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So can Rachel Ray actually be trusted to create edible recipes

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Before anyone asks, that post by Faricrazy was written by Nice Pete, who is a serial killer from Achewood.

    did you not notice my post on the first page?

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    God, cornbread muffins are delicious.


    I think I have some mix jarred someplace, gotta make that.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The following is Rachel Ray's stance on tipping

    In town for a visit and on a budget? Don't be afraid to go a bit loose on your tipping. While it is not unheard of to tip up to 20% for a good service, there is nothing requiring you to tip at all. Any fear that you have about the wait staff being upset at you is groundless since you aren't from the area; no worries that anybody will be spitting in your food the next time you go out for dinner.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Before anyone asks, that post by Faricrazy was written by Nice Pete, who is a serial killer from Achewood.

    did you not notice my post on the first page?
    phase I of operation "Stealthunderpede" complete

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I personally can't believe that $40 dollars a day is challenging. I guess I've not eaten in any sufficiently inflated cities yet.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    The following is Rachel Ray's stance on tipping

    In town for a visit and on a budget? Don't be afraid to go a bit loose on your tipping. While it is not unheard of to tip up to 20% for a good service, there is nothing requiring you to tip at all. Any fear that you have about the wait staff being upset at you is groundless since you aren't from the area; no worries that anybody will be spitting in your food the next time you go out for dinner.
    I'm allowed to call her a shrew, right?

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    edited July 2008
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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    The following is Rachel Ray's stance on tipping

    In town for a visit and on a budget? Don't be afraid to go a bit loose on your tipping. While it is not unheard of to tip up to 20% for a good service, there is nothing requiring you to tip at all. Any fear that you have about the wait staff being upset at you is groundless since you aren't from the area; no worries that anybody will be spitting in your food the next time you go out for dinner.

    Fuck. Her.

    I was away for the weekend this week, and was tipping 25% just because the waitstaff has to deal with pretentious tourist douchebags like her all the time.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Before anyone asks, that post by Faricrazy was written by Nice Pete, who is a serial killer from Achewood.

    did you not notice my post on the first page?
    phase I of operation "Stealthunderpede" complete

    I knew I let you get too close...

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    seriously 40 bucks a day isn't that hard

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Harrier wrote: »
    I know she's considered by some to be the most annoying woman in the universe.

    And I think it's Teefs or Pony or somebody who has a rather unsettling anecdote about seeing her in her backyard once.

    But is the food she makes any good?

    I ask this because I'm looking for a Tandoori Chicken recipe, and I just happen to have come across her take on it. Objectively, I want to consider it, but on the other hand, it's Rachel Ray, and largely thanks to this board, I'm somewhat wary. So I figured I'd present it for consideration.

    Also, I guess we can talk about food and cooking in this thread, and maybe we can get about a page or so along before someone starts posting Nigella pictures.
    that was a fucking achewood blog you schmuck
    Yes, I know that, now.

    I'm disheartened by this news.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Jasconius wrote: »
    I personally can't believe that $40 dollars a day is challenging. I guess I've not eaten in any sufficiently inflated cities yet.

    Eating out at three restaurants a day and having a mid-day snack for under $40 can be difficult. Especially if you are a decent human being and tip your waiter. That's why Food Network gave her a show where she advises you to wear a heavy coat with pockets on the inside so you can shoplift without getting caught

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    she makes good food, she kinda has to, being on TV and all


    also apparently I am the only person at my work who hates Rachael Ray

    just guess which FN chef they hate
    you will flip your shit

    Do not say Alton Brown

    Alton

    fucking

    Brown


    I need names and addresses.

    I'm renting a van.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I dont know what to think about Rachel Ray but the best chefs are the iron chefs from japan and all others are their servants, they are the hidden kings of the land and the iron chef america are just the puppet government and all else are feudal servants of the food network

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    I dont know what to think about Rachel Ray but the best chefs are the iron chefs from japan and all others are their servants, they are the hidden kings of the land and the iron chef america are just the puppet government and all else are feudal servants of the food network

    I loved the commentators for the original Iron Chef.
    Such a great show.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    I dont know what to think about Rachel Ray but the best chefs are the iron chefs from japan and all others are their servants, they are the hidden kings of the land and the iron chef america are just the puppet government and all else are feudal servants of the food network
    That would make Rachel Ray a concubine, then?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    for $40 dollars a day you can eat at taco bell 7 times

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    for $40 dollars a day you can eat at taco bell 7 times

    And spend the rest of the day situated on the toilet trying to fly to the moon


    great plan

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    for $40 dollars a day you can eat at taco bell 7 times

    And spend the rest of the day situated on the toilet trying to fly to the moon


    great plan
    taco bell has never made me sick

    i have evolved to better deal with my environment

    my children will be kings in the land of cheap eats

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know for all the shit Taco Bell and mexican in general gets for causing butt-related issues, I've never actually had problems digesting mexican.

    A few pringles, however, sends me flying to the toilet. I think it's that fake fat or whatever they use.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Back when Peter Pan brand peanut butter had that salmonela scare I got it twice.

    was literally spewing from both ends it wasnt fun.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    A Hormel pot pie found it's way to my home once.

    I ate it since I'd never had one.

    I got food poisoning so bad I almost died.

    I've never eaten another pot pie.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    for $40 dollars a day you can eat at taco bell 7 times

    And spend the rest of the day situated on the toilet trying to fly to the moon


    great plan

    check out mister paper stomach over here

    wuss

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    Clayton BigsbyClayton Bigsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    she makes good food, she kinda has to, being on TV and all


    also apparently I am the only person at my work who hates Rachael Ray

    just guess which FN chef they hate
    you will flip your shit

    Do not say Alton Brown

    Alton

    fucking

    Brown

    Shit=flipped

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Part of the thinking behind $40 a day is that you aren't eating 79 cent soft tacos, no matter how good they are

    And they're pretty damn good.

    Also, she does get really drunk during her last meal of the day. They only charge her for the first drink even though it is clear that she has multiple alcoholic beverages. You rarely get free refills on booze

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    Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    i would fuck rachael ray until one of us dies

    arhghhbhhhhbhhbbbbbbbhaphppbahurlhgalurgarg

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Little Jim wrote: »
    i would fuck rachael ray until one of us dies

    arhghhbhhhhbhhbbbbbbbhaphppbahurlhgalurgarg

    what if neither of you died. What if it went on for infinity in a way much like Loki's punishment for killing a fellow god with a sprig of mistletoe.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Looking at your avatar, I can see that you'd have a 100% chance of sleeping with a woman who looks like her and is such a success.

    I'd actually like you to fuck her to death because you're so awful.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Alton Brown is the best

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2008
    damn fiz you dont cut any corners

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    A Hormel pot pie found it's way to my home once.

    I ate it since I'd never had one.

    I got food poisoning so bad I almost died.

    I've never eaten another pot pie.

    i threw up in first grade after eating an oatmeal raisin cookie

    haven't eaten one nor thrown up since

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I haven't vomited since that Patriots-Raiders game in the snow.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I almost died when cheese from a mozzarella got into my trachea

    Had to reach down my throat and pull it out when I was like 11 or something.

    Didn't eat them for years and years after

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I guess the old host of Dinner Impossible was fired for lying about his credentials. Seems like the stuff he made up were things they could have easily checked on before giving him a big television show, but there you go.

    They replaced him with the guy who won that competition to be the next Iron Chef: America guy. This means they consider him to be on par with Bobby Flay

    And there isn't a topic big enough for me to vent about him

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Whoa, they replaced the British guy? Really?

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    can i ask if any of you are aware that tandoori food mainly means food that has been cooked in a tandoor which is a type of clay oven

    i mean if you wanna be technical about it
    mainly wondering if anyone has ever heard of a tandoor

    also they use them to make naan

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man I really want to make oatmeal raisin cookies.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    naan is the best.

    I like to eat it until I feel ill.

    Then eat some more.

    Then lie on the couch and not move until the hurting stops.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Anthony Bourdain has unwavering hatred for all things Rachel Ray, and let's be honest, Bourdain rules.

    Anthony Bourdain is so good times

    No Reservations is basically him being bizarro Rachael Ray, tipping big and calling everyone a fucking faggot

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