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QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
So they have video footage of what they claim is a chupacabra down in Texas

http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/v/9256876

what do you think?

Is this actually a fabled mythical creature or a dog with a crab stuck to its face?

Also let's talk about the Montauk Monster and cryptozoology in general

Credit to Futore for finding that video

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's just an incest dog, if you ask me

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    That is what it seems like.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Lets talk about Labyrinth

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    It's just an incest dog, if you ask me

    That is some serious fucking incest right there

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Lets talk about Labyrinth

    Also totally legitimate use of my thread

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    It's just an incest dog, if you ask me

    That is some serious fucking incest right there

    It's Texas

    Plenty of incest to go around there

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's just a weather balloon. Filled with swamp gas and government projects.

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I have never seen Labyrinth.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Looks like one of those retard breeds of deer that they keep at the back part of our zoo. The ones that you walk by if you want to take the sky-buckets back up to the front

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man that shouldn't make the news

    it's just an ugly dog

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    It was Ron Perlman all along

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Damn it Texas

    Just, damn it.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    It's just an incest dog, if you ask me

    That is some serious fucking incest right there

    That head was too big to just have been the result of inbreeding.
    Not saying I believe in cryptids. Though I do like the Mothman.
    Edit: Damn it. Pack up the equipment, Straightzi essentially proved it false.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    The dead chupacabra they found in that part of texas last year was tested and revealed to be at least part coyote, for the record

    This is pretty similar physically to that thing

    So it could be another of the brood

    But I am keeping my hopes up

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "veteran bigfoot tracker"

    how can you be a veteran tracker of something that has never been caught? does it simply imply that you've been completely sucking at your job for a long time?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    maybe this is just what coyotes are evolving into

    or they would be if we'd stop running them over

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008

    INDIVIDUALS CLOSE TO ROBIN WILLIAMS SUSPECT BODY FOUND BY CRYPTOZOOLOGIST AFTER RECENT DISSAPEARANCE

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Also I guess at this point I should remind everyone that I am totally crazy here

    And hunting cryptids is something I'd honestly like to do with my life

    I just also want to turn it into a television show for discovery channel

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I hear Montauk Monster and I think of that X-Files with the family of Bigfoots
    Bigfoots? Bigfeet?
    Whatever
    You know what I mean

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The chupacabra mutilates goats, you say?

    Sure nothing else in the area can't do that?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    anyone who is into cryptozoology or paranormal studies or anything of the sort is crazy

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I guess at this point I should remind everyone that I am totally crazy here

    And hunting cryptids is something I'd honestly like to do with my life

    I just also want to turn it into a television show for discovery channel
    veteran failure quetzi is on the scene. what do you have for us, quetzi?

    bob, i gotta admit i havent found anything.

    roger that quetzi (you're fired).

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    I hear Montauk Monster and I think of that X-Files with the family of Bigfoots
    Bigfoots? Bigfeet?
    Whatever
    You know what I mean

    They kept their mom on a cart under the bed...

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The chupacabra mutilates goats, you say?

    Sure nothing else in the area can't do that?
    seriously, it could totally be aliens instead
    they're so gullible

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You guys, you guys

    This dog is clearly and atlantian housepet

    Got here in an underwater UFO

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I guess at this point I should remind everyone that I am totally crazy here

    And hunting cryptids is something I'd honestly like to do with my life

    I just also want to turn it into a television show for discovery channel
    veteran failure quetzi is on the scene. what do you have for us, quetzi?

    bob, i gotta admit i havent found anything.

    roger that quetzi (you're fired).

    This is why I generally pretend to pursue more legitimate things

    Because I am fully aware of how ridiculous I am

    Although honestly I'm not nearly as interested in whether or not these things exist

    As I am in all the myths and folklore surrounding them

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    Haha what a fucking hoax

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I guess at this point I should remind everyone that I am totally crazy here

    And hunting cryptids is something I'd honestly like to do with my life

    I just also want to turn it into a television show for discovery channel
    veteran failure quetzi is on the scene. what do you have for us, quetzi?

    bob, i gotta admit i havent found anything.

    roger that quetzi (you're fired).

    "here on Spike TV we've picked up the Discovery Channel's leavings and are re-premiering Cryptozoology With Quetzi on Monday. Let's take a sneak peek."

    "hey Quetzi have you found anything yet?"

    "nope, haven't found a thing yet Kev."

    "alright keep up the good work. (you're fired)"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I guess at this point I should remind everyone that I am totally crazy here

    And hunting cryptids is something I'd honestly like to do with my life

    I just also want to turn it into a television show for discovery channel
    veteran failure quetzi is on the scene. what do you have for us, quetzi?

    bob, i gotta admit i havent found anything.

    roger that quetzi (you're fired).

    This is why I generally pretend to pursue more legitimate things

    Because I am fully aware of how ridiculous I am

    Although honestly I'm not nearly as interested in whether or not these things exist

    As I am in all the myths and folklore surrounding them
    you could be a historian of urban legends

    which would be really cool i gotta admit

    except the chances of finding a university that will feed you are pretty slim

    not impossible though, i hope

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fari, you just have to go to one of those bullshit liberal schools.

    Not tough.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I thought chupacabras were supposed to look like little gremlin people

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Also I guess at this point I should remind everyone that I am totally crazy here

    And hunting cryptids is something I'd honestly like to do with my life

    I just also want to turn it into a television show for discovery channel
    veteran failure quetzi is on the scene. what do you have for us, quetzi?

    bob, i gotta admit i havent found anything.

    roger that quetzi (you're fired).

    This is why I generally pretend to pursue more legitimate things

    Because I am fully aware of how ridiculous I am

    Although honestly I'm not nearly as interested in whether or not these things exist

    As I am in all the myths and folklore surrounding them
    you could be a historian of urban legends

    which would be really cool i gotta admit

    except the chances of finding a university that will feed you are pretty slim

    not impossible though, i hope

    Yes this is exactly what I want to do with my life

    If only there was a way to make a living doing that

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I thought chupacabras were supposed to look like little gremlin people

    There's been a bunch of different ways that they've been described. The small reptilian human shaped thing is pretty common, as is the creepy hairless dog

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fari, you just have to go to one of those bullshit liberal schools.

    Not tough.
    man, you think quetzi here is the only one with ideas?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    naporeon wrote: »

    What the fuck is that?

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