I kinda wish Poldy could meet Podly. That would be an interesting scene.
They'd immediately lock into 69 position like two homosexual rare earth magnets and it would take the jaws of life to tear them apart before they die of dehydration.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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I'm rather proud of myself that after downloading the Spore creature creator, I resisted the temptation to make a huge walking penis.
So I just made a normal-looking creature with a huge penis.
I was looking at it, just now, wondering what to make. I'm not a visually creative guy.
But now I know. A penis creature.
I'm going to make a penis create that is so terrifyingly effective that it will conquer all the worlds on which it is seeded when Spore is released. And then, the Spore servers will update their records, see its effectiveness, and seed it even more. Slowly, my giant cocks will take over the Spore multiverse, entering and infecting dimensions. By the end of the year, the game will be unplayable because no one can create a creature capable of defeating my cocks.
Yes, I'm setting out to create a penis virus-creature.
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It won't, because it's not four to the floor. (IIRC) A good mashup almost always needs a bass drum on every beat.
Really, what am I doing wrong?
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I just got a text from my friend
"Do you want me to bring silver eye makeup?"
I might have to say yes
Man I would wear one of those.
But a ring on my cock? Uh. I dunno.
I've heard of weirder things. Haven't people gotten them pierced?
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[5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
I'm imagining Podly dressed up as Jareth from Labyrinth.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
They'd immediately lock into 69 position like two homosexual rare earth magnets and it would take the jaws of life to tear them apart before they die of dehydration.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That's actually pretty much correct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatotomy
Later, D&D!
Friend o' mine has a Prince Albert.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Only when he's not in drag.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I do believe that is Elki's request.
Indeed.
So I just made a normal-looking creature with a huge penis.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I was looking at it, just now, wondering what to make. I'm not a visually creative guy.
But now I know. A penis creature.
I'm going to make a penis create that is so terrifyingly effective that it will conquer all the worlds on which it is seeded when Spore is released. And then, the Spore servers will update their records, see its effectiveness, and seed it even more. Slowly, my giant cocks will take over the Spore multiverse, entering and infecting dimensions. By the end of the year, the game will be unplayable because no one can create a creature capable of defeating my cocks.
Yes, I'm setting out to create a penis virus-creature.
YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF DOING IT DESPITE YOUR INTENT
They should have just called it the Spore Dong Creator.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Keep the paper rolling, never wait a minute.
Now if I could just do this without either moving to Louisiana or New Mexico or joining the military, that would be grand.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I'm looking forward to Starcraft 2 way more.
Hell, I'm looking forward to Mass Effect hitting a price point I'm comfortable with far more.
Of course, that's the case... :P