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SE++ Pregnancy Pact

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    this is fantastic

    I wonder if they'll have an orgy together

    "mommy how was I born"

    "well Greys was a re-run and we were all together, so we called our boys over and, a few martinis later"

    what kind of kid asks about the night of their conception anyway

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    this is fantastic

    I wonder if they'll have an orgy together

    "mommy how was I born"

    "well Greys was a re-run and we were all together, so we called our boys over and, a few martinis later"

    what kind of kid asks about the night of their conception anyway

    the kind of kid born of this unholy coupling

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    this is fantastic

    I wonder if they'll have an orgy together

    "mommy how was I born"

    "well Greys was a re-run and we were all together, so we called our boys over and, a few martinis later"

    what kind of kid asks about the night of their conception anyway

    the kind of kid born of this unholy coupling

    poor old Jesus was told the story every fucking night of the week

    bound to have an effect on you

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  • dgs095dgs095 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This confirms what I've believed for a long time now....

    The wrong people are having all the babies, and having them for the wrong reasons, its like every year there is less incentive for a well adjusted, educated happy married couples to have more then one child, and we make it that much easier and acceptable for idiot children to procreate en mass.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i'm telling you, cannibalism is the solution to several problems.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dgs095 wrote: »
    This confirms what I've believed for a long time now....

    The wrong people are having all the babies, and having them for the wrong reasons, its like every year there is less incentive for a well adjusted, educated happy married couples to have more then one child, and we make it that much easier and acceptable for idiot children to procreate en mass.

    well if they're so smart why don't they do anything about it

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    so are those teenagers still looking for dudes to help them get pregnant or does the homeless population have that covered

    This man, this man right here has consistently been asking the pertinent questions plaguing everyone's mind.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No Utahraptor!

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dgs095 wrote: »
    This confirms what I've believed for a long time now....

    The wrong people are having all the babies, and having them for the wrong reasons, its like every year there is less incentive for a well adjusted, educated happy married couples to have more then one child, and we make it that much easier and acceptable for idiot children to procreate en mass.

    well if they're so smart why don't they do anything about it

    liberal guilt

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    having a baby is basically as excuse to buy cute little baby clothes and watch cartoons all day

    I don't need an excuse to watch cartoons all day.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    seriously though fuck that legend of link video in the locked thread

    that shit sucked fag dicks

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    having a baby is basically as excuse to buy cute little baby clothes and watch cartoons all day

    I don't need an excuse to watch cartoons all day.

    See Jordyn knows what is up

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    having a baby is basically as excuse to buy cute little baby clothes and watch cartoons all day

    I don't need an excuse to watch cartoons all day.

    See Jordyn knows what is up

    Jordyn knows cartoons and baby clothes.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    No just the cartoons part
    Fuck babies, nobody likes them

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Genetic Imperative. Just sayin.

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I spent four months teaching a computer course in one of the roughest areas in Dublin city. Twelve girls, ranging in age from 18 to 21, all with at least one kid. Two were married. And one was pregnant.

    The course was supposed to help them get jobs, but everyone one of them made a "career" out of going on courses to get extra benefits. They were actually paid to go on the course because they were unemployed, which I kinda wish someone had told me when I lost my job a few years before.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dgs095 wrote: »
    This confirms what I've believed for a long time now....

    The wrong people are having all the babies, and having them for the wrong reasons, its like every year there is less incentive for a well adjusted, educated happy married couples to have more then one child, and we make it that much easier and acceptable for idiot children to procreate en mass.

    well if they're so smart why don't they do anything about it

    liberal guilt

    The more you logically think about having children, the less it sounds like a good idea.

    "Hey honey, want to go through nine months of physical discomfort culminating in hours of intense pain and then subsequently spend 18 years giving away all your money and another 50+ years listening to someone whine about how their problems are all your fault?"

    "Would I!"

    Quoth on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    if I ever have kids I'd want to adopt, I think

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    if i ever have kids i will buckle down and work hard to give them stable healthy lives

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    jk i'd throw them in woodchippers

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Im not sure If I am pooping enough guys.

    Bedlam on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    If I ever have kids I plan to use them as cheap labor. As soon as they can reach the sink on a stepstool, they will be washing dishes and peeling potatoes.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    If I ever have kids I plan to use them as cheap labor. As soon as they can reach the sink on a stepstool, they will be washing dishes and peeling potatoes.
    Yes, this.

    Also, my first born will be named Bruce Wayne

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    If I ever have kids I plan to use them as cheap labor. As soon as they can reach the sink on a stepstool, they will be washing dishes and peeling potatoes.
    Yes, this.

    Also, my first born will be named Bruce Wayne
    Bruce Wayne Fwacky just rolls right off the tounge.

    Bedlam on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I mean, the dryer is the perfect height for little kids. I'll get one of those plastic clothes-folding things for them until they get the hang of doing it themselves.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    if I ever have kids I'd want to adopt, I think

    Just letting them line up and critizing each and every one of them.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I keep on reading this as SE++ pregnancy picnic

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That would be weird

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    I keep on reading this as SE++ pregnancy picnic

    i'll make the potato salad

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Whatever.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I keep on reading this as SE++ pregnancy picnic

    i'll make the potato salad

    I will bring the chips both regular and rippled variety.

    FortyTwo on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I keep on reading this as SE++ pregnancy picnic

    i'll make the potato salad

    I will bring the chips both regular and rippled variety.

    I'll bring dips!

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am liking how this picnic is shaping up

    someone bring the chicken wings

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i'll bring the contraceptives.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bergy wrote: »
    i'll bring the contraceptives.

    no no you are missing the whole point

    jeez

    Quoth on
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bergy wrote: »
    i'll bring the contraceptives.

    That goes against the ethos of the whole thing!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bergy wrote: »
    i'll bring the contraceptives.

    No way I'm having a baby and there ain't none of y'all that's gonna stop me y'hurrd???

    Then I'm going to take my after-baby-body and start my career on girls gone wild.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    any signs of a c-section and you're off the dvd

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Whateva'

    I got it like dat!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Bergy wrote: »
    any signs of a c-section and you're off the dvd

    Maybe I can get the doctors to cut the baby out of me in the shape of a six-pack.

    ...actually that's a good idea.

    Patent Pending

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