making it difficult to piss and making me think i got an assfull of shit when i don't, deceiving me into thinking i am constipated when i am not
it's due to hormonal imbalance and it is annoying as fuck
blowin' a load relieves the pressure a bit but really doesn't help that much. makes sitting for prolonged periods painful and difficult. considering i sit for 8 hours a day at work, this is unpleasant
i got an appointment with a urologist in august to figure out what to do about it
why august?
well see all these dudes with prostate cancer and stuff got priority
lol social healthcare
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blowin' a load relieves the pressure a bit but really doesn't help that much. makes sitting for prolonged periods painful and difficult. considering i sit for 8 hours a day at work, this is unpleasant
making it difficult to piss and making me think i got an assfull of shit when i don't, deceiving me into thinking i am constipated when i am not
it's due to hormonal imbalance and it is annoying as fuck
blowin' a load relieves the pressure a bit but really doesn't help that much. makes sitting for prolonged periods painful and difficult. considering i sit for 8 hours a day at work, this is unpleasant
i got an appointment with a urologist in august to figure out what to do about it
why august?
well see all these dudes with prostate cancer and stuff got priority
lol social healthcare
I would think they would get you in there sooner just in case you have something cancerous growing.
making it difficult to piss and making me think i got an assfull of shit when i don't, deceiving me into thinking i am constipated when i am not
it's due to hormonal imbalance and it is annoying as fuck
blowin' a load relieves the pressure a bit but really doesn't help that much. makes sitting for prolonged periods painful and difficult. considering i sit for 8 hours a day at work, this is unpleasant
i got an appointment with a urologist in august to figure out what to do about it
why august?
well see all these dudes with prostate cancer and stuff got priority
lol social healthcare
I would think they would get you in there sooner just in case you have something cancerous growing.
they checked for that already
i got an ultrasound doohicky up the crapshute months ago
i'm good, plus there's absolutely zero familiy history of cancer on either side
but! i do have an existing and extremely dangerous endocrine disorder that makes me hormonally imbalanced and oh hey, a logical explanation for the condition
the problem is fixing it
the easy answer is "well a little hormone therapy doot doot doot" but the problem with that is my endocrine system is broken.
last year i got some blood testing done and i had the elevated androgen levels of a steroid abuser.
Maybe if you didn't say such heinous shit we wouldn't give you guff over it, Shibby.
I mean, Christ. I know in gradeschool they teach you that "honesty is the best policy" but we really don't need to read half of the horrorstories you post.
Maybe if you didn't say such heinous shit we wouldn't give you guff over it, Shibby.
I mean, Christ. I know in gradeschool they teach you that "honesty is the best policy" but we really don't need to read half of the horrorstories you post.
I think you need a therapist, dude.
I find my life entertaining and humorous. I like sharing it.
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
When I worked at Albertsons I would take shits on the companies dime all the time. I would wipe my ass with paper towels and smear what I could underneath the paper towel dispenser. I would then just throw the used paper towels into the trash. No one knew what the smell was for months until someone dropped their sunglasses and noticed the shit streaks.
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Hope? Please. Them's sissy words.
I deliver results.
so what's the nature of your objection?
Straight dudes to neville are just a giant game of Poke'-a-man. gotta switch em all.
painfully
making it difficult to piss and making me think i got an assfull of shit when i don't, deceiving me into thinking i am constipated when i am not
it's due to hormonal imbalance and it is annoying as fuck
blowin' a load relieves the pressure a bit but really doesn't help that much. makes sitting for prolonged periods painful and difficult. considering i sit for 8 hours a day at work, this is unpleasant
i got an appointment with a urologist in august to figure out what to do about it
why august?
well see all these dudes with prostate cancer and stuff got priority
lol social healthcare
Nah, I have standards.
The game is making everyone think I want em.
Then laughing when I've convinced them to switch.
Um...I don't want things in my butt. Butts are gross especially my butt.
nevs im sorry but you'll never be able to have me
i am just saying, take care of your prostate
it can bring you joy
but it can hurt and kill you if it is displeased
total size queen
No worry; you're still a big buttgay. :>
t Butters: Nah, me either.
Sit on a donut?
not to give or receive
not on men or women
it's always been something i've done because the other person wanted it
i was being considerate
Good thing I'm not one of those types.
we should hang out more.
i have no problem abusing politeness.
but sometimes I can't tell if they're being facetious or not so i don't know what face to make
they checked for that already
i got an ultrasound doohicky up the crapshute months ago
i'm good, plus there's absolutely zero familiy history of cancer on either side
but! i do have an existing and extremely dangerous endocrine disorder that makes me hormonally imbalanced and oh hey, a logical explanation for the condition
the problem is fixing it
the easy answer is "well a little hormone therapy doot doot doot" but the problem with that is my endocrine system is broken.
last year i got some blood testing done and i had the elevated androgen levels of a steroid abuser.
and how damn sexily you dress
goddamn
well you'd have to send other pictures to get people to comment on how big ...
Dick too though. God damn tree trunk.
you can always get plastic surgery man, I've said it before
but you can't get surgery to get a sense of style
post a picture or tell tales of my youth
ahahah
totally made me laugh.
Fuck you, faggot.
I mean, Christ. I know in gradeschool they teach you that "honesty is the best policy" but we really don't need to read half of the horrorstories you post.
I think you need a therapist, dude.
It's mostly because of posts like this:
i mean, i could
but i prefer to post stories that are embarassing or i turn out to be awesome instead