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Greatest Thing Ever

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited July 2008 in Social Entropy++
Behold:

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It's so awesome. I use a loofa. I'm not ashamed of this fact, laugh if you want, but I'm a clean motherfucker. This thing though, this is like a turbo-charged loofa with flames on the side and shit.

That red circle? That's the "hurt me so good" side. I use it to scrub my head.



Everyone should buy one. I bought 14, simply because I'm paranoid and OCD.

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  • honkymcgoohonkymcgoo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    These things are, in fact, bad ass.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Damnit.
    They were all out of this at Mejiers, so I picked up a regular ol loofah.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I use a loofa, but I don't have one of these.

    I've been looking, but haven't seen them around yet.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    shit, i want one
    i love that clean feel that comes from scraping off a layer of skin

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I like to use scrub until my skin is red hot.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I use a rag on a stick.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The only thing in my shower is a bar of soap.
    Some oatmeal/honey/goatmilk stuff that I even use in my hair.


    Manly musk upons.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    watch?v=Clu4PC9fqok



    look at that shit


    This is just like having robotic sluts scrub your junk for you

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I will buy one today.

    DAMN YOU VIRAL MARKETING

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i scrub the hell out of my skin with a loofah.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    man, i'll stick to my cheap baby blue loofa i got at cvs, thanks though. that just seems too manly for me.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tard wrote: »
    The only thing in my shower is a bar of soap.
    Some oatmeal/honey/goatmilk stuff that I even use in my hair.


    Manly musk upons.

    You wash your hair with goats milk? I bet you smell like a paper mill.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I love the fuck out of the axe Snake Peel body gel.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know, cleanliness loses a lot of it's meaning when you have absolutely nothing to do.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Loofas, eh?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't need a scrubby part on my loofa because I have hair. But yeah just using a bar of soap leaves me feeling all oily or like I'm still covered in a layer of soap no matter how much I rinse off.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I bet this thing costs 400 bucks too.

    Then it'll come apart when I get it wet.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My brother asked if I needed anything at the store, and I asked him to get me a loofa.


    Motherfucker brings back the brightest pinkest loofa he could find.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    loofahs are fine


    but why are you paying 25 buckarinos for a "superloofah" when all they did was stick some cheap plastic lump onto it?

    the lump was probably made by some poor kid in China, too. they're only paying him $1/hour for his work. last night he almost had his hands cut off by the plastic machine.

    for shame Stale, for shame.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Axe commercials are so fucking stupid.

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  • SplattSplatt Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That looks quite awesome.

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    *looks away*

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Stales loofa probably has lead in it.

    Chinese lead.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The Detailer? Like does it trim your pubes too?

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    male grooming threads make me hot

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, i'll stick to my cheap baby blue loofa i got at cvs, thanks though. that just seems too manly for me.

    ohh please, I have a closet full of these things.

    They can't be "manly" if I own them.


    I have them lined up and stacked on the shelf next tot he rows of my shower scrub. I'm OCD about my hygiene products. Must have multiples of everything. So I had to drive around to like 6 stores to get enough of these.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I always buy the same kind of sponge, it's pretty rough on one side. I'd been using them for years, when I suddenly noticed the packet says they are for scouring tough stains off of the porcelain, not human skin. Gets my armpits clean like nothing else though.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    how is this all that different from
    you know
    using your hands

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My favorite body wash was the Adidas stuff and now I can't find it anywhere.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I don't understand you guys.

    When I take a shower I pretty much just shampoo my hair and it's 50/50 as to whether or not I'll soap myself.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    how is this all that different from
    you know
    using your hands

    Luxury my boy, luxury.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    haha, that is both scary and impressive, stale. also super sexy. now tell me about your shoe collection, big boy.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I really thought this thread was going to be about Tweels, maybe I will have to make the second greatest thing ever thread.

    Have we had a Tweel thread yet?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't understand you guys.

    When I take a shower I pretty much just shampoo my hair and it's 50/50 as to whether or not I'll soap myself.

    Whatever stinky

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Tard wrote: »
    The only thing in my shower is a bar of soap.
    Some oatmeal/honey/goatmilk stuff that I even use in my hair.


    Manly musk upons.

    You wash your hair with goats milk? I bet you smell like a paper mill.


    It acutally smells like honey. Its got flakes of oatmeal in it that come out while you're washing to give you some rough stuff to scrub with too.

    Tard on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    how is this all that different from
    you know
    using your hands

    Do you feel the same way about toilet paper?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    how is this all that different from
    you know
    using your hands

    Scrapes more dead skin off. When I shower at the gym I use my hands and the soap dispenser in the shower and when I get home I still feel like I need a shower.

    Weaver on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    how much is this thing

    my loofah is small and doesn't loof very well

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tard wrote: »
    I bet this thing costs 400 bucks too.

    Then it'll come apart when I get it wet.


    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    loofahs are fine


    but why are you paying 25 buckarinos for a "superloofah" when all they did was stick some cheap plastic lump onto it?

    the lump was probably made by some poor kid in China, too. they're only paying him $1/hour for his work. last night he almost had his hands cut off by the plastic machine.

    for shame Stale, for shame.




    It actually costs like 4 bucks. And is durable as all hell.



    Also:


    SNAKE PEEL FUCK YES

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't understand you guys.

    When I take a shower I pretty much just shampoo my hair and it's 50/50 as to whether or not I'll soap myself.

    Whatever stinky

    I am one of the cleanest people I know. Most of my friends maintain bathing habits that aren't dissimiliar to those of serfs in the middle ages.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    how is this all that different from
    you know
    using your hands

    Do you feel the same way about toilet paper?

    If he ever waves at you with his left hand consider it an insult.

    Weaver on
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