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SE++ Pregnancy Pact

Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself.Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
If we hurry now we can have our joint babyshower at PAX!
GLOUCESTER, Mass. — A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School, school officials said.

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Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine.

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"They would say stuff like, oh, I think my parents would be fine with it and they would help me, stuff like that," Callahan said.
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I mean the idea seems flawless. Get pregnant with all your best gal pals, raise your kids together.. it'll be like Sex and the City.. but without the sex, and with more diapers and absent fathers.

Seriously I'm never having kids. Cats do not pull this kind of stupid shit.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can't get pregnant : (

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In other news, Homelessness is up 5%

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    haha I heard about this on the radio this morning.

    It's highly disturbing on the one hand.

    On the other hand my chances of fucking a high school girl just went up.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I hate them. I hate them so much.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    fucking kids.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh, I heard something on the radio today about this but I didn't really know what it was about.

    Well, kids will be kids and I'm going to kill all of them.

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  • Red ZoneRed Zone Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    VWWAAAART!!?!

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    I can't get pregnant :(

    Well then I guess you can't sit at the expecting mothers table in the cafeteria, now can you?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No, cats just eat their young.

    If they want to play grownup and nature was stupid enough to give them the ability to procreate, then who am I to stop them?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can't come to terms with someone fucking a homeless dude.

    Some of those dudes can stink up an entire subway car.

    The foulness that girl must have gone through.

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    fucking kids.

    kids fucking.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    holy crap, this story is amazing

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It'd be for the greater good

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    No, cats just eat their young.

    If they want to play grownup and nature was stupid enough to give them the ability to procreate, then who am I to stop them?
    what

    are

    you

    doing

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    haha I heard about this on the radio this morning.

    It's highly disturbing on the one hand.

    On the other hand my chances of fucking a high school girl just went up.

    this is the way I'm seeing it

    every cloud has a silver lining, and all that

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Haha my best friend from UMass last semester was from Gloucester, I told him this story and he was like :O

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Everything is for the greater good

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    No, cats just eat their young.

    If they want to play grownup and nature was stupid enough to give them the ability to procreate, then who am I to stop them?
    what

    are

    you

    doing

    Stupid font shit.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Some people want kids entirely too much. And for idiotic reasons.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This is the perfect example of people WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE KIDS!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait, I'm 24 and homeless why aren't highschool girls having my kids

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    No, cats just eat their young.

    If they want to play grownup and nature was stupid enough to give them the ability to procreate, then who am I to stop them?
    what

    are

    you

    doing

    Tony font, tiny mind, tiny penis.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    stupid goddamn cram a fucking basketball in your fucking uterus you don't even goddamn know a fucking thing about your fucking retard baby that you're rocket out of your fucking I fucking hate you you are so fucking stupid arharhaghagahgahjvkl8ihweogvuji akldsfihbgbjujub fdsai;gagbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    durf

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    WaM, wanna get together and practice making babies?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    This is the perfect example of people WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE KIDS!

    but the kids could all form a band and wear the same clothes, it'd be so cute

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    no 8-)

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would like to think of this as more of a case-study.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm not even that dumb

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sudden spike in homelessness also reported

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Cool.

    We broke Jordyn.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    FUCK YOU DIAAABLO COOODDYY

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    no 8-)
    Mind if I just rape you then?

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  • Red ZoneRed Zone Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't understand why some good, caring, responsible couples can't have kids while these people can get pregnant so easily.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man is this one going to be a harsh lesson for those girls.

    On the upside, more easy chicks for gonzo pregnancy porn.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I hate them. I hate them so much.

    BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS A TICKIN' JORDYN

    NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER

    SQUIRT SOME KIDS OUT OF THAT VAG BEFORE IT GETS TOO OLD

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Cool.

    We broke Jordyn.
    She's not just against having kids herself, but against most other people as well.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Wait, I'm 24 and homeless why aren't highschool girls having my kids

    man, it's not that easy. you gotta put yourself out there, make a resume and shit

    sure, you meet the basic requirements, but why pick rolo over the 24-year-old homeless guy across the street? special talents, skills? make an art portfolio or something

    this is a pretty competitive position you're trying to get, you know

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    FUCK YOU DIAAABLO COOODDYY

    the article says the trend began a few years ago, so movies like Juno are probably not to blame

    I dunno though

    I blame Jamie Lynn Spears

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    stupid goddamn cram a fucking basketball in your fucking uterus you don't even goddamn know a fucking thing about your fucking retard baby that you're rocket out of your fucking I fucking hate you you are so fucking stupid arharhaghagahgahjvkl8ihweogvuji akldsfihbgbjujub fdsai;gagbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

    bibble

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