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Let's all have our own forumer meltdowns

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I have absolutely no desire to have sex with any of the girls in this thread

    and I'm also about as nice to them as I am to the rest of the forum

    what does that make me



    I guess if I had a meltdown it would be something like "Damn, 4 months is a really long time to be jailed over one link that I marked NSFW, I mean, other people have done worse and gotten a standard 3 point 2 months. That's a bit unfair."

    I think the fact that this is about the sixth time I've seen you bitching about this qualifies it as a meltdown. Quit being such a pussy.

    I pretty much only mention it when other people bring it up

    and in the thread specially for fake meltdowns


    also damn, you must read the forums a lot more than I thought

    Tossrock on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    ugghhhhhh fuck

    stop talking about yourselves it is shitty

    this happens every four lunar cycles and you know it

    the worst is that people don't have the decency to label these things

    Meissnerd on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    has berk been around lately

    is he on vacation or something i forget

    yourclothes on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You think your mere words are enough to satiate me ego?

    Well, you think WRONG.

    I DEMAND A MONUMENT.

    Let's start with the bow and see where we go from there.


    Wouldn't want to overwhelm you


    wang your servers


    Nothin' like that.

    sarukun on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sara lynn you look distressingly like a lesbian friend of mine

    so much so i had to closely examine the picture to determine this is not the case

    but see you have freckles so it's different totally

    in conclusion

    i'd hit it

    CONGRATULATIONS

    you are like 27212975 person to tell me I look exactly like a friend of theirs!

    seriously did my mother adopt me from like a group of genetically engineered babies

    the reality is that there is simply a finite number of facial feature combinations

    inevitably, you're gonna look like someone

    chances are you just happen to hit a face type that isn't common, per se, but one that everyone knows at least someone that looks like

    Pony on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sara lynn you look distressingly like a lesbian friend of mine

    so much so i had to closely examine the picture to determine this is not the case

    but see you have freckles so it's different totally

    in conclusion

    i'd hit it

    CONGRATULATIONS

    you are like 27212975 person to tell me I look exactly like a friend of theirs!

    seriously did my mother adopt me from like a group of genetically engineered babies

    you look like every girl

    Tube on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    This thread is moving too fast for me to feel confident replying to anybody

    Any potential joke could have been made three times over

    Poorochondriac on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I have absolutely no desire to have sex with any of the girls in this thread

    and I'm also about as nice to them as I am to the rest of the forum

    what does that make me



    I guess if I had a meltdown it would be something like "Damn, 4 months is a really long time to be jailed over one link that I marked NSFW, I mean, other people have done worse and gotten a standard 3 point 2 months. That's a bit unfair."

    I think the fact that this is about the sixth time I've seen you bitching about this qualifies it as a meltdown. Quit being such a pussy.

    I pretty much only mention it when other people bring it up

    and in the thread specially for fake meltdowns


    also damn, you must read the forums a lot more than I thought

    He egosearches.

    Blake T on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    viv when are you coming to florida

    this is important

    man I dunno

    doubt I'll have the time to make the trip this summer, that's for damn sure

    that's not helping my yellow fever at all

    Pip any news on a flopax? i haven't asked sheri about it since Atlanta

    apparently sheri is busy as fuck and I have also barely talked to her

    in a couple weeks I will constantly harass her until she does it

    It's the best way to deal with the ladies. ladies.

    Futore on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    yeah that is the only thing I have a problem with re: the forums

    I know I am straying into dangerous territory here but damn, dely got his account back after like two weeks

    I know what I did is significantly more retarded than what you did, tossrock, but still something to be disappointed about

    I'm hardly going to a blow a big ol' hissy about it, it's not worth a meltdown, it's more of a mild, general malaise

    welcome to the free market. you have no bargaining power because I don't care whether or not you live or die.

    also to be fair the other half of the account don't give a fuck about it (that's me, kusu the best dude on the whole forums!)

    honestly?

    when it first happened I was like "fuck posting is going to be such a chore, I might not even bother anymore"

    but really it does not change a whole lot

    it's actually a little entertaining fighting kusu for posts

    took all of like four days to get used to it

    Shankusu on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously, who are the girls?

    WaM ans Sarah right?

    me, WaM, Sheri, Viv, Mully, Bel, Dread Pirate, others I'm forgetting

    TFS is honorary until a further date when we revue her application

    Sara Lynn on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    waitaminute

    Pip are you not going to PAX?

    Vixx on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Cass I'm sad that our interaction has only been in WoW that one time and maybe once or twice on the forums

    rectify!

    This one time there was a line in the Yorkdale women's bathroom, and the Family bathroom was empty except for a cleaning woman. Now, the bathrooms at Yorkdale are really nice. The Family bathroom is just a big room with leather seating, a changing table, and two toilets - a little kid one and an adult one. I ask the cleaning lady if I can use the family bathroom and she says sure. I sit down on the little kid toilet because I only have to pee and I think it'll be funny. To my horror, its one of those ninja-poops where you don't realize until its too late.

    There is no way this little kid toilet can take this big shit I just laid down on it. I'm terrified. The cleaning woman is waiting outside. I try to flush and the plumbing shakes and rattles. I do the only thing I can think of and make a makeshift glove out of toilet paper and transport the poo. I hustle out, deeply ashamed. The cleaning woman may know, she may not, but something transpired between the two of us that day that will stay with us both.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    tfs did you honestly snitch or are you just trying to goad wiggin into spergoraging

    Pony on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    has berk been around lately

    is he on vacation or something i forget
    he got elected to scottish parliament

    cool he really deserves it

    yourclothes on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    has berk been around lately

    is he on vacation or something i forget
    he got elected to scottish parliament

    man I can't even tell what's a joke anymore

    Brolo on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2008
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    has berk been around lately

    is he on vacation or something i forget
    he got elected to scottish parliament

    man I can't even tell what's a joke anymore

    same

    Pony on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Seriously, who are the girls?

    WaM ans Sarah right?

    me, WaM, Sheri, Viv, Mully, Bel, Dread Pirate, others I'm forgetting

    TFS is honorary until a further date when we revue her application

    Janson, Jordyn, Ericka, bowtiedseal, cheshire, Trillian

    I always forget a few when I do this

    Vixx on
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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    has berk been around lately

    is he on vacation or something i forget
    he got elected to scottish parliament

    cool he really deserves it

    Archkiltman of Drawings for the King and Undersecretarykiltman of Ponds

    Dely Apple on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You should all appreciate me more because I'm a swell guy and I think you should all acknowledge just how swell I am.

    Chico! I heard you are working on your digital coloring, how's that going? You using photoshop, painter? Illustrator?

    Can I see your pretty colored pictures?

    I'm figuring out Photoshop.

    I've been doing just some monotone studies and stuff, because all of those colours frighten me.

    Blah blah

    ChicoBlue on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Projeck want me to PM you my tits

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    one time I guy sat next to me in the caf and started talking to me

    I stared at him

    he looked at me and kept talking and then stopped when I said 'WHO ARE YOU'

    I really am every girl

    Sara Lynn on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    tfs did you honestly snitch
    yup

    why?

    Pony on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Where is Bel, anyway.


    I have not seen her in at least a week.

    sarukun on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i just want to say most of the entertainment i get from here is just from conversing with folks and it's rare that an individual post will provide me with enjoyment all on it's own

    yourclothes provides 90% of those posts

    Fuck you Fallout

    I want my CDs back

    You can keep the apartment

    fine i never liked Boyz II Men's later work anyways!
    Fallout wrote: »
    i just want to say most of the entertainment i get from here is just from conversing with folks and it's rare that an individual post will provide me with enjoyment all on it's own

    yourclothes provides 90% of those posts
    I'm like at least 3% right

    yes dear

    Fallout on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    this is definitely a masturbation thread

    but it's healthy to get that out every now and then

    just so long as you know that god hates you

    Cilla Black on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Seriously, who are the girls?

    WaM ans Sarah right?

    me, WaM, Sheri, Viv, Mully, Bel, Dread Pirate, others I'm forgetting

    TFS is honorary until a further date when we revue her application

    Janson, Jordyn, Ericka, bowtiedseal, cheshire, Trillian

    I always forget a few when I do this

    Muse

    Brolo on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Like I said
    Really not surprised
    I'm not gonna get all worked up, it was only a matter of time till a mod found out anyway

    Me Too! on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sara lynn you look distressingly like a lesbian friend of mine

    so much so i had to closely examine the picture to determine this is not the case

    but see you have freckles so it's different totally

    in conclusion

    i'd hit it

    CONGRATULATIONS

    you are like 27212975 person to tell me I look exactly like a friend of theirs!

    seriously did my mother adopt me from like a group of genetically engineered babies

    the reality is that there is simply a finite number of facial feature combinations

    inevitably, you're gonna look like someone

    chances are you just happen to hit a face type that isn't common, per se, but one that everyone knows at least someone that looks like

    I look like a grown up version of JD from Rosanne, is that how you even spell that shows name? Who cares.

    I even made a name tag so people are like, HOLY SHIT, it brings me mad tips.

    Jigrah on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    ban social entropy

    Bibble on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Cass I'm sad that our interaction has only been in WoW that one time and maybe once or twice on the forums

    rectify!

    This one time there was a line in the Yorkdale women's bathroom, and the Family bathroom was empty except for a cleaning woman. Now, the bathrooms at Yorkdale are really nice. The Family bathroom is just a big room with leather seating, a changing table, and two toilets - a little kid one and an adult one. I ask the cleaning lady if I can use the family bathroom and she says sure. I sit down on the little kid toilet because I only have to pee and I think it'll be funny. To my horror, its one of those ninja-poops where you don't realize until its too late.

    There is no way this little kid toilet can take this big shit I just laid down on it. I'm terrified. The cleaning woman is waiting outside. I try to flush and the plumbing shakes and rattles. I do the only thing I can think of and make a makeshift glove out of toilet paper and transport the poo. I hustle out, deeply ashamed. The cleaning woman may know, she may not, but something transpired between the two of us that day that will stay with us both.

    Remember when we played WoW? Ha ha!

    Meissnerd on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i keep forgetting bowtiedseal is a girl

    Pony on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Chico, I hope you like that monument

    Fiz on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ahhh why do I keep on getting bottom of the paged

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    waitaminute

    Pip are you not going to PAX?

    no m'am

    PiptheFair on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Where is Bel, anyway.


    I have not seen her in at least a week.

    no clue actually

    probably out and about

    instead of you know

    melting down

    Vixx on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You should all appreciate me more because I'm a swell guy and I think you should all acknowledge just how swell I am.

    Chico! I heard you are working on your digital coloring, how's that going? You using photoshop, painter? Illustrator?

    Can I see your pretty colored pictures?

    I'm figuring out Photoshop.

    I've been doing just some monotone studies and stuff, because all of those colours frighten me.

    Blah blah

    Dang, that's coming along nice. If you ever need any photoshop brushes let me know. I've got the hookup.

    Fedora on
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