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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    The gods are assholes, man.

    In their defense, Odysseus didn't have to tell that cyclops what his name was, and where he was from, and who his father was. Poseidon never would have known to come after him if he had just kept his damn mouth shut.

    And his men didn't have to eat Helios' cattle. I mean, he told them not to.

    And they didn't have to open up the bag of winds that Aeolus gave him, thinking it was loot. That was pretty dumb, too.

    Really, Homer makes it clear that a lot of what happens is their fault, even if the gods were involved in some ways.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    There are many best parts in the Iliad.

    Seriously why do the men in the Odyssey cry so much, they are supposed to be manly men. I guess Homer is saying that it is okay to let it all out.

    Fighting and dying is one thing
    But winning and then being told "You're still never going home."
    That's harsh
    Maybe they should get a mother fucking map.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Illiad is about being a man
    All fighting and bleeding and rattling off your lineage before combat
    The Odyssey is about womanly things
    Like the home and culture and civilization.
    What it means to be a good citizen/husband/wife

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    The gods are assholes, man.

    In their defense, Odysseus didn't have to tell that cyclops what his name was, and where he was from, and who his father was. Poseidon never would have known to come after him if he had just kept his damn mouth shut.

    And his men didn't have to eat Helios' cattle. I mean, he told them not to.

    And they didn't have to open up the bag of winds that Aeolus gave him, thinking it was loot. That was pretty dumb, too.

    Really, Homer makes it clear that a lot of what happens is their fault, even if the gods were involved in some ways.
    segregation from olympus! the worst kind of entrapment!

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    okay so

    right now I'm reading Snow Crash again
    then I'll read Yiddish Policemen's Union
    Then The Road
    then probably The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
    then I dunno what next

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is the Yiddish Policemen's Union supposed to be any good?

    I've seen it a few times at my bookstore

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    is the Yiddish Policemen's Union supposed to be any good?

    I've seen it a few times at my bookstore

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm writing a paper on Pride and Prejudice. It isn't going well so far.

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    some 7th graders came into the store looking for the odyssey today

    why would they assign that to 7th graders

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm writing a paper on Pride and Prejudice. It isn't going well so far.

    what's that Mark Twain quote about Austen

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    coldbird. wrote: »
    some 7th graders came into the store looking for the odyssey today

    why would they assign that to 7th graders

    I read it about then.

    It makes more sense than assigning them Where the Red Fern Grows.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    I'm writing a paper on Pride and Prejudice. It isn't going well so far.

    what's that Mark Twain quote about Austen
    Pick one
    Jane Austen? Why I go so far as to say that any library is a good library that does not contain a volume by Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book.

    To me his prose is unreadable--like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.

    I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

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    DomovoiDomovoi Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm writing a paper on Pride and Prejudice. It isn't going well so far.

    I once wanted to create a rap movie based on Pride and Prejudice, called 'Pride and Prejudizzle'.

    Mr. Bingley was called Mr. Blingley.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd watch it

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love book threads! My dad brought this book over for me to read, 'Snow Crash'. It's alright except the author likes to talk about the 15 year old girl in a sexual matter that is downright creepy.

    I was gonna finish it today at school but i left it at my house

    :(

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    is the Yiddish Policemen's Union supposed to be any good?

    I've seen it a few times at my bookstore

    if kavalier and clay is anything to go by, then not really

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what didn't you like about kavalier and clay

    even my non-reading friends loved that book; I figured it was one of those books that was just hells of easy to love

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    well the story's directionless, the prose it flat and there seemed to be nothing figurative going on at all

    i didn't hate it, i just felt no reason to continue reading

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I actually like Pride and Prejudice, it's just that this paper was due too soon and I'm quite a bit fucked regarding it.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ok so my paper is called "The Eros of Matrimony" so I think that's probably a problem right there from the start

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If it's high school, junior college, community college, or equivalent, that's a good start. Make some high-falutin' philosophical interpretation. It doesn't matter if it's valid so long as you can back it up to whatever standard the scope and depth of the assignment allows. You don't even really half to understand more than half of what you write, so long as it sounds right and it's not your prof's favorite book.

    If it's a real school, that's still a pretty decent topic so long as you actually know what those words mean.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I go to a pretty intense college, Reed College, and yeah I do know what they mean, I'm just stuck writing it. The prompt is basically, "Is Elizabeth better off marrying Darcy in the end? Is the ending of P&P a triumph, a surrender, or what?"

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never actually read it, I only know a basic overview of the plot.

    That is a good title.

    I usually go systematic when I have trouble starting. Go through the major elements one by one, shaping them to fit the conclusion your working toward. The start is really obvious that way. It leads to technically inferior writing, but it gives you enough structure to do a re-write pretty much entirely dedicated to style.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bendery I can't tell if you're being facetious or not

    surely you've read Snow Crash you're on the internet

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what the fuck is Snow Crash?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    snow crash is a cyberpunk novel by neal stephenson

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    okay seriously fucking hell

    if you're in this corner of the internet and you've not heard of, let alone read, Snow Crash, then that's just fucking perplexing

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what the hell is cyberpunk?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't know, but you probably wouldn't be able to find out on the internet.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    even my anti-computer hippie girlfriend has read Snow Crash

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    Bendery I can't tell if you're being facetious or not

    surely you've read Snow Crash you're on the internet

    Actually this is my first read through of it, i've been in a literature cesspool of required reading for basic english classes. This is the first book I've read out of my own time in months.

    But really, I don't think there is a single chapter where he doesn't mention Y.T.s vagina in one way or another.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i've never read snow crash

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i did watch bladerunner does that count

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just finished Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell

    it was pretty awesome for the most part

    usually I devour any "fantasy" books I can get my hands on, but jesus that was a chore to finish.

    I put it down for about a month when I was halfway through, and honestly thats the least I've ever cared about bothering to finish a book.

    definitely glad I picked it back up again

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so still writing this paper yeap.

    how's it goin' forum

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    both snow crash and neuromancer I keep almost buying

    but american gods, dune et al. keep getting the better of me

    snow crash just seems like such a nerd book 8-)

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    this thread was doomed from the beginning

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i dunno the beginning was probably the best bit

    it kinda got more doomed as it went along

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never heard of Snow Crash. Keep that shit to yourself, disgusting technophile types.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh dang i got cheeto powder in my (SNOW: ) drive

    UH OH SNOW CRASH

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