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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    My first girlfriend just sent me a Myspace message.

    Haven't heard from her since we broke up, four years ago. Looks like I'll see if I've gotten better at sex since she was my first.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    what the bloody fuck is flannelette?
    Are you just morally opposed to using google, or something?

    yeah, i come here to try and avoid conversation at all costs.

    and you could have just said flannel, because apparently that's what we call it in the states.
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    I guess it's not really an indulgence but a fine shave is a damn good feeling.

    Real indulgence would probably be Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.

    it would be an indulgence if you went to the barber and got an old time lather and shave.

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    XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It weirds me out that Mark Summers went from Double Dare to talking about how treats and candies are made on the Food Network.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Are you serious
    That is pretty weird

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    Druhim wrote: »
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    that would be an awesome job

    just chillaxin'

    talkin' 'bout candy

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I can't hold a conversation about candy for very long at all

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i bet you could if you were paid to

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I have held a pretty long conversation about candy on these very forums

    But it was about movies also

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    XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I wonder if Double Dare would ever be on DVD.

    (I'm not entirely sure I'd buy it, but it might be neat)

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "hello would you like to try this candy"

    "hey tastes pretty good

    uh

    hmmm..."

    commercial

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    XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That's basically how it goes. Also there are lots of shots of him leaning over conveyor belts and going "Would you just look at this shit" with his microphone.

    Sometimes I like to pretend he'll go "And now it's time for a physical challenge!"

    Physical Challenge sounded normal back when I was a kid, but now it sounds kinda stupid.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I realise we're not talking about indulgences anymore but

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    are they chocolate covered rainbows?

    God yes

    They're what lonely old ladies like me eat on a dateless saturday night

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's something kinda creepy about Marc Summers but I can't deny how sweet it is to be paid to talk about bubblegum for 20 minutes

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    "hello would you like to try this candy"

    "hey tastes pretty good

    uh

    hmmm..."

    commercial
    "Soo...what's in the candy?"

    "Sugar, mostly."

    "Ohh..."

    ROLL CREDITS

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    deemer do you want me to take you out on a date?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hell yes I would love a pity date

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    That's basically how it goes. Also there are lots of shots of him leaning over conveyor belts and going "Would you just look at this shit" with his microphone.

    Sometimes I like to pretend he'll go "And now it's time for a physical challenge!"

    Physical Challenge sounded normal back when I was a kid, but now it sounds kinda stupid.

    Could this be because similar terminology was used to describe cripples in the 90s?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    ok deemer but you better let me get to at least second base

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    There's something kinda creepy about Marc Summers but I can't deny how sweet it is to be paid to talk about bubblegum for 20 minutes
    How the hell is he creepy?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    in my experience, deemer puts out on the first date

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    XhaztolXhaztol Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He's not creepy. But after doing game shows, it's just strange to see him where he is now. I always thought he would be the game show guy all his career.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I put out on the first time I'm hanging out with someone. Dates are too expensive.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    There's something kinda creepy about Marc Summers but I can't deny how sweet it is to be paid to talk about bubblegum for 20 minutes
    How the hell is he creepy?

    Something about his smile

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think Shibby put out for me and I haven't even met him yet

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    in my experience, deemer puts out on the first date

    I don't rememb-






    oh

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Shit, I'll put out on 'hi'

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "oh, hello, how ar-"
    "wanna fuck?"

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    When they go to shake my hand, I grab their wrist and put it on my penis.

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    VmikesmittyVmikesmitty Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    When they go to shake my hand, I grab their wrist and put it on my penis.

    That is how you get things done.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm the most powerful business man in the world. Want to know my secret? The power of penis.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    When they go to shake my hand, I grab their wrist and put it on my penis.

    never once losing eye contact or clearing the smile off of your face

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my penis is powering this room right now

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    truly the modern day penile tesla

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I've kinda done this before, actually.

    I had been talking to this girl through a website, and then texts. I met her in the parking lot of a Starbucks. We maybe said hello until she gave me a sly look and I took her hand to my crotch. Blowjob within five minutes of meeting someone.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    truly the modern day penile tesla

    Give me a large enough penis and I shall power the world

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Honestly, I do not know how I talk people into having sex with me so fast. Even if they are chubby and in need of attention

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    when you have no shame it's easier to say whatever it takes

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    Toastie ToastToastie Toast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    I'm the most powerful business man in the world. Want to know my secret? The power of penis.

    I thought it was ass pennies

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    I've kinda done this before, actually.

    I had been talking to this girl through a website, and then texts. I met her in the parking lot of a Starbucks. We maybe said hello until she gave me a sly look and I took her hand to my crotch. Blowjob within five minutes of meeting someone.
    we get it shibby
    it's very easy to get laid if you don't have standards

    (no nudity but borderline NSFW)
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i thought they outlawed whale hunting

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