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What kind of parent will you be? (Or are?)And why?
So in my work, I get the chance to watch tons of parents interacting with their kids, and there's all kinds. The parents that just dump the kids at the store, the parents that baby their kids, parents who seem to preffer one kid over another..all sorts. So this got me thinking about the sort of parent I will be.
I think one of the things that keeps coming up in my mind, is that I'm going to try to make sure my kids eat and live healthier than I did when I was young. I know what it's like to be overweight and what not, and have realized how easy some of my life had been if I had changed sooner. I'm not blaming my parents at all though, just saying that's something I'll try to do.
Also, I hate saying it, but I'll probably spoil my kids. The reason is cliche, but I want to give them things I didn't get a chance to have. I already do it a bit with my younger brothers actually.
Man, I'm a pretty inconsiderate dick to my parents considering that they are paying me all the way through college.
I'm going to push science and learning for the fun of it really hard on my kids. I'm going to teach them hardcore skepticism, and really try to emphasize using logic to them. But basically I'm only going to buy them planet earth dvds and chemistry sets, and lots and lots of pets.
Man, amen. First of those suckers being born, I'll start saving.
Before, man, before.
I'm 23 and I've already started saving. No such thing as too early when it comes to this sort of thing.
I thought you actually needed a birth certificate or something to start a 529. Besides, you should probably be more IRA, mortgage, and general savings concerned than focusing on one of those just yet.
Man, amen. First of those suckers being born, I'll start saving.
Before, man, before.
I'm 23 and I've already started saving. No such thing as too early when it comes to this sort of thing.
I thought you actually needed a birth certificate or something to start a 529. Besides, you should probably be more IRA, mortgage, and general savings concerned than focusing on one of those just yet.
I guess the ideal parenthood scenario for me would be to encourage fun learning as soon as I can. Teach them to be open emotionally, but at the same time give them ways to actually survive throughout the bullshit that is school. Too often do you see people emotionally crippled as a result of school, either through being bullied for being power geeks and thereafter being completely devoid of the self-confidence that would skyrocket them to the top, or being the greatest kid in school, but completely useless and desperately trying to relive their high school glory afterwards with no real success.
I refuse to be a parent on ethical grounds and due my inability to handle high-pitched noises.
I will be a pretty great adoptive uncle to kids of my exes though, and will educate the crap out of the little buggers if given the opportunity.
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You have no idea what you'll do. There is no plan for this. There is no book or college course for this. A lot of it depends on the kids personality and disposition. You won't believe how much of that is out of your hands right out of the gate. I just want him to know I love him, that I'll do my best to listen and that I will teach him anything I know and help him learn anything that I don't know.
Putting money away for college is good, but it's really a whole shit load bigger than that.
You have no idea what you'll do. There is no plan for this. There is no book or college course for this. A lot of it depends on the kids personality and disposition. You won't believe how much of that is out of your hands right out of the gate. I just want him to know I love him, that I'll do my best to listen and that I will teach him anything I know and help him learn anything that I don't know.
Putting money away for college is good, but it's really a whole shit load bigger than that.
Yeah, not sure where I'd stand in terms of fatherhood. It isn't something I actively think on, and now that I am I can't help but just dread the thought of kids, especially having kids within the next...eight years. I suppose I'll opt to be a dead beat for now.
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You have no idea what you'll do. There is no plan for this. There is no book or college course for this. A lot of it depends on the kids personality and disposition. You won't believe how much of that is out of your hands right out of the gate. I just want him to know I love him, that I'll do my best to listen and that I will teach him anything I know and help him learn anything that I don't know.
Putting money away for college is good, but it's really a whole shit load bigger than that.
I've actually been consciously analyzing parental methods since my earliest memories, so I have a fair idea of what kind of parent I would be, if something terrible happened.
I would be one of those wishy washy parents who push too hard and try to organize every moment of a kids life but then get too frustrated with it and give up for awhile and just shrug and generally annoy the hell out of the poor bugger.
The kid, of course, would be capable of ruling the world.
But they would roll their eyes about me fairly often.
I'd like to think I'd be a cool, relaxed, straightforward parent, who gives their kid the appropriate amount of discipline balanced with the appropriate amount of freedom.
In reality, I'd probably be a neurotic, overprotective, manipulative asshole.
You have no idea what you'll do. There is no plan for this. There is no book or college course for this. A lot of it depends on the kids personality and disposition. You won't believe how much of that is out of your hands right out of the gate. I just want him to know I love him, that I'll do my best to listen and that I will teach him anything I know and help him learn anything that I don't know.
Putting money away for college is good, but it's really a whole shit load bigger than that.
You have no idea what you'll do. There is no plan for this. There is no book or college course for this. A lot of it depends on the kids personality and disposition. You won't believe how much of that is out of your hands right out of the gate. I just want him to know I love him, that I'll do my best to listen and that I will teach him anything I know and help him learn anything that I don't know.
Putting money away for college is good, but it's really a whole shit load bigger than that.
I will consume the flesh of my children as soon as they are born.
Perhaps not. It's still under consideration. But what I will do is highly stress proper etiquette and manners to my children. So many Goddamn people these days are impolite assholes who have no manners what-so-ever, especially in retail. A little smile and a "Have a nice day" would be appreciated!
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I've never wanted children. But my sister has five kids so I get to be the "cool aunt", then hand them over to her whenever they start crying. Aunthood is awesome.
I want to be a good Dad for my kids, I know that much. Hopefully the eventual Mom will agree with me on most of my endeavors.
Stuff I want to make sure that I do:
- Read to them a whole bunch
- Let them know my position on religion and let them choose for themselves
- Be frank about sex . Introductory lesson at 9 or 10 and full lesson at 14 or so.
- Keep up with technology so I can keep a virtual eye on what might be influencing their social habits
- Encourage them to get good grades, but make sure they know that it is not the end of the world if you appear average.
- Assist with post secondary, but only when they have got me convinced that they have either A) a solid plan as to what they want to do afterward or confess that they just like learning stuff and want to go for fun
This is absolutely terrifying to me. I for one am really, really frightened by the prospect of having children.
What will I do when they won't listen? Won't abide by punishments? Is it possible to write off your kids? What do I do if they turn into murderers? How do I feel? Am I comfortable placing my 'legacy' in someone else's hands?
I'd like to think I'd be a cool, relaxed, straightforward parent, who gives their kid the appropriate amount of discipline balanced with the appropriate amount of freedom.
In reality, I'd probably be a neurotic, overprotective, manipulative asshole.
I'd like to think the same thing about myself, too.
In reality, I'd probably be chilly, passive, and emotionally neglectful.
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This is absolutely terrifying to me. I for one am really, really frightened by the prospect of having children.
What will I do when they won't listen? Won't abide by punishments? Is it possible to write off your kids? What do I do if they turn into murderers? How do I feel? Am I comfortable placing my 'legacy' in someone else's hands?
It's all scary.
Be like my father and hit the little bastards. And tell the kid he/she is the least favorite of the siblings!
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Firm but fair I hope.
My parents were fairly strict and big on not spoiling us, teaching us the value of hard work etc. I hope to do the same.
One thing I'd like to continue is the idea that there's no pocket money for no work. Jobs around the house have a value assigned... You want £10? thats cleaning the car inside and out... That kind of thing.
Also - if I have girl/s... No makeup before 21, and no boys ever*
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Man, amen. First of those suckers being born, I'll start saving.
I'm going to push science and learning for the fun of it really hard on my kids. I'm going to teach them hardcore skepticism, and really try to emphasize using logic to them. But basically I'm only going to buy them planet earth dvds and chemistry sets, and lots and lots of pets.
Before, man, before.
I'm 23 and I've already started saving. No such thing as too early when it comes to this sort of thing.
Probably pay for their college, but not spoil them with presents. Unless they're asking for books.
...or Lego.
I thought you actually needed a birth certificate or something to start a 529. Besides, you should probably be more IRA, mortgage, and general savings concerned than focusing on one of those just yet.
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I think this is going to be a pretty common answer.
I will be a pretty great adoptive uncle to kids of my exes though, and will educate the crap out of the little buggers if given the opportunity.
Putting money away for college is good, but it's really a whole shit load bigger than that.
Actually there are 92,457 books on it.
And they are all generally worthless when it comes to what counts. Unless you like taking advice from some asshole who doesn't know your kid.
I would be one of those wishy washy parents who push too hard and try to organize every moment of a kids life but then get too frustrated with it and give up for awhile and just shrug and generally annoy the hell out of the poor bugger.
The kid, of course, would be capable of ruling the world.
But they would roll their eyes about me fairly often.
In reality, I'd probably be a neurotic, overprotective, manipulative asshole.
Yeah, those Montessori bastards. What do they know?
Aren't those fuckers communists or something? Montessori... sounds pinko to me.
At least, ideally. By then, who knows what kind of crippled asshole I'll become?
Hopefully a good one.
Perhaps not. It's still under consideration. But what I will do is highly stress proper etiquette and manners to my children. So many Goddamn people these days are impolite assholes who have no manners what-so-ever, especially in retail. A little smile and a "Have a nice day" would be appreciated!
Stuff I want to make sure that I do:
- Read to them a whole bunch
- Let them know my position on religion and let them choose for themselves
- Be frank about sex . Introductory lesson at 9 or 10 and full lesson at 14 or so.
- Keep up with technology so I can keep a virtual eye on what might be influencing their social habits
- Encourage them to get good grades, but make sure they know that it is not the end of the world if you appear average.
- Assist with post secondary, but only when they have got me convinced that they have either A) a solid plan as to what they want to do afterward or confess that they just like learning stuff and want to go for fun
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What will I do when they won't listen? Won't abide by punishments? Is it possible to write off your kids? What do I do if they turn into murderers? How do I feel? Am I comfortable placing my 'legacy' in someone else's hands?
It's all scary.
I'd like to think the same thing about myself, too.
In reality, I'd probably be chilly, passive, and emotionally neglectful.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Be like my father and hit the little bastards. And tell the kid he/she is the least favorite of the siblings!
*ba-da bing*
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My parents were fairly strict and big on not spoiling us, teaching us the value of hard work etc. I hope to do the same.
One thing I'd like to continue is the idea that there's no pocket money for no work. Jobs around the house have a value assigned... You want £10? thats cleaning the car inside and out... That kind of thing.
Also - if I have girl/s... No makeup before 21, and no boys ever*
*I may relax this one by their late 20's.