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The Fucked up Dreams and Nightmares thread...

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My favorite nightmare (ok, that phrase sounds weird, but while it was terrifying, in retrospect it was cool to realize how my subconscious could get freaky) was some philosophical horror shit.

    I had dreamt that the world had been destroyed, ala Chrono Trigger. Everyone was dead but myself and a handful of friends, who persisted by living in an environmental dome on Earth. We had nothing to do, but no needs that weren't handled by the dome, so we just talked for millennium after millennium until the universe was approaching heat death. We couldn't stop that, or do anything afterwards, so we built a time machine to send us back earlier. The machine was limited such that it could only send us back to time after the destruction of the world - so we couldn't really visit Earth, as it was, but we could persist indefinitely with each other's company, just going back to immediately after the cataclysm each cycle and continuing to enjoy talking.

    The way the time machine worked was similar to the time travel in the most recent X men movie. You don't send a body back, you send a consciousness back. In the dreamverse, consciousness flows along with time - so, basically, for example, each instant in time from the end of the world to the end of the universe, all our consciousnesses were moving forward together, we were experiencing the world together.

    Well, the machine fucked up, and scattered our consciousnesses. But bodies didn't need a consciousness to function. So after traveling back, I was surrounded by husks of friends, who were exactly like them in every way, but there was no ghost in the shell, so to speak. Or at least, I could never know if there was. Perhaps at some point, during some universe cycle, I'd happen to enter the universe at the same time as another friend, but there is no way either of us could ever know that the other was there. I could continue conversations and play games and such for the rest of eternity, with the completely perfect zombies of friends who probably weren't there. Carry on deep and meaningful conversations, for the rest of forever, while being completely alone in the universe, never actually sharing a moment with another human being.

    So that is the form my nightmares take sometimes.

  • EvigilantEvigilant VARegistered User regular
    I have normal nightmares like being kidnapped, or being called back in the military, or zombies and stuff. But there's one, that's a reoccurring nightmare, that always strikes absolute terror in me:

    Everything I'm looking at is in sepia. I'm leaving a decrepit brick building, there are hooks hanging from the ceilings and blood both in pools as well as splattered across the walls. As soon as I step outside, the heat of the sun strikes me and you feel like you're being slowly cooked alive. It's the desert. It's Iraq. It's my old living area.

    There's no audible sound anywhere, I try shouting, I try whispering, nothing. There's no one else anywhere. I'm leaving the compound and walking along a brick wall which seems to stretch on for miles. I place my hand against it and it's cool to the touch, providing some relief from the heat and the sun. Very quiet, lower than a whisper, radio static starts up. Like, if you aren't paying attention you won't hear it, but if you focus, you can definitely make it out. I see a corner of the wall, where it looks to end and am heading in that direction. As I'm getting closer and closer to the end of this wall the static is getting louder and louder, and it's still the only sound I can hear.

    As soon as come to the end of the wall I'm maybe 100yds away from a blown up tower, that is on fire and is the only thing not in sepia. It's brilliant orange and red and yellow. Below the tower are just piles and piles of corpses and dismembered body parts. Suddenly, all of the sound kicks in and it's just a full out war of senses: everything stops being sepia, a wave of heat starts over taking the body, the taste and smell is rotten, and it feels like the ear drums would rupture from all the gun shots and explosions. As soon as all the senses kick in, I'm now face deep at the tower. I'm being pushed against it, I can see every pore in a brick, every crack, every feature. The bricks are ice cold, depth perception is failing, and I start shivering. As soon as I start shivering, I'm 100yds away from the tower again, at the end of the wall, in the shade and I see the fire. The sense of smell and taste disappear, all the explosions and gunshots stop, but the radio static stays and it's louder than ever. The fire is raging, vision is blurring and starting to pinpoint black out focusing around the fire. I can feel the heat from the fire, even at 100yds away, and it's burning. I'm roasting alive it's so hot.

    Then I'm face deep at the tower again, smashed up against its bricks. Shivering. Then 100yds away, burning. Cold, hot, cold, hot. Near, far, near, far. Over and over and over again. The senses are being overloaded then shut off, for what feels like hours. I wake up in a cold sweat, my ears are ringing, and I'm out of breath.

    The entirety of that dream takes place usually over a month or so. Like, it'll start off and I'm back at my old living area in Iraq. As soon as I recognize it, I wake up. The next time I have the nightmare, I'm back at the old living area and I'm walking out of the compound and once I realize where I am, I wake up. It's almost like, I'm developing structure and foundation for the terror that is about to come. However, over the course of the nightmare, prior events are starting to be forgotten. Like, 3 weeks in, I'm just walking along a wall and I had completely forgotten where I walked from, or where I am, so I don't wake up, there's nothing that snaps me out of it. That, "ah yes, I remember this wall and area" don't happen, so I don't wake up. At the end of the month, I forget there is a wall at all: it's just the tower and radio static.

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  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
    My most recent horrific dream is one where I never stop dropping deuces. It just goes on and on. And I keep changing into clean clothes after showering (while still dropping). Not the highest brow horror but as a person with a weak stomach when it comes to stuff coming out of that orifice, it is really unsettling.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    Cantido wrote: »
    I have nightmares about Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Silent Hill 2.

    To this day.

    I've had some of those.

    Not pleasent.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Teeth falling out.

    This one has persisted me throughout my life, just a few times a year, but it is horrible.

    Apparently it is a common nightmare.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I consistently wake up thinking there is something of dire importance that I have to do

    like I had a dream I forgot to feed my dog and it died and I woke up and was like

    the dog is at your mom's house, you don't have to feed the dog, wat r u doin brain

  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    My favorite nightmare (ok, that phrase sounds weird, but while it was terrifying, in retrospect it was cool to realize how my subconscious could get freaky) was some philosophical horror shit.

    I had dreamt that the world had been destroyed, ala Chrono Trigger. Everyone was dead but myself and a handful of friends, who persisted by living in an environmental dome on Earth. We had nothing to do, but no needs that weren't handled by the dome, so we just talked for millennium after millennium until the universe was approaching heat death. We couldn't stop that, or do anything afterwards, so we built a time machine to send us back earlier. The machine was limited such that it could only send us back to time after the destruction of the world - so we couldn't really visit Earth, as it was, but we could persist indefinitely with each other's company, just going back to immediately after the cataclysm each cycle and continuing to enjoy talking.

    The way the time machine worked was similar to the time travel in the most recent X men movie. You don't send a body back, you send a consciousness back. In the dreamverse, consciousness flows along with time - so, basically, for example, each instant in time from the end of the world to the end of the universe, all our consciousnesses were moving forward together, we were experiencing the world together.

    Well, the machine fucked up, and scattered our consciousnesses. But bodies didn't need a consciousness to function. So after traveling back, I was surrounded by husks of friends, who were exactly like them in every way, but there was no ghost in the shell, so to speak. Or at least, I could never know if there was. Perhaps at some point, during some universe cycle, I'd happen to enter the universe at the same time as another friend, but there is no way either of us could ever know that the other was there. I could continue conversations and play games and such for the rest of eternity, with the completely perfect zombies of friends who probably weren't there. Carry on deep and meaningful conversations, for the rest of forever, while being completely alone in the universe, never actually sharing a moment with another human being.

    So that is the form my nightmares take sometimes.

    Have you played the game "no one has to die", out of curiosity?

  • dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I have pretty regular sleep paralysis. Nightmares haven't got shit on that. The first time it happened, I had drifted to sleep on the living room floor as a child, and when I woke up my mom was about to go to bed, so we had a quick conversation I said I was going to stay up a bit more and she went off to sleep in her bedroom. I sat back down on the floor and it felt like I was sticking my head out of a moving car, really loud white noise in my ears and my chest felt like someone had knocked the wind out of me. I tried to yell for help, but couldn't move. I couldn't breath and just sort of toppled over backwards with my knees still bent, I ended out in a sit-up position staring at our ceiling fan. The sound of the wind in my ears turned into someone saying my name and laughing, the voice shifted direction constantly and I couldn't move to look around. Then I saw the woman covered in blood and something that was sort of milky come into vision from the bottom of my field of view, turn her head and lean in smiling. She said my name again and her breath was awful, it was like burning plastic. She smiled real big, then frowned in an exaggerated clown face and said, "One day, you'll never wake up." and after another rushing sound. I could move again. The entire episode probably took 3 minutes but it felt like an hour and I was starving for oxygen by the time I could move again.

    I had no idea what it was until I was much older, I guess... it happened with such regularity I could actually feel it coming on, the rushing wind sounds, etc. It was never the same woman, but it was always the same message. It stopped happening immediately when I moved out of that house, and stayed gone for probably 13 years... it happens some now though. It made normal dreams sort of cheap by comparison.

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  • notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    When I was a kid, I used to suffer from night terrors, pretty severely. This lasted pretty late, until I was 12 or 13.

    I don't remember any of these dreams, except for one which was recurring, and would often lead me to my worst episodes.

    The dream itself was extremely simple. There was a huge sphere in front of me, as though it was as big as the whole universe. In fact, I do not know how I could have known it was a sphere, because due to its infinite size I would've just seed a flat surface facing me, yet somehow I just knew it was round. The sphere was divided in two hemispheres: one dark (more like a perfectly black void) and one light (more like a soft, white shining light).

    The dream would start with the sphere of infinite size being there, laying on top of me, the bright side of it towards me. Everything would feel fine. Then it would slowly turn, exposing its dark side. As the dark side same would take over, a crushing sense of dread, terror, fear and anguish would slowly take over me. I could not breath. I felt like I was being crushed and drowning at the same time. I would feel fear, dread, terror, pain, sadness, like I have never felt even to this day. This would reach its peak when the sphere had done its half-rotation and the dark side of it was all I could see. Then, it would pass, as the sphere retreated, and would come back, over and over and over again. I would wake up due to my parents waking me up, hearing my screams. Often, they would find me screaming, banging my head on the walls, as if I was trying to bash my skull.

    A second dream recurring dream I often had went as follows:

    I would be standing outside, and it was pitch black. The air was humid, as if it had just stopped raining. I could see absolutely nothing in the darkness, except for the ground at my feet, because I was inexplicably being illuminated by a spotlight. The ground was made of wet, dark stones, shining from the spotlight.

    I would then hear a sound: footsteps on the damp stones. I would turn, and there he was: a shadowy figure with no discernible details, also being illuminated by a spotlight. I would look closer, and see he was walking towards me, and carrying an axe.

    Depending on the instance, the next events would change. More often than not, I would try to run away, but he would catch up and strike me with his axe in the back. I would fall to the ground, and all I would see is his shoes turning to face me, and him killing me with a final blow. Sometimes I would slip while running, falling to the ground before he would catch up to me and kill me. Other times, I would kneel and beg him to spare me, and he would laugh and kill me with the axe. I would sometimes yell at him angrily to stop and threaten him, or even fight him, but would always fail and die to his axe.

    I had this nightmare often, multiple times a year, for many years. Then, one night, I had this nightmare again and decided to go for the "running" option. As I was running, I remember thinking to myself: "Oh no not this nightmare again!". I then realized I was in a lucid dream, because I was aware this was a dream.

    I turned around and yelled at the man to stop. He laughed as he kept rushing towards me. He caught up to me and struck me with the axe, and I stopped it with ny hand. I then pulled the axe from him, and suddenly he was the one trying to run away. Being in a lucid dream and being a huge Star Wars fan, I "force-pulled" him back to me, and threw him to the ground. He then started begging for his life, asking me to let him go, swearing he would never bother me again. I refused. I then hit him with the axe, and he screamed. I started hacking, and hacking, starting by his ankles and moving up his body with each strike, as he would scream for mercy and slowly die. When I would be done, I would revive him, and start over and over again.

    I woke up in the morning, and I never had that dream again. I like to think I killed the nightmare itself :)

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Ehh... I had an odd dream last night. Like, aliens had invaded, killed most of the people and where having us gather up gold. And the aliens sort of left us, and were coming back.

    I was trying to convince folk we should run and hide in caves. I managed to persuade one person, and we head off underground. We are eating a sort of picnic, and he's arguing that maybe it isn't the aliens' fault, and we don't need to be afraid.

    I'm almost convinced, but hold out. So he tells me it is alright and pulls me in to give me a hug, and then he blows my brains out with a pistol.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • RubycatRubycat Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    The kind of sleep paralysis nightmare that wont end is the scariest thing in terms of sleep issues for me. Ive had several over the years.

    There is no figure looming, the only thing looming is the feeling of dread involved while all I want to do is wake up or move.
    It starts out waking up suddenly in bed but I can't move my limbs, I cant even turn my body, or my neck, all I can do is look around and then this feeling of anxiety and dread washes over me but nothing is there, nothing looks out of place either but it doesn't feel right. I try to move but nothing happens and then I start to fixate on the door into the hallway and it starts to feel like the room is slowly getting darker, the darkness is creeping in and when the darkness feels like it is right at the edges of the bed I spring/lean forward for a few seconds like I can move again, but no I wake up again in the same state of not being able to move, the covers of my bed haven't moved an inch so at no point did I lean forward in bed.

    I'm now frustrated, it feels like its going to start all over again, I cant move still and I start screaming into my head to wake up!/move! I close my eyes, I keep them shut hoping it just passes and after what feels like a long time I can move finally. So I get up and I have no idea what the time is nor am I thinking too hard about it, I just feel glad its over and step out of bed and go into the bathroom. Then the dread suddenly starts to wash over me again and as I try to exit the bathroom I wake up in bed again.

    It repeats like this over and over and over and over again, something changes each time, sometimes even escalating to the point where once I can move I bolt through the doorway and just barrel into another room and scream at the top of my lungs for help and then I wake up in bed again.

    Each time I wake up in bed I feel more and more fatigued, and by the point where I actually wake up for real I'm exhausted and I'm covered in sweat and the first thing I do is bring my arms up and stare at my hands as I move my fingers for a bit, then I just let my arms collapse and I take a deep breath and try to relax.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I wish I could lucid dream.

    I think I did once but it only lasted for a minute before I woke up.

    I hear you should keep a dream journal if you want to try initiating a lucid dream, but I remember my dreams so infrequently (that last one is the first I remembered in months) that I can't see the point.

  • PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    About a week go I had a nightmare that my bad tooth fell out and started gushing blood everywhere. Anxiety nightmares are the worst >.<

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    jothki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    My favorite nightmare (ok, that phrase sounds weird, but while it was terrifying, in retrospect it was cool to realize how my subconscious could get freaky) was some philosophical horror shit.

    I had dreamt that the world had been destroyed, ala Chrono Trigger. Everyone was dead but myself and a handful of friends, who persisted by living in an environmental dome on Earth. We had nothing to do, but no needs that weren't handled by the dome, so we just talked for millennium after millennium until the universe was approaching heat death. We couldn't stop that, or do anything afterwards, so we built a time machine to send us back earlier. The machine was limited such that it could only send us back to time after the destruction of the world - so we couldn't really visit Earth, as it was, but we could persist indefinitely with each other's company, just going back to immediately after the cataclysm each cycle and continuing to enjoy talking.

    The way the time machine worked was similar to the time travel in the most recent X men movie. You don't send a body back, you send a consciousness back. In the dreamverse, consciousness flows along with time - so, basically, for example, each instant in time from the end of the world to the end of the universe, all our consciousnesses were moving forward together, we were experiencing the world together.

    Well, the machine fucked up, and scattered our consciousnesses. But bodies didn't need a consciousness to function. So after traveling back, I was surrounded by husks of friends, who were exactly like them in every way, but there was no ghost in the shell, so to speak. Or at least, I could never know if there was. Perhaps at some point, during some universe cycle, I'd happen to enter the universe at the same time as another friend, but there is no way either of us could ever know that the other was there. I could continue conversations and play games and such for the rest of eternity, with the completely perfect zombies of friends who probably weren't there. Carry on deep and meaningful conversations, for the rest of forever, while being completely alone in the universe, never actually sharing a moment with another human being.

    So that is the form my nightmares take sometimes.

    Have you played the game "no one has to die", out of curiosity?

    Not... yet...

    But based on what caused this inquiry, I'll check it out.

  • notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    I wish I could lucid dream.

    I think I did once but it only lasted for a minute before I woke up.

    I hear you should keep a dream journal if you want to try initiating a lucid dream, but I remember my dreams so infrequently (that last one is the first I remembered in months) that I can't see the point.

    I tend to lucid dream on nights where I'm especially tired due to having accumulated a sleep debt. However, most of the time I only have mere seconds between the moment I realize it's a lucid dream, and the moment I wake up.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I lucid dream or remember my dreams on nights where I wake up a while into it then go back to sleep. This is pretty common.

  • MuddypawsMuddypaws Lactodorum, UKRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I had the waking paralysis thing once when I was about 14. I was convinced a little invisible imp was sitting on my chest. Fascinating rather than terrifying.

    Netroid, I had a very similar recurring dream to yours when very young. I was aware of a round object and it was simultaneously tiny and huge. That contrast between the two impossible states terrified me more than anything I've had since. I knew that if I ever understood and accepted the sphere was both I would learn a great secret. Kids are weird!

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I have noticed a recurrent phenomenon in a few dreams where I try to walk or run somewhere and it feels like it takes an inordinate amount of effort to move my legs. Like I'm trudging uphill with weights on my shins in waist-deep water.

    And I always think in my dream: "Why is it so goddamn hard to move?" Usually just precedes waking up.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Muddypaws wrote: »
    I had the waking paralysis thing once when I was about 14. I was convinced a little invisible imp was sitting on my chest. Fascinating rather than terrifying.

    Netroid, I had a very similar recurring dream to yours when very young. I was aware of a round object and it was simultaneously tiny and huge. That contrast between the two impossible states terrified me more than anything I've had since. I knew that if I ever understood and accepted the sphere was both I would learn a great secret. Kids are weird!

    It doesn't sound too different than the sort of DMT driven imagery produced during near death and psychedelic experiences.

    Mine, common semi-lucid dream states and drug experiences, are basically pretty constant and very tied to cosmological themes. Brane, string and sort of spheric field interactions between light(comforting, good, but sort of unsustainably absolute) and dark(terrifying, bad, creating room for chaos). A strong desire to turn, rotate towards light, but an understanding that it will subsume existence if I get too close, and chaotic energy/rotational/orbital motion blending(light and dark are still absolute, but over a region both exist... think sort of dense fractal representations) the light and dark are the only way to allow interesting(allowing life and thought) existence.

    They have always been very emotionally extreme and memorable, so they have built on each other. Like, the memory that I have created universes out of this no longer fades, nor the facts that it is destined to end(collapse or fade due to heat death) or contains me, never seem to diminish, so it is painfully fatalistic when it is not awe inspiring.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I have two types of nightmare that completely ruin me. Both are probably courtesy of bipolar disorder and general anxiety, thanks brain!

    Type one is like a normal nightmare, but extremely realistic. Usually very painful things happen, which I feel happening. This doesn't wake me up. I usually wake up after a slow death from one thing or another. The most vivid one I can recall, I was part of some special forces team or something about to push into these old tunnels, chasing after...someone? When suddenly these tendrils come bursting out from around the piece of wood covering the tunnel entrance and going through dudes like they're butter. We all take off, and we're getting picked off one by one by whatever the fuck the thing is, because shooting it isn't doing shit. Funny thing is, it didn't get me. One of the other guys was so panicked he accidentally shot me in the gut with a shotgun when I came around a corner. The rest of the dream, I'm just sorta laying there in pain and disbelief listening to dudes get murdered. Then I black out and wake up. I'm always honestly, truly surprised to be alive after one of these.

    The other is harder to explain. I usually figure out that they're dreams very quickly, and they stop being 'dreams' so much as 'unbearable nonsensical senses of urgency'. Like I'm lying in bed, and I'm not moving because I'm more or less asleep, but I know this, but I also KNOW, FOR A FACT, that I need to finish building a radio tower or healing my raid or finishing an assignment for work. I'll lay there for hours in extreme anxiety, feeling the need to do these things, aware enough to realize this is nonsense, and not quite awake enough to shake it completely. Like I'm laying there thinking something like 'Shit, why are my heals coming out so slow, my party is dying. Am I lagging? Oh, it's because I'm in bed, not at my computer. Fuck. Are they already dead then? Am I really raiding? I need to go push the buttons. Why can't I get up? Oh, I'm asleep. But why can't I heal them?"

    edit: I consider myself very fortunate that I only sleep deep enough to dream (or at least, to dream dreams that I remember) if I go to bed exhausted. I'm usually like...one muscle twitch ffrom waking up.

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  • MattitudeMattitude Paste Pot Pete Kicking The BucketRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Teeth falling out.

    This one has persisted me throughout my life, just a few times a year, but it is horrible.

    Apparently it is a common nightmare.

    Yep, I have this one all the damn time. Anxiety-related, apparently.

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  • notdroidnotdroid Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    On the funnier side of things, when I finally graduated from university and started working, I was having a recurring dream, for about a year, almost every week, where I would wake up in the morning and realize I had woken up too late for a final exam and would probably miss it, and had forgotten to study for it anyways, so I was going to fail and not graduate.

    I would then wake up, thinking the dream was real, and have a very short moment of panic (4-5 seconds) where I'd mentally get ready to rush to get prepared and run to school (I lived at a walking distance from campus).

    I would then realize: "Hey wait a minute! I'm done with school!" and sigh in relief.

    I assume this was due to me adapting to a "normal" life, devoid of midterm/final exam/general university stress.

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered User regular
    Bare-knuckle fighting Wolverine on top of a castle made entirely of conveyor-belts.

    I tend not to recall dreams, but that one stuck with me.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I had lucid dreams when I was very young. Mostly free falling.

    Some nightmares are just dark, sinking, muddy, crying mess without reason. It's better to be alone in those.

  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    Dreams are weird.

    I had a particular one in the lead up to the launch of the original Scribblenauts, which I was looking forward to getting. In the dream, I was playing it, but it was way too complex and I was paralyzed by all of the choices. No actual detail, just experiencing the vague idea of not knowing what to do. Even in the dream I tended to realize just how stupid the dream was, but I was still stuck with it until it ended.

  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I was a child through the 80's and early 90's. We were all terrified about what would happen when we caught AIDS. Not if, but when, because we were all going to get it and die from it. With that in mind, my nightmare begins...

    My boyhood friend and I have contracted AIDS. It's a death sentence, but a miracle cure has been found. It's all very hush hush, however, so my friend and I are standing in a long line of patients in the middle of the forest waiting to be administered the cure. The line stretches far enough and the forest is dense enough that we cannot see the area where the cure is actually handed out. So imagine our surprise when we are at the front of the line and in a small clearing, there is a lizardman. He looks a lot like Grieg from The Last Starfighter, only with dull animal eyes and an obvious lack of mental capacity. This is clearly and animal, but it looks like a man. Hesitant to receive medical treatment from a non sentient monster man, I gesture my friend forward for the first dose. The lizardman instantly jumps on his back and violently begins humping him, glassy eyed and completely on instinct, like you would see a dog humping a pillow.

    It is at this point that I decide I am content to die from my AIDS. I bolt over a small creek and dash through the woods, but this is clearly a mistake. You see, fear only goads on the lizardman, who drops my friend like a bad habit and gives chase. He is fast and relentless and it is only a matter of time before he is close enough to leap upon me. I'm wailing like only a 13 year old in the middle of a potential rape can wail, which wakes me up. This is the oldest I've ever been and still had to grab my blanket and camp out on my parents bedroom floor.

    Under the fear of being raped was a twinge of guilt for leaving my friend in the clutches of perverted wildlife, which was actually scary because it made me wonder if I had subconsciously realized I had left somebody with stranger danger. It was only a slight twinge of guilt, though, because I was more afraid for my own body and he was being cured of his AIDS, after all.

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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    I don't get nightmares, but I do get recurring 'anxiety dreams', such as being late for work, telling coworkers/family/customers what I really think of them, and then instantly regretting it, or losing valuable items.


    Last night though, I had a unpleasant dream. A couple days ago, a co-worker brought me a tub full of gummi worms. Last night, I dreamt I was happily munching on the worms (in this case, they were bought from a dollar store, not the gift from a co-worker), when a person pointed out that due to the cheapness of the worms, they were going rotten. I picked up a worm to inspect it, and lo and behold, there were little skinny maggots slithering inside. My first reaction was, "heh, worms inside worms, that's pretty funny" and then it hit me that I'd just ate at least a dozen of them.

    Thankfully, my dream veered off track to some other place, but no matter what I was dreaming (Egyptian tombs, going to the mall, Playing some Diablo III) I'd always get the feeling of something slithering inside of me.

    So, this morning I woke up, hungry, and went to the kitchen. There, on the table was the tub of gummi worms. Now I'm not so hungry.

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