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Can't even be naked on your own lawn anymore

WrenWren ninja_birdRegistered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
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A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.


Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.


The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Moose wrote:
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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I guess my only question is: what positions did this guy use?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ha ha ha ha ha! Bellevue. Fucking farmers.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    March 28, 2008.

    Way to keep up with the times, man.

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  • NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    how do you even do that

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naked news is a slow business

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man, I feel sorry for the garden hose.

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  • NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fucking conservative Nazis.

    Can't fuck my lawn chair in peace.

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  • NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Alternate post: Invisible woman ololol

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm pretty sure this was news several months ago.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    inappropriate slashes

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    exactly

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    to be fair, the lawn gnome was asking for it

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    i\m gay

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man his wife must really be a cold fish in the sack

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  • NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    to be fair, the lawn gnome was asking for it

    That short skirt. The pointy hat.

    HE WANTED IT!

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    man his wife must really be a cold fish in the sack

    maybe the table was just really awesome

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    man his wife must really be a cold fish in the sack

    That's what I'm saying.

    The way I see it, she probably drove him to this. She should be the one in jail.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

    Check out his sig.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    failure to provide sufficient oral should be a class A felony

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

    Check out his sig.

    IGNORE ME

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    see now if that had been a woman the neighbor would have been taking pictures instead of calling the cops.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

    Check out his sig.

    no

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    failure to provide sufficient oral should be a class A felony

    Fuck yeah.

    I had a girlfriend that blew me like every time we were together. Head was expected at least once a day, at minimum.

    That was the best.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    see now if that had been a woman the neighbor would have been taking pictures instead of calling the cops.

    clearly this shows an unfair bias against lawn furniture

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

    Check out his sig.

    no

    OK, then don't.

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  • NerindilNerindil Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I\'m pretty sure this was news several months ago.

    I\'m pretty sure this was pointed out several posts ago!

    HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SLASHES IN YOUR POSTS?

    I thought his might be a typo but he also put one into my post and now I don't know.

    Check out his sig.

    IGNORE ME

    Edit: Fuck, nevermind

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I have sigs turned off, it's wonderful.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    When you have to fuck a garden table,you know somewhere in your life you took a step in the wrong direction.

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  • apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    see now if that had been a woman the neighbor would have been taking pictures instead of calling the cops.

    You'll notice they waited until the fourth time.

    I imagine that was how long it took their fapping while watching to turn to shame.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    nah, it just means he has the balls to do what we all are thinking

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    was it wooden lawn furniture

    because splinters

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    or as we call them in the biz, love lances

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Wait... the guy was just whacking it in his backyard?

    Get higher fences, that's what I'm saying.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Wait... the guy was just whacking it in his backyard?

    Get higher fences, that's what I'm saying.

    No,he was fucking a garden table.

    Sexual Intercourse was done to a member of the common pinewood family.

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  • apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    I can't even count the number of time I've had sex in someone back yard.

    Cutting you jerks off at the pass, it was with a woman. One that was born female.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dude just really needed an enema. How low as a society have we sunk that we should classify that as illegal?

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