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Hop aboard the Love Bus
Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
The normal bus fare in Miami Beach is a buck and a half.
But a massive limo bus tooling through South Beach over the weekend charged a lot more -- and offered a lot more, as well.
Undercover Miami Beach detectives Sunday busted a brothel-on-wheels, which charged $40 admission and offered sex for sale inside.
On board: prostitutes, fully stocked bars and the bus' madame -- Christine Morteh, 29, of Miramar.
Cops have charged Morteh with engaging in, directing others to and deriving support from prostitution, as well as operating a business without license.
She was held Tuesday on $5,000 bond, which she has since posted.
But the bus -- a sleek, black conversion vehicle that has the cab of a tractor trailer -- is no longer in service.
Cops have it locked up, seizing it as evidence, said Detective Juan Sanchez, a Miami Beach police spokesman.
The arrests were part of a city-wide crackdown on prostitution over the weekend that led to 75 arrests -- including seven felonies -- and helped recover a missing person.
The sweep also netted a large cache of evidence, including drugs, a firearm and money.
Cash was all over the love bus when the undercover cops hopped aboard in the 1100 block of Collins Avenue, according to the arrest affidavit.
Their interest was piqued when the bus stopped and offered a ride for $40.
They quickly learned that Morteh was pimping out the girls on board. The girls took their clothes off, performed lap dances, and offered oral sex for just $100, according to the report and a detective's testimony in court.
Then there was the money.
''It was spread out all over the place,'' said the detective, whose name is being withheld. ``It was on their G-strings. In 19 years, I've never seen this.''
This weekend's sweep also led to authorities discovering at least one minor selling sex, said Judy Orihuela, a spokeswoman for the FBI.
Welcome to Miami Beach, where you don't come to the prostitutes, the prostitutes come to you!
I wonder if the bus played music as it drove around, like an Ice Cream truck, but instead of merry jingling chimes it played Peaches.
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I'm going to Crufest.
haha fuck yeah! ^5. I'm going to Cruefest with some friends of mine. It's going to be fucking nuts.
I got the tickets for so I could take my brother because he's a huge fan. He didn't want to go. So I'm taking whoever says me when I mention it in person.
I wonder if the bus played music as it drove around, like an Ice Cream truck, but instead of merry jingling chimes it played Peaches.
Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls
this
I'm going to Crufest.
haha fuck yeah! ^5. I'm going to Cruefest with some friends of mine. It's going to be fucking nuts.
I got the tickets for so I could take my brother because he's a huge fan. He didn't want to go. So I'm taking whoever says me when I mention it in person.
Nice. My friend is in the fanclub. I don't think I've ever heard one of their albums, but it's going to be cheap, and I'll get off work early so that I can go be an idiot on a friday.
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The cops have it now. Think of that what you will.
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What a ripoff!
Whatever. That had better be the best goddamn lapdance.
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Rubbingdirigible.
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I need to reevaluate my pricing matrix for the sex trade.
$20 is standard. But a five dance minimum? Fuck that.
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That better have a happy ending.
That's what I'm saying.
haha fuck yeah! ^5. I'm going to Cruefest with some friends of mine. It's going to be fucking nuts.
Like I won't pay $100 for anything if I can't cum on it's buttcrack when I'm done.
gonna watch it this weekend
You are in for something
Nice. My friend is in the fanclub. I don't think I've ever heard one of their albums, but it's going to be cheap, and I'll get off work early so that I can go be an idiot on a friday.
As much as it takes to consider Jenna Jameson an actor, or to switch your upper brain functions off completely.
I watched it reptile-brained and loved the shit out it. My buddy was looking for a Romero film and should be punched in his dick.
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