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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    look just because you want people to be murderers all the time don't mean it's gonna happen

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    He doesn't look like a bad person

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    look just because you want people to be murderers all the time don't mean it's gonna happen

    I guess if you want something done right you really do have to do it your self.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    mully's catbread for president

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I've been reading Goons with Spoons and seeing the Challah bread, I feel I must make it.

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    Hell yes.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Challa is best for french toast. Just let it get slightly stale overnight.

    Saru, monkey bread is fucking great. Also, congrats my brother in PR!

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    GxmkGxmk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That monkey bread looks so delicious.

    How does it taste ?

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Aw geez aw fuck I just found something that could be even better

    Goddamn Cheddar Bread

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    What's that?
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    They have a thing called monkey bread? Well, holy shit.




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    We've been down this road before. This time were adding an egg!


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    Hmmmmm, this looks a lot drier than the last one.....


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    I guess it just needs to be kneaded a bit. There we go.


    Now to let it rise.
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    Through the miracle of television, it's already done!
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    Now what goes with it? Brown sugar, cinnamon, and walnuts! HELL yes.
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    What else? Raisins and Brandy. Oh, sweet Jesus, thank you for this bounty that we are about to totally chow down on.
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    Look at this mess. This is the real deal, people.
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    Stealing alcohol from the parents liqour cabinet for baking. I am street as hell.


    Now roll the dough up into balls, and dunk in butter. BUTTER.
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    Then roll THAT in the brown sugar/cinnamon/walnuts! Good heavens.
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    Now it's ready for the raisins and brandy, which I have warmed over a medium heat. It smells pretty amazing, and I haven't even started baking yet!
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    Here it comes!
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    Now the raisins.
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    Now, in the words of Jamie Oliver, "whack" it in the oven for 35-45 minutes....

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Mawnkee Bray-ed!
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    I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND STEAL YOUR BREAD!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    GUYS I MADE TWO DELICIOUS LOAVES OF AWESOME DARK RYE BREAD YESTERDAY! Holy shit it is tasty.

    The bottoms got burned, which upset me until I realized that it only made it a bit hard to slice, and tasted just fine. I'll post pictures of the fine loaves later. Unfortunately I forgot to take pictures during the process. D: NEXT TIME.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I made some bread the other day.

    The second attempt came out pretty well, if a bit basic. Next I think I shall just add a shit ton of garlic to the dough and see what happens.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also this loaf of bread cost like thirty dollars to make FUCK.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My girlfriend works at a bakery. One of those snooty ones with a French name. I get all kinds of fresh, fancy bread for free.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Also this loaf of bread cost like thirty dollars to make FUCK.
    Just show up at a bakery, and walk straight behind the counter and into the kitchen and start making bread.

    When they ask you what exactly you're doing you tell them MAKING CHALLAH.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Also this loaf of bread cost like thirty dollars to make FUCK.
    Just show up at a bakery, and walk straight behind the counter and into the kitchen and start making bread.

    When they ask you what exactly you're doing you tell them MAKING CHALLAH.

    And they'll be like "Do you work here."

    "I'm working, yes."

    "No, but are you employed here?"

    "... YOUR BAGUETTES ARE BURNING!"

    "SHITFUCK."

    "Hah. Retards... knead knead knead."

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
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    are you fucking serious!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That is awesome.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    that shit would never fly in this country.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Damn PETA fags, with their morality.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_9725577

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fuck a lobster. They're the cockroaches of the sea. I have more sympathy for a Roomba than a lobster.

    Personality counts, see.

    Anyway, I've got a young lady coming over Thursday. We're going to bake honey wheat bread and watch the Boondock Saints and In Bruges. Hurrah.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    haha, abusive... how is that abusive. you pick them up with a claw... OH THE INJUSTICE!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    haha, abusive... how is that abusive. you pick them up with a claw... OH THE INJUSTICE!

    to me it just seems deliciously ironic that a claw should end their life.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Fuck a lobster. They're the cockroaches of the sea. I have more sympathy for a Roomba than a lobster.

    Personality counts, see.

    Anyway, I've got a young lady coming over Thursday. We're going to bake honey wheat bread and watch the Boondock Saints and In Bruges. Hurrah.

    Yike, don't watch them in that order - In Bruges gets hella depressing at the end and puts no one in the mood for makeouts.

    In bread news today, this weekend I made some kickass sandwich rolls and a big puffy loaf of normal bread with my new loaf pan. Then since the oven was still hot, I made brownies!

    Lunch today is going to be serious.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    mully wrote: »
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    because once was clearly not enough

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
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    because once was clearly not enough

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    hehehe :D

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
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    because once was clearly not enough

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    i love you bread BREAD

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i ate a sandwich on my rye bread.


    it was amazing.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    i made bread one time in foods class in high school. not that fantastic. the recipe was pretty noobie though. later on in the class we made some tasty shit.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    there's a newish bakery near me that makes some really good brioche
    especially their cinnamon brioche mmmm

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man real brioche is soooo good. but supermarkets tend to have this shitty stuff that is nothing like it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    well yeah, just like most bagels outside of the northeast only resemble real bagels in that they're round

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
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    because once was clearly not enough

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    wiggle jiggle
    yellow middle

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I only live near a single real bakery but its still pretty good but expensive

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey, my bread thread is back.


    I made PIZZA yesterday. That shit was AMAZING.


    I think I will make some today as well. Yes, I think I will.


    Edit: I took no pictures yesterday, but if I make some today I promise to take pictures.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stop reminding me of good things to cook

    I'm toi lazy to handle dough

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    saru make me a fucking pizza

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    i made a pizza one time. most excellent.

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    NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pizza you make is always better than pizza you buy.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    saru make me a fucking pizza

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe.

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