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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    To all of the men in here:

    I've only masturbated twice. It wasn't even satisfying.

    How I read this post.

    You gotta use both hands. Really dig in there

    Fiz on
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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    pooro

    tube

    Don't make me choose

    Canada_jezus on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I already had my meltdown for the month about an hour ago

    but here's part two:

    I'm awesome, and you motherfuckers treat me like shit almost all the time, and I'm a totally good sport about it for the most part, but sometimes it just piles up

    you are lucky as shit to have cool girls on this forum and to compensate for not wanting to seem like you're pandering to them, you abuse 'em

    well done

    man I'll tell you what

    the abuse comes from the fact that some dudes don't like the fact that other dudes get more attention than they do from aforementioned girls

    and so they give the girls shit for it

    OR they are just fucking mad because they think being a girl nets you all this attention and dudes actually have to TRY to get a good name on the forums

    so when these girls do ANYTHING that can be judged by the eyes of the forum, anything at all, even if it's something that happens to EVERYONE ALL THE TIME, it is poked and prodded and constantly picked at

    just because it makes you assholes feel better about yourselves

    fuck sometimes it's even a joke being taken too far because you idiots don't know restraint

    any girl on here trying to just be one of the guys and have a good time gets shat on because she is either trying too hard to fit in or her behavior is unladylike and thus lewd and skanky

    any girl on here being a girly girl and trying to have a good time gets shat on because her behavior is lame and she is trying too hard to get attention and flirtations from boys

    and if you're sitting there making excuses like "oh we're not actually interested in you" or whatever I ain't saying you're interested

    I'm saying think before you jump on a stupid fucking bandwagon

    and you motherfuckers know I'm right

    and fuck you if you think I'm not

    oh hi

    Fallout on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I should install HL2 on here and play Zombie Master
    Play a bunch of mods, really
    But I start the download and I'm like shit I could just turn on my 360 and play some HL2 that way

    Me Too! on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why you all wanna fuck ham so bad
    I love you

    World as Myth on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I have absolutely no desire to have sex with any of the girls in this thread

    and I'm also about as nice to them as I am to the rest of the forum

    what does that make me



    I guess if I had a meltdown it would be something like "Damn, 4 months is a really long time to be jailed over one link that I marked NSFW, I mean, other people have done worse and gotten a standard 3 point 2 months. That's a bit unfair."

    That's hardly a meltdown, you didn't even call anybody a fag.

    sarukun on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    Holy fuck this is a fast thread

    I have nowhere near enough forumer cred to post in this thread

    Maybe I should meltdown about that

    GRAAH

    You're more qualified than me and yet here I am.

    Marshmallow on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    To all of the men in here:

    I've only masturbated twice. It wasn't even satisfying.

    How I read this post.

    You gotta use both hands. Really dig in there

    Maybe if you guys weren't so average looking, I'd have more lubrication to do that with. God.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    mully wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    honestly sometimes I worry if I'm too rude to people on this forum

    because that kind of thing really isn't me

    i've never seen you be rude to anyone, tdot
    you seem like a genuinely nice guy

    it's a relief to hear that

    I really mean it

    TheySlashThem on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I put so much work into the OP and then became a lazy asshole

    ohwell the Steam group covers for my follies

    also

    I'M BEAUTIFUL
    I'M BEAUTIFUL
    I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMNIT

    Sara Lynn on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    one thing this forum needs is more sexual tension

    Sexual tension that will cut you with a knife

    If that is what gets you off

    THAT REMINDS ME! I am sick of meeting forumers who are rail thin. Put on some parachute pants so I don't have to look at your deformity.

    send out gym memberships next secret santa:!:

    Barcardi on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    woman I was JUST THINKING THAT and then I saw his post

    I was talking specifically about you. you talk about how hot you are all the time! that is a terrible personality trait even for an attractive person!

    man fuck you and your idiotic bullshit

    I also talk about how not hot I am all the time

    it MIGHT be because I don't ACTUALLY give a fuck how I look as it certainly doesn't have a damn thing to do with posting on this fucking forum NOW DOES IT

    THAT'S IT

    RAGE

    RAGE FOR ME VIV. RAGE AS YOU ALWAYS DO WHEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THAT YOU ARE A HOUND.

    FRESH TEARS FOR THE GENESIS DEVICE.

    oh hey look I am Tube I will just keep egging someone on and insist and I am right!

    even when I am a useless little faggot who cares so much about his machismo image that oh HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID I act like a normal person and give an opinion people would actually give a fuck about!

    HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR I ONLY GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE SAY I AM UGLY

    WHAT A REVELATION!

    ALL PRAISE TUBE!

    Vixx on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    To all of the men in here:

    You are average looking at best. I've only masturbated to your pictures like twice. It wasn't even satisfying.

    :o

    TDOT I thought this was cool too

    Futore on
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    im just a dude i ain't got no fancy ohpinyuns

    Shankusu on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why you all wanna fuck ham so bad
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    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    I pretty much stand up for the females on this forum. GoldenSaucer, yeah she doesn't have uglytits. I've said this from the first time(and only) I saw it on ytmnd.

    I think you might be taking this knight in shining armor thing too far.
    Nah, I was done with that.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My ass is pretty tight.

    Weaver on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    To all of the men in here:

    I've only masturbated twice. It wasn't even satisfying.

    How I read this post.

    You gotta use both hands. Really dig in there

    Maybe if you guys weren't so average looking, I'd have more lubrication to do that with. God.

    They can't help that all white people look the same. Do you know how many people I mistook for Penguin at Comic-Con before he called to let me know he was stuck in traffic and was gonna be late? 18.

    Fiz on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    one time I made a thread just to annoy Tube

    it worked

    Sara Lynn on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    TUBE NEWS BULLETIN:

    BEING CONFIDENT IN YOURSELF IS NOT OKAY

    Vixx on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    consistently though most of the known female posters on this here place are pretty excellent

    there's a few rotten apples

    but they are the minority of what is an already small populace

    Hey Pony

    what is up, man?

    man tonight's game session of D&D was pretty fun up until a disasterously bad boss fight that i designed really poorly and made way too hard and the entire party died.

    people don't really want to roll new characters up, so next week i am going to do an adventure on the shadowfell where they are all dead and are trying to escape a thing so that they can be granted a new life because they are destined n shit

    on the upside i learned more about how 4e balances things

    Pony on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    To all of the men in here:

    You are average looking at best. I've only masturbated to your pictures like twice. It wasn't even satisfying.

    :o

    TDOT I thought this was cool too

    So confused nurrrr

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Characterized by an inability to walk away and not take shit seriously

    Canada_jezus on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    viv when are you coming to florida

    this is important

    PiptheFair on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I put so much work into the OP and then became a lazy asshole

    ohwell the Steam group covers for my follies

    also

    I'M BEAUTIFUL
    I'M BEAUTIFUL
    I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMNIT

    maybe you should prove it to me, eh?

    Pony on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I'm spreading my rage virus to viv

    soon we'll decimate london and hunt cillian murphy

    I get first taste

    Vixx on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    for the record I would probably bone any of the ladies here but man I just don't know I think you all are pretty rad and that might make things all weird

    TheySlashThem on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i've been reading the forum quite a bit tonight
    and it seems like every 4th or 5th thread i go into
    they are talking about women in some way

    is today girl day or

    mully on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That's So Tube.. aven

    Sara Lynn on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Why you all wanna fuck ham so bad
    I love you
    Man, my ego doesn't need any more boosting.

    As I'm sure Fiz can attest to

    STIRRIN UP SOME DRAMA, HELL YEAH

    Poorochondriac on
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    woman I was JUST THINKING THAT and then I saw his post

    I was talking specifically about you. you talk about how hot you are all the time! that is a terrible personality trait even for an attractive person!

    man fuck you and your idiotic bullshit

    I also talk about how not hot I am all the time

    it MIGHT be because I don't ACTUALLY give a fuck how I look as it certainly doesn't have a damn thing to do with posting on this fucking forum NOW DOES IT

    THAT'S IT

    RAGE

    RAGE FOR ME VIV. RAGE AS YOU ALWAYS DO WHEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THAT YOU ARE A HOUND.

    FRESH TEARS FOR THE GENESIS DEVICE.

    oh hey look I am Tube I will just keep egging someone on and insist and I am right!

    even when I am a useless little faggot who cares so much about his machismo image that oh HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID I act like a normal person and give an opinion people would actually give a fuck about!

    HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR I ONLY GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE SAY I AM UGLY

    WHAT A REVELATION!

    ALL PRAISE TUBE!


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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I have kinda accepted that the way I act here is entirely incongruous with my real personality. Only forumer I've met was for the period of like two hours tops, so I never really came out of my shell. Next time people meet me, I half-expect them to be surprised by who I turn out to be.

    horseshit. there is no "real personality". your personality is however you are acting at that time.

    Tube on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    TUBE NEWS BULLETIN:

    BEING CONFIDENT IN YOURSELF IS NOT OKAY


    It's just what he does

    This is why they have the signs saying not to make eye contact but did you read the sign nooooo


    too busy making eye contact

    Weaver on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i did something pretty dumb and ignorant recently and tube infracted me for it

    i deserved it

    i sent him a pm apologizing and acknowledging that what i did was dumb

    he never replied

    so i figure he just agrees

    Pony on
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    sup chat thread

    PikaPuff on
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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i mean if there's drama its cause you want there to be, its not like your goddamn chained to someone and told to fight for the antidote

    Canada_jezus on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    viv when are you coming to florida

    this is important

    man I dunno

    doubt I'll have the time to make the trip this summer, that's for damn sure

    Vixx on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    To all of the men in here:

    I've only masturbated twice. It wasn't even satisfying.

    How I read this post.

    You gotta use both hands. Really dig in there

    Maybe if you guys weren't so average looking, I'd have more lubrication to do that with. God.

    They can't help that all white people look the same. Do you know how many people I mistook for Penguin at Comic-Con before he called to let me know he was stuck in traffic and was gonna be late? 18.

    By the way, this wasn't a joke. I approached way too many people on Thursday thinking they were a person I've known for years.

    Fiz on
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