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There is a school in my city that was founded by Henry VIII, and technically there is still a law that you will get top marks if you come dressed to an exam with your sword and military uniform.
So, why hasn't someone done this?
Top marks for a couple hundred dollars in costuming.
People do it, but the teachers just laugh at them and say 'nice try'
It wouldn't hold up in a court of law, even if technically it should
That is what the sword is for, to insure that you get top marks!
It was perfectly legal in the UK to rape your wife up until like, 1990
catholic wives cant say no
I knew I was catholic for a reason
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guilt only makes sex better
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New Mexico doesn't have many crazy laws left, although there is a city ordinance in Carrizozo forbidding women from appearing in public unshaven. And I mean, that's just good sense.
However, since we haven't bothered to rephrase our voting laws since 1911, we still have a law that expressly forbids idiots from voting. Sadly, it doesn't seem to be enforced at all.
Man....heres some goodies I dug up awhile ago for a school report:
Indiana, USA:
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. ( I break this law every single day)
Oral sex is illegal (this is very true as I know people who have been fined for it)
thats just the best ones. Theres plenty that arn't so cool.
to bucketman: very interested to hear about how your friends were fined for oral sex
are people peeking in through windows
or are your friends not picky on location
Every fifth song on Canadian radio must be by a Canadian born citizen.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government. This means using US satellite systems such as "DirecTV" is illegal.
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. <-- this is why mountain dew in canada suuuucks
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.
for the provincial laws, go to the link
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Down Up Left Left A Right Down.
DULLARD!
This is good, too, though.
That is what the sword is for, to insure that you get top marks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3rwiADsAt8
What? Cool bridge. Has an awesome piece of banksy graffiti in the middle on one of the walls. dunno if it is still there.
I believe the record will show that the Genesis Mortal Kombat blood code is actually ABACABB.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
But how are you supposed to make a quick getaway after laying a particularily deadly deuce?
at this point, all we can do is pray.
Wiping your ass while wearing roller skates just sounds like a bad idea.
Bidet.
catholic wives cant say no
STEAM!
I knew I was catholic for a reason
However, since we haven't bothered to rephrase our voting laws since 1911, we still have a law that expressly forbids idiots from voting. Sadly, it doesn't seem to be enforced at all.
Indiana, USA:
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. ( I break this law every single day)
Oral sex is illegal (this is very true as I know people who have been fined for it)
thats just the best ones. Theres plenty that arn't so cool.
are people peeking in through windows
or are your friends not picky on location
http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/dumbies/page2.html
national laws:
Every fifth song on Canadian radio must be by a Canadian born citizen.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government. This means using US satellite systems such as "DirecTV" is illegal.
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. <-- this is why mountain dew in canada suuuucks
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.
for the provincial laws, go to the link
'Nuff said.
hahaha does this actually happen
Bryan Adams personally makes sure of it
Well, it's not like he has anything better to do.
i think it's more like 35% of the songs played have to be canadian
and yes this does happen
Only in Oregon.
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My town had a similar law with the exception that you had to beat her with a stick that was no wider than your thumb.
Do the Canadian songs have to be played seperately, at different times?
I'm thinking you could just layer a shitload of canadian songs together onto one 3-minute track.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
wearing a disguise is my favorite one
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