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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had some spoti(sp) this past weekend.

    Oh it was the ruin of me.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    ladies love it because you can barely taste the roofies, and deep down, they secretly want it
    conversation i had during said mergaritas:

    me: blah blah blah blah blah car!
    her: what? rape?
    me: car?
    her: rape!

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    At least I ain't shoveling a frozen margarita in my mouth
    Faggot

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    At least I ain't shoveling a frozen margarita in my mouth
    Faggot
    Margaritas > Smirnoff Ice, you imbecile.

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    There is nothing wrong with a man drinking margaritas.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    FROZEN margaritas
    Out of a sand bucket
    With a shovel

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    every time wiggin tries to be cool he fails miserably

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    normally i establish manly dominance by talking about my penis

    but these were coworkers, so i couldn't, really


    hmph

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    VmikesmittyVmikesmitty Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Smirnoff Ice, in a bath.
    By yourself.

    Nothing wrong with going to a bar that has a beach theme.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Well what
    I'm gonna get someone else in the tub with me while I drink my Smirnoff?
    Be reasonable

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wiggin, let me give you a little hint... if you want to do something do it all the way, don't half ass it.

    If you're going to take the gayest bath ever please include candles, essential oils, a glass of nice red wine and some Oscar Wilde.

    Otherwise, you're just a fucking chump.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    was mommy too busy to get your back?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Smirnoff Ice, in a bath.
    By yourself.

    Nothing wrong with going to a bar that has a beach theme.
    wait i totally missed the bath part



    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i've taken a bath with candles
    and bubbles
    and boards of canada
    and a gin and tonic

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i've taken a bath with candles
    and bubbles
    and boards of canada
    and a gin and tonic
    Wiggin, I hope you are taking notes here.

    Potatoe is leading by example, and you're wise to follow.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    where are the flower petals? pffft, and you call yourselves gays

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    where are the flower petals? pffft, and you call yourselves gays
    Babysteps.

    ... and yes, I have taken a bath with rose petals before. It was fantastic!

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Listen you drink the booze you have on hand
    Right now that's Bud Light and Smirnoff Ice
    And I think there's some Jose Cuervo under the sink

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anyone nail any theses to a church door yet?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i actually bought a small portable speaker that i can plug directly into my mp3 player and has decent enough sound that i use only when taking baths

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it's important to make the distinction between "gay" and "sad"

    there are a lot of examples of gay given

    wiggin falls firmly into the sad zone though

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I usually just bring my laptop into the bathroom and set it out of the way

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I fall asleep in the bath. It may be the best sleep ever

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i'm always paranoid when i take a luxurious bubble bath about bringing in a radio, because i'm afraid it'll fall in and i'll electrocute myself and it'll look like i offed myself in the gayest way possible.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I fall asleep in the bath. It may be the best sleep ever

    I fell asleep in a whirlpool bath once
    That was the best nap I've ever taken
    Except for the one on the floor of the bar at the country club, maybe

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm always paranoid when i take a luxurious bubble bath about bringing in a radio, because i'm afraid it'll fall in and i'll electrocute myself and it'll look like i offed myself in the gayest way possible.

    he died the way he lived.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm always paranoid when i take a luxurious bubble bath about bringing in a radio, because i'm afraid it'll fall in and i'll electrocute myself and it'll look like i offed myself in the gayest way possible.

    he died the way he lived.

    "He died the way he lived. Listening to the radio"

    not the best eulogy

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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i'm always paranoid when i take a luxurious bubble bath about bringing in a radio, because i'm afraid it'll fall in and i'll electrocute myself and it'll look like i offed myself in the gayest way possible.

    he died the way he lived.

    "He died the way he lived. Listening to the radio"

    not the best eulogy

    No, in the gayest way possible

    come on

    jeez, kids these days

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    But damn if he doesn't like the Radio.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to go out by having a buddy throw a tape recorder in the tub with me right as White Rabbit climaxes.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    don't forget the part about people releasing everything upon the moment of death. so there you'd be, floating in a soup of flower petals and your own manjuice and poo, scented candles burning away

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Donald K Wiggin
    Died as he lived
    With his dick in his hand and a finger in his ass

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    don't forget the part about people releasing everything upon the moment of death. so there you'd be, floating in a soup of flower petals and your own manjuice and poo, scented candles burning away

    listening to ABBA

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    hey now, as awful as i am, at least i haven't seen mamma mia in theaters

    yet

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Mamma Mia would be a hilarious movie to see with everyone at PAX

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I fucking love ABBA

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    last monday i came into work and had the following conversation with three different people:

    so i saw dark knight on friday.
    oh?
    it was AWESOME. what did you do?
    i saw mamma mia.



    i mean what the hell

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    cal is a dancin queen

    pass it on

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I fucking love ABBA

    Will you be my dancing queen?

    lostwords, you tramp!

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    The girliest drink I've ever had is Miller Lite.

    Some of you are straight up gay for drinking that crap.

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