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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    yalborap wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I used to live on the edge of a seedy neighborhood and one day I was getting into my car when some gangsta-looking dudes come up to my window and knock on it.

    I'm a little freaked out because this dude quite obviously has a gun holstered in his waistband and he gives me this big smile as I roll down my window.


    "Good evening, would you like to purchase some fine illegal substances tonight?"

    "Uh, not really into that stuff. Thanks though."

    "You're very welcome. Have a nice night"


    He waved and walked off. He was the most polite drug dealer I have ever met.

    What a nice guy.

    Good salesmanship is everything.

    Shit, I would've bought from him just on principle. That guy is smooth.

    Arrath on
  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Arrath wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I used to live on the edge of a seedy neighborhood and one day I was getting into my car when some gangsta-looking dudes come up to my window and knock on it.

    I'm a little freaked out because this dude quite obviously has a gun holstered in his waistband and he gives me this big smile as I roll down my window.


    "Good evening, would you like to purchase some fine illegal substances tonight?"

    "Uh, not really into that stuff. Thanks though."

    "You're very welcome. Have a nice night"


    He waved and walked off. He was the most polite drug dealer I have ever met.

    What a nice guy.

    Good salesmanship is everything.

    Shit, I would've bought from him just on principle. That guy is smooth.

    Could have been a police officer since he did say illegal substances

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Arrath wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I used to live on the edge of a seedy neighborhood and one day I was getting into my car when some gangsta-looking dudes come up to my window and knock on it.

    I'm a little freaked out because this dude quite obviously has a gun holstered in his waistband and he gives me this big smile as I roll down my window.


    "Good evening, would you like to purchase some fine illegal substances tonight?"

    "Uh, not really into that stuff. Thanks though."

    "You're very welcome. Have a nice night"


    He waved and walked off. He was the most polite drug dealer I have ever met.

    What a nice guy.

    Good salesmanship is everything.

    Shit, I would've bought from him just on principle. That guy is smooth.

    Could have been a police officer since he did say illegal substances

    That'd be entrapment.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    When I was a cashier at Baskin Robbins, a lady walked in and asked me if it was fair that they just come in and take your kids away and tell them lies about you and now they all hate you and what are you supposed to do about it and is that fair? Is it? Is it?

    I responded with... "umm... no?" which satisfied her enough for her to go away and let me sell ice cream.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Arrath wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I used to live on the edge of a seedy neighborhood and one day I was getting into my car when some gangsta-looking dudes come up to my window and knock on it.

    I'm a little freaked out because this dude quite obviously has a gun holstered in his waistband and he gives me this big smile as I roll down my window.


    "Good evening, would you like to purchase some fine illegal substances tonight?"

    "Uh, not really into that stuff. Thanks though."

    "You're very welcome. Have a nice night"


    He waved and walked off. He was the most polite drug dealer I have ever met.

    What a nice guy.

    Good salesmanship is everything.

    Shit, I would've bought from him just on principle. That guy is smooth.

    Could have been a police officer since he did say illegal substances

    That'd be entrapment.

    Good point. Then if that was really was a drug dealer, then thats just nuts.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    When I was a cashier at Baskin Robbins, a lady walked in and asked me if it was fair that they just come in and take your kids away and tell them lies about you and now they all hate you and what are you supposed to do about it and is that fair? Is it? Is it?

    I responded with... "umm... no?" which satisfied her enough for her to go away and let me sell ice cream.

    Once a old guy in a hockey jersey came up to me and my friend and asked "Did Wayne Gretzky play left wing or right wing?" I think my friend answered right wing.

    "WRONG! He was neither, he played center." And started laughing to himself loudly and walked away.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That would not be entrapment by the way. Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?

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  • NoelVeigaNoelVeiga Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way. Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?

    Fun fact: in my country not only would it be entrapment, the police officer would be the only one comitting the crime. He'd be guilty of selling illegal substances, while the client wouldn't have commited a crime, since only the selling, and not the buying, is illegal and cops aren't allowed to commit or pretend they're willing to commit crimes to arrest people.

    But, yeah, monocle and top hat all the way.

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  • dgs095dgs095 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way. Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?

    I'm going to have to Google entrapment later then, because when he said it would be I believed it.

    And no, Drug dealer and monocle do not belong in the same sentence! (oh no look what you made me type!)

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  • AdrienAdrien Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way. Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?

    An undercover officer approaches a citizen in a vehicle with a prominently displayed firearm, and offers him "illegal substances"?

    How could you possibly say that that crime would have occurred regardless of his actions?

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way.

    Entrapment.

    Where do you live?

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way. Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?

    Indeed I did! In fact, I myself have many fine illegal substances available for purchase. Unfortunately they're at the top of this very tall building. Perhaps I could lift you up their with my crane to get them?

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way.

    Entrapment.

    Where do you live?
    Entrapment is the act of a law enforcement agent in inducing a person to commit an offence which the person would not have, or was unlikely to have, otherwise committed.
    I believe as long as the officer doesn't try to goad or persuade you to do it, it's kosher. If he just offers, and you say yes, that's your problem. If some random dude offers you drugs and you say yes, clearly you were not unlikely to do it.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah I think it's only entrapment if after you said no he keeps on trying to push you more into buying some.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way.

    Entrapment.

    Where do you live?
    Entrapment is the act of a law enforcement agent in inducing a person to commit an offence which the person would not have, or was unlikely to have, otherwise committed.
    I believe as long as the officer doesn't try to goad or persuade you to do it, it's kosher. If he just offers, and you say yes, that's your problem. If some random dude offers you drugs and you say yes, clearly you were not unlikely to do it.

    INAL; No, you have to approach the person. If the law enforcement agent approaches you without you expressing interest, that's entrapment. However this is a hot button topic that's still debated even in the courts and will definitely lead this thread way off course.

    see also #1: http://www.slate.com/id/1003657/
    although according to some states, #2 -- you need to be very pushy and aggressive in the sale for it to be entrapment.

    Where's CoJo when you need him.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Elements of Entrapment:

    * Opportunity for a person to commit a crime without reasonable suspicion that they are already engaged in illegal activity.
    * Activities of the enforcement officer not part of a bona fide inquiry.
    * Also, if there is reasonable suspicion but the activities of the enforcement officer go beyond providing an opportunity and induce the commission of an offence.
    * Objective assessment of the conduct of the enforcement officers is required.
    I know this through the context of law enforcement using underage "test shoppers" to see if store owners are carding, and basically that is not entrapment by virtue of the fact that it is not illegal for people under 19 to buy cigarettes, it is only illegal to sell them. So in this case, the police aren't doing anything illegal, while they are if they are selling you drugs.


    Neaden wrote:
    . . . Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?
    Monocle, tophat and waistcoat, gesturing with his walking stick towards a dark alley with a sign posted out front: "Messrs. Nesbitt & Deglman's Fine Illegal Substance Emporium"

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Andrew_Jay wrote: »


    Neaden wrote:
    . . . Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?
    Monocle, tophat and waistcoat, gesturing with his walking stick towards a dark alley with a sign posted out front: "Messrs. Nesbitt & Deglman's Fine Illegal Substance Emporium"

    That sounds like a fine, reputable establishment.

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  • dgs095dgs095 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yeah I think it's only entrapment if after you said no he keeps on trying to push you more into buying some.

    I don't know how often people in the USA are visibly carrying fire arms, but here in Canada if someone approached you carrying fire arms and offered to sell you illegal substances I think you could claim entrapment. You would claim to have been scared shitless of getting shot if you didn't buy something, but that normally you would never purchase illegal substances.

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  • eHeroeHero Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Here's another question that there's no right answer to.

    "Hey man, do you believe in aliens?"

    I was 16 at the time, sweeping the floor in a mostly deserted McDonalds when this guy cornered me and asked me that. I said something mostly noncommittal, like, "Well, I've never seen any, so who knows."

    Apparently that's all this guy needed to go on a rant for 45 minutes. And it was an insane rant, about how he's seen them, and they put things into him and that I need to protect myself. I really had no idea what to do, so I just stood there and nodded the entire time.

    The best part is that my coworkers had wondered where I had went off to, but no one actually checked to see if I could use some assistance.

    eHero on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    Arrath wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I used to live on the edge of a seedy neighborhood and one day I was getting into my car when some gangsta-looking dudes come up to my window and knock on it.

    I'm a little freaked out because this dude quite obviously has a gun holstered in his waistband and he gives me this big smile as I roll down my window.


    "Good evening, would you like to purchase some fine illegal substances tonight?"

    "Uh, not really into that stuff. Thanks though."

    "You're very welcome. Have a nice night"


    He waved and walked off. He was the most polite drug dealer I have ever met.

    What a nice guy.

    Good salesmanship is everything.

    Shit, I would've bought from him just on principle. That guy is smooth.

    Could have been a police officer since he did say illegal substances

    That'd be entrapment.

    Not entrapment unless he coerced you into crime that you wouldn't otherwise be likely to do. I'd guess he wasn't a cop, since they usually try to look like average criminals during stings. If you'd really been trying to score some drugs, wouldn't you feel uneasy about the gun-wielding chap with politeness and grammar all over the place?

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    snip

    Not entrapment unless he coerced you into crime that you wouldn't otherwise be likely to do. I'd guess he wasn't a cop, since they usually try to look like average criminals during stings. If you'd really been trying to score some drugs, wouldn't you feel uneasy about the gun-wielding chap with politeness and grammar all over the place?

    Dunno. Depending on the situation I might respond "Why good sir, I am delighted and intrigued by your offer and wish to inquire into the nature of the illegal wares you are peddling this fine evening. Shall we stroll somewhere away from the public's eye to discuss the details of our transaction in greater safety?"

    Just because, that'd be one hell of a unique experience, even if he did turn out to be undercover.

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Neaden wrote: »
    That would not be entrapment by the way. Am I the only one who pictures this drug dealer wearing a monocle though?

    Indeed I did! In fact, I myself have many fine illegal substances available for purchase. Unfortunately they're at the top of this very tall building. Perhaps I could lift you up their with my crane to get them?
    Why that sounds like an excellent idea good chap I will just step on your crane and....Oh no! What is this! There are no illegal substances up here at all! No, all that is up here is trickery and deceit good sir! And now you are dropping me! You have entraped me good sir, you have entraped me to death!


    I have what is generally considered to be a fairly Jewish looking look (curly hair, big nose, etc.), and sometimes when people find out my dad is Jewish they will mention something about my look, or ask me something about it, the reason this is kind of awkward is that I am adopted and as far as I know do not have any genetically Jewish relatives.

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  • armageddonboundarmageddonbound Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    When I was doing tech support for DSL.

    Me: What lights are lit up on your modem?

    Customer What do you mean by lights?

    I wish I was making this up. I also ran into a guy that called his CD drive a "tape record player", thats verbatim. Oh and our modems had a fatty big black ac adapter for the power cord and I don't know how many people asked how they are supposed to tell which one is the power cord and which one is the phone cord.

    armageddonbound on
  • ChomplinChomplin Not 100% a dick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I used to live on the edge of a seedy neighborhood and one day I was getting into my car when some gangsta-looking dudes come up to my window and knock on it.

    I'm a little freaked out because this dude quite obviously has a gun holstered in his waistband and he gives me this big smile as I roll down my window.


    "Good evening, would you like to purchase some fine illegal substances tonight?"

    "Uh, not really into that stuff. Thanks though."

    "You're very welcome. Have a nice night"


    He waved and walked off. He was the most polite drug dealer I have ever met.


    Hmm, now that's how you get someone to buy drugs from you, I'm pretty sure all his drug dealing friends have been wondering how he sells so much, the secret is to be polite.

    Chomplin on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    When I was a cashier at Baskin Robbins, a lady walked in and asked me if it was fair that they just come in and take your kids away and tell them lies about you and now they all hate you and what are you supposed to do about it and is that fair? Is it? Is it?

    I responded with... "umm... no?" which satisfied her enough for her to go away and let me sell ice cream.

    Once a old guy in a hockey jersey came up to me and my friend and asked "Did Wayne Gretzky play left wing or right wing?" I think my friend answered right wing.

    "WRONG! He was neither, he played center." And started laughing to himself loudly and walked away.

    You should have known that!

    Not only are you young, you're a young failure of a Canadian. Your friend too!
    Still <3, Sabs. <3!

    LaOs on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "Man, women are so much work. Life would be so much easier if I was gay. If only there were someone around here that was also gay...*winkwink*"

    That was an awkward one.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "Hello, I'm from Raleigh Adult Entertainment. We're currently looking for local male talent. Have you ever considered...."

    "It's 7AM on a Saturday and I'm hung over and you're asking me if I want to be in porn. I'm sure you've been getting this all morning, but fuck. You."

    "Well, actually, you'd be fucking someone else, but yeah, pretty much."

    *click*

    Salvation122 on
  • deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "Hello, I'm from Raleigh Adult Entertainment. We're currently looking for local male talent. Have you ever considered...."

    "It's 7AM on a Saturday and I'm hung over and you're asking me if I want to be in porn. I'm sure you've been getting this all morning, but fuck. You."

    "Well, actually, you'd be fucking someone else, but yeah, pretty much."

    *click*

    Wait, you got cold-called for porn?

    That's creepawesome.

    deowolf on
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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    deowolf wrote: »
    "Hello, I'm from Raleigh Adult Entertainment. We're currently looking for local male talent. Have you ever considered...."

    "It's 7AM on a Saturday and I'm hung over and you're asking me if I want to be in porn. I'm sure you've been getting this all morning, but fuck. You."

    "Well, actually, you'd be fucking someone else, but yeah, pretty much."

    *click*

    Wait, you got cold-called for porn?

    That's creepawesome.

    Yes

    Evidently some dude at whatever porn company got hold of the university directory

    The next semester the directory was moved to a secure server and you had to log in to see it and everything

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  • AdrienAdrien Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "Hello, I'm from Raleigh Adult Entertainment. We're currently looking for local male talent. Have you ever considered...."

    "It's 7AM on a Saturday and I'm hung over and you're asking me if I want to be in porn. I'm sure you've been getting this all morning, but fuck. You."

    "Well, actually, you'd be fucking someone else, but yeah, pretty much."

    *click*

    That is great.

    Adrien on
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  • UndefinedMonkeyUndefinedMonkey Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    A Friend: Does the new Batman costume have nipples on the codpiece?
    Me: WHAT D:
    AF: You know, on his chest?
    Me: That's not a codpiece.

    The next day, I loaned him my Blackadder DVD; it did a far better job of explaining things than I ever could.

    edit: once, when I was in Calgary, we had this random guy walk up to us and say:

    "Hey, did you know that if you go to jail up here they only give you two meals a day that are *this* big, but in America they feed you SPAGHETTI!?!"

    We thought he wanted money. But then he walked off.

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  • NoelVeigaNoelVeiga Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    While sitting on the street after a party night:

    Guy comes running down the street.

    "Dude, the girl I was with just passed out on the street. What do I do?"

    "I don't know, call an ambulance?"

    "Call an ambulance. Right."

    Guy runs away again.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    edit: once, when I was in Calgary, we had this random guy walk up to us and say:

    "Hey, did you know that if you go to jail up here they only give you two meals a day that are *this* big, but in America they feed you SPAGHETTI!?!"

    We thought he wanted money. But then he walked off.
    lol
    I laughed too hard

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  • FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I used to work with Hospitals, I was in the A&E (Casualty) once and a nurse asked for my opinion on a spider bite. I'm from New Zealand. Apparently she was getting NZ and Australia mixed up (I know, shocker right?). I politely informed her that we dont really have many poisonous spiders in NZ and I'd be no help. Anyway, I stuck around to get hear this conversation:

    Guy: ...so, after it bit me, I captured it and brought it in. Here.

    Nurse: D:

    Guy: Its in the jar - it cant get out.

    Nurse: Not yet, but if it does, we cant have that thing running round. We'll need to kill it.

    Guy: D:

    Nurse: We wont... crush it or anything, maybe we can suffocate it.

    Guy: You cant kill it.

    Nurse: We cant risk it getting out.

    Guy: You cant kill it.

    Nurse: We need to keep it, just in case, but we cant keep it alive

    Guy: You cant kill it.

    Nurse: I'm going to have to insist.

    Guy: ...

    Nurse: OK?

    Guy: ... ... ... Can... Can I kill it?

    *stunned silence*

    I laughed so hard I got asked to leave.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "He's my spider nurse, I'll do it *sob*"

    *takes spider out behind barn*

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I almost walked out of a hospital after one of the nurse heads said, sarcastically I might add, "so, what makes you think you need to be in the hospital today?"

    SkutSkut on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    I almost walked out of a hospital after one of the nurse heads said, sarcastically I might add, "so, what makes you think you need to be in the hospital today?"

    "My asshole has prolapsed" will always get them to stop being dickheads. Seriously, charge-nurses are mean fucks in ERs usually.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    I almost walked out of a hospital after one of the nurse heads said, sarcastically I might add, "so, what makes you think you need to be in the hospital today?"

    "My asshole has prolapsed" will always get them to stop being dickheads. Seriously, charge-nurses are mean fucks in ERs usually.

    I'll have to try that next time, I was shocked enough to draw a blank for about a minute.

    SkutSkut on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    SkutSkut wrote: »
    I almost walked out of a hospital after one of the nurse heads said, sarcastically I might add, "so, what makes you think you need to be in the hospital today?"

    "My asshole has prolapsed" will always get them to stop being dickheads. Seriously, charge-nurses are mean fucks in ERs usually.

    I'll have to try that next time, I was shocked enough to draw a blank for about a minute.

    Haha, my girlfriend went into the ER leaking pus from her surgery. Visibly leaking. Soaking her clothes, leaking. The charge nurse went, "Why are you here? You don't look like you're having an emergency."

    Turns out she was bleeding internally from her transplant graft. And there was a ball of blood the size of my fist in her abdomen pinching blood vessels and nerves in her legs.

    I hate charge-nurses who think they're entitled.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In their defense - Most nurse deal with shit you cant even imagine. Not that it really excuses the behaviour... But these people (especially in A&E wards) get assaulted so regularly, that they dont cant even fill out paperwork for it any more. Same with Ambulance personnel. In the UK apparently they are trialing (well, they were 3 years ago) in London, giving some discretion to Emergency call handlers. At the moment, if you ask for an ambulance - they have to send one. People would actually call these guys to scratch their back -and (I shit you not) change the channel.

    By the end of a 10 hour shift - I'm amazed you didn't get a poke in the eye.

    Sorry about your girlfriend though.

    I think I derailed... so.

    A german girl I met once did an exchange to the States (when she was 16). She was telling the history of her town and somehow the Moon was mentioned... A girl put up her hand and asked "Is that the same moon we have?"

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