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PHALLA:Strangers with Candy - Game Over / Retards win. LETS ALL EAT CAKE. DURRRRRRRRR
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STRANGERS WITH CANDY: THE PHALLA
Hi. I'm Jerri Blank.
32 years ago I dropped out of highschool and ran away from home.
Oh, I made a lot of friends, did a lot of time.
I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
I STOLE THE TV; did some more time.
But now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.
Game Information:
No prior expertise in Phalla is required.
No knowledge of Strangers with Candy is required, although hulu & Comedy Central's websites have lots of clips; watching them might help you understand some of the characters.
Please do not sign up if you cannot participate from August 14 until the 21st (approximately, may go a little shorter or longer.)
Class is now in session.
RULES/GAMEPLAY:
1. You must vote for someone to be sent to Detention every day (this basically means removed from gameplay), unless you are not allowed to vote. But most likely, you must vote. So, you know. Vote. !vote Neville or !retract Neville
2. You must all elect a Student Council. The Student Council's purpose is to help ensure things go smoothly. Of course, your school faculty does not trust all (read: any) of you, so they may try to infiltrate this. The Student Council results will be announced during the first narration (after Day 1)
The Student Council will receive special abilities to help you, so choose your representatives wisely.
You may !elect one person. The person with the highest votes becomes President, 2nd Vice-President, 3rd is Secretary, and 4th most is some Jerk. In the event of a tie, I will do what I want and probably run over you with my car. Mr Jellineck will be in charge of this part.
3. Some of you may have special rules, which may seem "weird" or "restrictive" or "my daddy said I don't have to let anyone touch me there." Well that's too bad. You're at Flatpoint High and things work a little differently here. Feel free to ask any questions in a PM, if they concern your role.
4. This is a FACTION GAME. This means there are multiple win conditions and multiple groups trying to win. This isn't a huge game, so some factions are smallish. Do NOT sit around and do nothing; play the game or bow out if you're a pussy or lazy ass Indian. Don't make me remove you. You must post at LEAST 2 posts a day. Content is inconsequential, but you must do this and you MUST vote unless you have been told otherwise by me.
5. Ask for !clarification for any points. I reserve the right to not answer them.
Voting/special abilities are due by 8 pm PST / 11 pm EST every day.
Addendum to the Rules:
Player list:
1. [strike]Cold Salmon and Hatred[/strike] (normal student) - Sent to detention by the Student Body
2. Monkeyfeet
3. Obbi
4. Bogey
[strike]5. Snowbeat -[/strike] normal student - Reported to the school board by Sara Blank
6. Marshmallow
7. One Thousand Dicks
8. tehcoolryan
9. [strike]Shankusu (Shankill) - [/strike]Cassie Pines (FACULTY)
10. Redeemer
11. [strike]Fiz[/strike] (normal student) - sent to detention by the Student Body
12. Grath
13. naporeon
14. Dee Kae
15. doublehawk00
16. Infidel
17. Canada_jezus
18. [strike]Shankusu (Kusugattai) - [/strike] normal student - Sent to detention by the Student Body
19. Daric
20. That Dave Fella (remote signup via cellular text notification methodology)
21. Slacker71
22. cj iwakura
23. Raneados
24. TheLawinator
25. bongi
26. kuhlmeye
27. Theidar
28. lostwords
29. Soup
30. Ramen Noodle
31. Critical
32. mrpaku
33. [strike]Munkus Beaver[/strike] (Converted Retard) - ground into meat by Stew
34. [strike]KingMole[/strike] - Given terrible advice by Geoffrey Jellineck
35. Qorzm
36. JohnHam
37. [strike]Lol![/strike] - normal student - Sent to detention by the Student Body
38. scarlet st.
39. Straightzi
40. Anjin-San
41. Sara Lynn
42. Riggs Blitzkrieg
43. Belruel
44. Repox
45. Centipede Damascus
46. Koshian
47. Endomatic
48. Shorn Scrotum Man
49. Green
50. zimfan
51. Ultarune
52. CrackedLens
53. Druhim
Reserves:
1. Akimbolegs
2. LightRider
3. SomeStickGuy
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
This game (and thread) have been approved by the Sonic Avenger, bogey.
NEW TO PHALLA?
Here are some BASIC gameplay rules (these are the wiki concepts)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(game)#Basic_gameplay[/QUOTE]
Student Council:
President - Koshian
Vice-President - doublehawk00
Secretary - tehcoolryan
Some Jerk #4 - mrpaku
Narration Links:
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8 - Final
Hi. I'm Jerri Blank.
32 years ago I dropped out of highschool and ran away from home.
Oh, I made a lot of friends, did a lot of time.
I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
I STOLE THE TV; did some more time.
But now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.
Game Information:
This Phalla is intended to be lighthearted.
By that, I mean incredibly insensitive and offensive... much like the show.
Of course, any insults are purely coincidental. If you offend easily... well, you wouldn't be posting here.
So screw that warning!
As Strangers with Candy is not a typical... anything... this Phalla will also be really odd. Clarification requests are allowed, but no promises will be made as to whether they will be answered (or answered to your satisfaction). Excessively annoying students will be dealt with by Principal Blackman.
As usual, there will be no dead thread and the game is NOT to be discussed with anyone once you have been killed, until it is over. Seriously.
By that, I mean incredibly insensitive and offensive... much like the show.
Of course, any insults are purely coincidental. If you offend easily... well, you wouldn't be posting here.
So screw that warning!
As Strangers with Candy is not a typical... anything... this Phalla will also be really odd. Clarification requests are allowed, but no promises will be made as to whether they will be answered (or answered to your satisfaction). Excessively annoying students will be dealt with by Principal Blackman.
As usual, there will be no dead thread and the game is NOT to be discussed with anyone once you have been killed, until it is over. Seriously.
No prior expertise in Phalla is required.
No knowledge of Strangers with Candy is required, although hulu & Comedy Central's websites have lots of clips; watching them might help you understand some of the characters.
Please do not sign up if you cannot participate from August 14 until the 21st (approximately, may go a little shorter or longer.)
Class is now in session.
RULES/GAMEPLAY:
1. You must vote for someone to be sent to Detention every day (this basically means removed from gameplay), unless you are not allowed to vote. But most likely, you must vote. So, you know. Vote. !vote Neville or !retract Neville
2. You must all elect a Student Council. The Student Council's purpose is to help ensure things go smoothly. Of course, your school faculty does not trust all (read: any) of you, so they may try to infiltrate this. The Student Council results will be announced during the first narration (after Day 1)
The Student Council will receive special abilities to help you, so choose your representatives wisely.
You may !elect one person. The person with the highest votes becomes President, 2nd Vice-President, 3rd is Secretary, and 4th most is some Jerk. In the event of a tie, I will do what I want and probably run over you with my car. Mr Jellineck will be in charge of this part.
3. Some of you may have special rules, which may seem "weird" or "restrictive" or "my daddy said I don't have to let anyone touch me there." Well that's too bad. You're at Flatpoint High and things work a little differently here. Feel free to ask any questions in a PM, if they concern your role.
4. This is a FACTION GAME. This means there are multiple win conditions and multiple groups trying to win. This isn't a huge game, so some factions are smallish. Do NOT sit around and do nothing; play the game or bow out if you're a pussy or lazy ass Indian. Don't make me remove you. You must post at LEAST 2 posts a day. Content is inconsequential, but you must do this and you MUST vote unless you have been told otherwise by me.
5. Ask for !clarification for any points. I reserve the right to not answer them.
Voting/special abilities are due by 8 pm PST / 11 pm EST every day.
Addendum to the Rules:
Bogey wrote:- Making more than the customary (1) goodbye post in the game thread after you are killed is against the Rules of the game.
- Dead players are not allowed to talk about the game or any of the mechanics in any of the threads in the forum.
- Non-players are not allowed to post in any of the game threads.
Failure to comply will result in a tempban by me.
Player list:
1. [strike]Cold Salmon and Hatred[/strike] (normal student) - Sent to detention by the Student Body
2. Monkeyfeet
3. Obbi
4. Bogey
[strike]5. Snowbeat -[/strike] normal student - Reported to the school board by Sara Blank
6. Marshmallow
7. One Thousand Dicks
8. tehcoolryan
9. [strike]Shankusu (Shankill) - [/strike]Cassie Pines (FACULTY)
10. Redeemer
11. [strike]Fiz[/strike] (normal student) - sent to detention by the Student Body
12. Grath
13. naporeon
14. Dee Kae
15. doublehawk00
16. Infidel
17. Canada_jezus
18. [strike]Shankusu (Kusugattai) - [/strike] normal student - Sent to detention by the Student Body
19. Daric
20. That Dave Fella (remote signup via cellular text notification methodology)
21. Slacker71
22. cj iwakura
23. Raneados
24. TheLawinator
25. bongi
26. kuhlmeye
27. Theidar
28. lostwords
29. Soup
30. Ramen Noodle
31. Critical
32. mrpaku
33. [strike]Munkus Beaver[/strike] (Converted Retard) - ground into meat by Stew
34. [strike]KingMole[/strike] - Given terrible advice by Geoffrey Jellineck
35. Qorzm
36. JohnHam
37. [strike]Lol![/strike] - normal student - Sent to detention by the Student Body
38. scarlet st.
39. Straightzi
40. Anjin-San
41. Sara Lynn
42. Riggs Blitzkrieg
43. Belruel
44. Repox
45. Centipede Damascus
46. Koshian
47. Endomatic
48. Shorn Scrotum Man
49. Green
50. zimfan
51. Ultarune
52. CrackedLens
53. Druhim
Reserves:
1. Akimbolegs
2. LightRider
3. SomeStickGuy
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
This game (and thread) have been approved by the Sonic Avenger, bogey.
NEW TO PHALLA?
Here are some BASIC gameplay rules (these are the wiki concepts)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(game)#Basic_gameplay[/QUOTE]
Student Council:
President - Koshian
Vice-President - doublehawk00
Secretary - tehcoolryan
Some Jerk #4 - mrpaku
Narration Links:
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8 - Final
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also !vote Cold Salmon and Hatred
The man was partly responsible for Animorphs phalla
Need I say more?
marshmallow is a reasonable dude that makes good decisions
PA Announcement: Shankusu is a joint account, but is being played by two separate people. I suggest you find separate ways to speak to them, unless you are assuming they have the same role.
Even though I just told you that they do not. So, unless you are a retard -- and God help our school if they are here -- you should not do that. That is all.
Didn't Wiggin used to get mobbed on the first day, every single Phalla? Boy deserves some powuh.
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Every post so far has been Shank.
My IM is Slang Ballad, PM me if you want my facebook.
High five for simulpost, Ryan.
-Shank
Edit: Great minds think alike Shank
The first game where that didn't happen, I was a special
I was a terrible special, but a special nontheless
You mean the disastrous Phalla with the retardedly overpowered evil side and some absurd powers like absorbing and maintaining a different power every (other?) day?
Green's a cool dude, but you can make better arguments to vest power in him than to call attention to that Phalla.
-Shank
Um, yes, I do. I fail to see the relevance of that, except for maybe as an argument against vesting any power in you either.
If my memory is failing me, please correct me, but I seem to recall a bit of hubbub after that Phalla ended and all the mechanics were revealed.
I guess i will read the OP then.
EDIT: Class president? Responsibility? You guys suck.
Basically my reasoning was in jest
Your call.
Or, uh, half your call, I suppose.
If you're ELECTING for Class President, do so in blue
Fix your wording either way
-Shank
!elect Lol!
give Wiggin some unnecessary power to get the ball rolling
There we go
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Hail Satan!
WISHLIST
I've watched the show thank you
for all we know Wiggin could be a beautiful cheerleader
or at least the need to be one
since they said green I am going with red, the color of your fez
holy crap
how'd you do that
Vote for me for student council '08
it's elementary, my dear Watson
also both your avatar and the shirt you're wearing in your facebook photo are green, so it was a pretty good chance