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Things to say during sex... (possibly nsf56k?)

scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
God, I know you guys can do better than this:

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    thanks

    for that

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    here's a dollar

    in change

    mostly pennies


    shit this is great

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I RULE!

    AT FUCKIN!

    MY JOB

    IS TRUCKIN

    DON'T STOP

    KEEP SUCKIN'

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    im going to pound the farts out of you

    ok im making a note of that one. its a winner.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Excelsior

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i just pooped

    a lot

    on your dog

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    wanna suck this shit?

    or what?

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dude?

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm going to kiss your lips off!

    I feel like this must have been made by Ryan North's foul-mouthed alternate personality

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i'm going to kiss your lips off that one made me laugh uproariously

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  • The Rocking MThe Rocking M Brisbane, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Who's your abusive Step-father?

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That chart is completely backwards

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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    2817268265_bcfa983f25_o.jpg

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  • MurderflyMurderfly Registered User new member
    edited September 2008
    Ave, will you be my vicar?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hisssss!
    (cheetah)

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    High five is always a good one for afterward.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    scarlet ave. wrote: »
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    man

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    "Did you poo? I know I did."


    OR

    (just as you shoot) "BLAM!"

    Also, mentioning things about her mother tends to make it a bumpy ride.
    "Your mom has a better ass than you."

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I love how insecure you are.

    I love how gullible you are.

    I like those two the best.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually, I think my favorite comes from a porn movie a friend of mine lent me once.

    "When I spank you, you spit on her ass."

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think Redi and I have said everything on the no list to each other at some point :|

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  • To Slip AwayTo Slip Away __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I like that, I am going to try using it if I ever am in a threesome.
    "When I spank you, you spit on her ass."

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  • lunarwulflunarwulf Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I want you to have my children!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GET ME PREGNANT!

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  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My buddy's GF actually said this to him once: "yeah, that's what your dad likes too!"

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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Daimajin wrote: »
    This reminds me of an old QC strip where there is a contest to say the worst thing during sex. "Happy Birthday Grandma!"

    on that note

    "Do you read Questionable Content too?"

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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think you missed something

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  • DaimajinDaimajin Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Buh-leted

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think the best thing ever is from something Captain K saw once

    "Wreck my ass! I mean really wreck it."

    and then there was something about fiscally wrecking it but I think he just made that up.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    I think the best thing ever is from something Captain K saw once

    "Wreck my ass! I mean really wreck it."

    and then there was something about fiscally wrecking it but I think he just made that up.

    you mean like ass pennies

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wanna suck this shit?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    Please use the other sex thread.

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