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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Once you go Poldy, other dicks will seem moldy.

    Gim on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    BTW, I bought a cockring today for the spandex.

    Hella huge package all up ins
    I almost want to say "pics, or it didn't happen," but that frightens even me.
    You know he wears gay disco pants, right?
    Are there straight ones?

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fuck you disco is awesome

    Church on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    BTW, I bought a cockring today for the spandex.

    Hella huge package all up ins
    I almost want to say "pics, or it didn't happen," but that frightens even me.
    You know he wears gay disco pants, right?
    Are there straight ones?

    I had heterosexual intercourse with my wife last night!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Wait, is cock-ring what it sounds like?

    Like, a ring one would wear on one's cock?

    the alternative being...?

    a ring in the shape of a cock?

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So, what's a cocktail that comes in a highball glass, involves mint and cucumber (possibly), and isn't a mojito?

    japan on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    BTW, I bought a cockring today for the spandex.

    Hella huge package all up ins
    I almost want to say "pics, or it didn't happen," but that frightens even me.
    You know he wears gay disco pants, right?
    Are there straight ones?
    You know, that’s a good point.

    I meant they’re pretty flaming—tight, sparkly, stretch pants.

    stilist on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    go go priapism

    skippydumptruck on
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God I wish there were a mouse gesture to wipe this conversation from my memory.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Wait, is cock-ring what it sounds like?

    Like, a ring one would wear on one's cock?
    the alternative being...?

    a ring in the shape of a cock?
    It’s part of the fruit basket they give people who move to California.

    stilist on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    japan wrote: »
    So, what's a cocktail that comes in a highball glass, involves mint and cucumber (possibly), and isn't a mojito?

    you can make Pim's Cup with cucumber.

    (but it is gross)

    skippydumptruck on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Fuck you disco is awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfoc-dTG_1c&feature=related

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    japan wrote: »
    So, what's a cocktail that comes in a highball glass, involves mint and cucumber (possibly), and isn't a mojito?

    mint julep maybe?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    God I wish there were a mouse gesture to wipe this conversation from my memory.

    There is, but it involves bashing yourself with the mouse repeatedly.

    Gim on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I cannot even begin to picture Podly in spandex.

    For this I am glad.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"
    Did they let you try them on, first?

    Thanatos on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Fuck you disco is awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfoc-dTG_1c&feature=related

    WRONG

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwEK9AYQHg

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Whee, workout time again.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"
    Did they let you try them on, first?

    Sir, where is your junior's section?

    skippydumptruck on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"
    Did they let you try them on, first?
    They’re fitted, actually.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"
    Did they let you try them on, first?

    Sir, where is your junior's section?
    ^^^Funny shit right here^^^

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"
    Did they let you try them on, first?
    Sir, where is your junior's section?
    :lol:

    stilist on
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    God I wish there were a mouse gesture to wipe this conversation from my memory.

    There is, but it involves bashing yourself with the mouse repeatedly.

    Oh, here it is under "What to do in case of [chat] emergency." Should have been checking the advanced options. I'll talk to you guys again in a few months after I re-learn how to type despite my imminent traumatic brain injury.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    So, what's a cocktail that comes in a highball glass, involves mint and cucumber (possibly), and isn't a mojito?

    you can make Pim's Cup with cucumber.

    (but it is gross)

    This is apparently the answer.

    I don't know why it didn't occur to me, given that I have been attending social functions in Cambridge lately.

    japan on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know, I'm going to laugh if this Blizzard thing isn't even a game at all. Like some sort of Steam-esque games/content delivery service.

    Gooey on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh
    it was acceptable in the 80s
    (booweeodeeoo
    bweooo
    pow pow)

    stilist on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    WRONG

    I AGREE, WE'RE SORRY THIS VIDEO IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE IS THE GREATEST OF DISCOTHEQUES

    MikeMan on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    oh
    it was acceptable in the 80s
    (booweeodeeoo
    bweooo
    pow pow)

    I'm working on a mashup of that, ODB - Baby I Got Ya Money, and Wrexx N FX - Rumpshaker

    If I do say so myself, I might have an actual hit on my hands.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    You know, I'm going to laugh if this Blizzard thing isn't even a game at all. Like some sort of Steam-esque games/content delivery service.

    Holy shit, I think now I'm even more excited about this. Stardock's coming out with Impulse, Steam's getting cooler...

    I mean, Diablo III would be cool, but a Blizzard Steam...

    Well, maybe I'm the only online distribution fanboy here.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    HERE MIKE
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwEK9AYQHg

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man I want to see some photos of the end product in spandex.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had a mashup in mind the other day. I remember one of the songs was DeBarge’s ‘Rhythm of the Night’; the other has slipped my mind.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    HERE MIKE
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwEK9AYQHg

    AT THE BEGINNING HE'S SUCKING ON A GIANT COCK

    MikeMan on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    You know, I'm going to laugh if this Blizzard thing isn't even a game at all. Like some sort of Steam-esque games/content delivery service.

    Holy shit, I think now I'm even more excited about this. Stardock's coming out with Impulse, Steam's getting cooler...

    I mean, Diablo III would be cool, but a Blizzard Steam...

    Well, maybe I'm the only online distribution fanboy here.

    yeah you're doing it wrong here

    MikeMan on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    HERE MIKE
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkwEK9AYQHg

    AT THE BEGINNING HE'S SUCKING ON A GIANT COCK

    BIG OLE COCKITY COCK

    Podly on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"

    The sheer amount of detail in that article is disturbing and depressing.

    Tav on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh right

    DeBarge—‘Rhythm of the Night’
    Gloria Estefan—‘Get On Your Feet’
    Lionel Ritchie—‘All Night Long (All Night)’

    Dunno if it would actually work out as a mix.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

    The best part was asking the sex shops owner, a little asian man in a polo shirt, "hey, where are your cock rings?"

    The sheer amount of detail in that article is disturbing and depressing.

    Be wary of the white penis!

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I laughed so hard

    TL;DR - New bill set to have royalties for AM-FM broadcasts of songs. RIAA claims radio is "a form of piracy" and that they shouldn't have to pay any royalties to artists for music broadcast (up to $7 billion annually) even though internet/cable already pay royalties.

    In related news, MPAA Says No Proof Needed in P2P Copyright Infringement Lawsuits

    One of these days the RIAA/MPAA will go belly up and a bright light will shine upon this world.

    Aegis on
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