo
and here is the son that is a woman story
This black dude on a bike rolls up.
He says "where's the comic book store?"
"... I don't know, man, sorry"
"THINK ABOOOOUT IIIIIT" he yells as he speeds off.
I assumed you looked like this
You're on a roll today.
But that story heavily suggests otherwise