people watching

World as Myth

portland is a really great place to do some people watching because it's full of crazy people

let's do it

tell me all about a person you can see right now

right now I can see a man covered in tattoos and piercings, scowling, smoking a cigarette, pushing a baby stroller. in this baby stroller is a cat who is totally chillin' out.

now you go

satansfingers

i don't really internet outdoors

Skull Man

I see myself in the reflection of my laptop

I am luminous

babyeatingjesus

Yesterday on my way home I saw on old man walking down the street in the rain throwing his arms around madly and shouting.

Those guys are always fun.

World as Myth

go outside more mouthbreathers

Skull Man

it's fucking a hundred degrees here

fuck your outside

Kovak

last time i was at the airport

there was a really hot black girl getting her baggage

neville

I saw a dude on television once.
he looked normal, i guess

lostwords

on the metro this morning, i saw a 400 pound lady in a muumuu walk in, and i was terrified she was gonna jam herself in the seat next to me.

Casper

I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

satansfingers

World as Myth wrote: »

go outside more mouthbreathers

why would i be on the computer when i go outside

i'd be doing stuff

World as Myth

Casper wrote: »

I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

oh god

I bet there is a really fascinating story here

Brocrates

World as Myth wrote: »

go outside more mouthbreathers

But the sun burnzzzzz.

Butters

The area around my office is not conducive to people watching. White trash city.

Bad-Beat

The last person I saw outside had his shirt tucked into his underpants and his underpants were riding quite high. I don't like outside.

World as Myth

Butters wrote: »

The area around my office is not conducive to people watching. White trash city.

that's the best kind of people watching

Skull Man

seriously though at work I see a lot of really terrible people

the way they eat disgusts me

I haven't had a slice of pizza since I started in january

Aretè

I am at work so only people watching I can do is that of boring ass work people.

And it is what the fuck hot right now in NYC.

Callius

I can see my coworkers right now.

Sadly, one of them isn't Weaver.

Casper

World as Myth wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

oh god

I bet there is a really fascinating story here

Most likely not, it is probably another divorce case. Same story over and over again, I deployed to Iraq, she took all my money and now she wants a divorce, happens all the time.

The Geek

Where did the insut of "mouthbreathers" come from anyway? I've never really understood what's so horrible about that.

World as Myth

Casper wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

oh god

I bet there is a really fascinating story here

Most likely not, it is probably another divorce case. Same story over and over again, I deployed to Iraq, she took all my money and now she wants a divorce, happens all the time.

that is really goddamn depressing

The_Scarab

I was on oxford street today and saw a guy with a tophat, and a proper suit. and no shoes.

Tasteticle

I can't see him from here, but I work right beside him. This dude is absolutely tearing his mom apart on the phone. He's been ripping her up for the past 20 minutes about some sort of money issue. Some of the insults he is throwing at her are pretty great.

Druhim

WaM's right, watching white trash is fascinating.

tsplitter

usually when i look outside i see cop cars outside this yellow house up the road

lostwords

casper, you should start a business there for divorcees like that poor guy, where, for a low fee plus travel costs, you send out a lady friend in the states to ring the door bell, punch their wife in the box, then walk away without saying a word.

Dadouw

I see my brother calling his friend for a BBQ

OdinOwnsYeAll

I'm surrounded by attractive former sorority girls that I've worked with for the last 10 months. I thought the high school shit would end in college, but I was surprised to find out that the bullshit persists even into the "real world."

oogmar

World as Myth wrote: »

portland is a really great place to do some people watching because it's full of crazy people

let's do it

tell me all about a person you can see right now

right now I can see a man covered in tattoos and piercings, scowling, smoking a cigarette, pushing a baby stroller. in this baby stroller is a cat who is totally chillin' out.

now you go

I effing love that guy. He's so crazy.

Casper

World as Myth wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

Casper wrote: »

I have a client in my waiting room and he is crying while filling out his paperwork to see the attorney. He is a very large (muscular) guy and is two ranks higher than me, it is very awkward.

oh god

I bet there is a really fascinating story here

Most likely not, it is probably another divorce case. Same story over and over again, I deployed to Iraq, she took all my money and now she wants a divorce, happens all the time.

that is really goddamn depressing

And all my family and friends wonder why it is taking me so long to "pop" the question.

mcp

Just a minute ago, I saw a homeless lady staring into a bank, watching people use the ATM. She was muttering something to herself.

It was kinda sad.

Casper

lostwords wrote: »

casper, you should start a business there for divorcees like that poor guy, where, for a low fee plus travel costs, you send out a lady friend in the states to ring the door bell, punch their wife in the box, then walk away without saying a word.

You might be onto something here. What do you think a appropriate fee would be?

lostwords

Casper wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

casper, you should start a business there for divorcees like that poor guy, where, for a low fee plus travel costs, you send out a lady friend in the states to ring the door bell, punch their wife in the box, then walk away without saying a word.

You might be onto something here. What do you think a appropriate fee would be?

i would say a barter system maybe, like smokes and porn dvds and looted goods and etc etc. then you can turn yourself into that guy in the military that can "get things, no questions asked"

Vorus

My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

Butters

Druhim wrote: »

WaM's right, watching white trash is fascinating.

Every damn day? No it is not I promise you.

Skull Man

Vorus wrote: »

My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

the fuck kind of present is that

what are they, poor?

tsplitter

Skull Man wrote: »

Vorus wrote: »

My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

the fuck kind of present is that

what are they, poor?

maybe they were showing him the stuff he could have gotten as a present if they werent cruel old people

Skull Man

one year jermaine's parents just dropped him off at the mall for his birthday

no money

it's a pretty funny story, if it didn't happen to you

Bad-Beat

Vorus wrote: »

My grandparents used to take me to the mall to people watch for my birthday

Worst hour of the year, every year, hands down

How many years did they do it for?

gazamc

i see a cat stalking a squirrel

however neither cats or squirrels is people.