Robbed

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Have you ever been robbed before SE++?

My brother and his friend were robbed the other day. Some guys broke into their place and stole their tv (50 inch samsung), all their game systems and proceeded to use my brothers backpack to carry all of the games as well.

What have the bad men taken from you

Orikaeshigitae

viv robbed me of my dignity

Graves

man I got that IM last night.

That sucks, dude.

I've had so many lockers broken into.

Everything from PSP to gold chains to underwear stolen.

Ani_B

Some junkie broke into my car once. Too bad I had nothing of value worth stealing. He could've traded my bag of yarn for some drugs I guess maybe.

Wiley

Jesus, underwear? Look for thieves with bowel problems.

Dr.Funkenstein

A lot of my friends have gotten phones and MP3 players stolen from their lockers. I'm so glad I none of my stuff has been stolen

Me Too!

Gym clothes
Some money, once
After that I kept everything of value on my person

Tam

Wiley wrote: »

Jesus, underwear? Look for thieves with bowel problems.

or creepy chicks

Captain Crunch

There has been a string of car break-ins in our area and my sister is a dumb cunt so she left her car door WIDE OPEN got her CD player and a ton of CDs stolen

Muse Among Men

Someone stole stuff from my PE locker once.

Cheap bitches.

DJ Eebs

my sister got busted for shoplifting the other day, that's kind of the same

Graves

Tam wrote: »

Wiley wrote: »

Jesus, underwear? Look for thieves with bowel problems.

or creepy chicks

I once woke up after a party with everything I had the night before, minus my boxers.

I found out a couple weeks later that this chick stole 'em.

But I don't know how.

Wiley

Dude stole my bike when I was ten. My dad caught him in his back yard with it half painted a new color. Man was he embarrassed.

FirmSkater

When I was twelve years old we were remodeling our house and somehow my parents managed to pick a contractor who pretty much only hires convicts.

One day I came home from school and I went to play some Diddy Kong Racing and the drawer where all our N64 games were was empty. Then I went to find my wallet and it was empty also.

They also stole my sisters birthday present and card. And one of the workers showed up at our house on Thanksgiving Day and started stealing all the contractor's supplies from our garage, all the while screaming his head off about not getting paid or something.

It was a terrible few weeks.

Campion

A housemate stole my St. Christopher's medallion, that'll teach me to leave things outside my room.

Pb

I've never been robbed, but I've made poor decisions on whom to lend things to.

Polago

Hmmm...A ps2, $400 cash, all my ps2 games, a bunch of other things at the time, a kickass olympus camera, a small clear plastic version of clyde the ghost, and some other things I'm surely forgetting.

Tweaked_Bat_

Never had any important material possessions robbed or stolen, other than some small bits and pieces going through high school.

But the Internet has robbed me of my faith in humanity and my innocence.

Tweaked_Bat_

Pb wrote: »

I've never been robbed, but I've made poor decisions on whom to lend things to.

Also this.

fucker still has my Diablo 2 battlechest

Krummith

Man, that sucks.

I have been robbed too.

When I was about 10 years old, my house was broken into. I came home to find a large muddy boot print on my front door, and the place trashed. They took my NES and all my games, a bunch of my mom's costume jewelery (he didn't find the real stuff). The worst part was what he left: a giant log in the toilet.

I mean, what kind of thief breaks into a place, takes a bunch of stuff then decides that now is the right time to pinch a loaf? Dude didn't even bother to wipe, there wasn't any toilet paper in there, just the turd.

I guess it could have been worse, at least he used the toilet.

Daric

Someone stole my mom's laptop out of her car the other day.

Tweaked_Bat_

Daric wrote: »

Someone stole my mom's laptop out of her car the other day.

Probably shouldn't have left it lying in the car.

Captain Crunch

Oh and when our basement flooded our insurance company took everything out and dumped it in their main unlocked lobby, where a bunchof crackheads stole half our shit

Graves

I got caught stealing once.

Embaaaaraassiiiiing...

DJ Eebs

Someone stole my bike when I was like six. It was the first new bike I'd ever owned.

Although I could have left it in a better place. I was almost asking for it to be stolen. Later, I left a different bike in a neighbors driveway and he backed over it with his truck.

Daric

Tweaked_Bat_ wrote: »

Daric wrote: »

Someone stole my mom's laptop out of her car the other day.

Probably shouldn't have left it lying in the car.

Well she went straight from work to my sister's school for something and they broke in the car and stole it.

Tweaked_Bat_

Come to think of it, I've never had valuables stolen out of a car or anywhere else "exposed".

It could be because I never leave anything out in the open that could entice a thief.

It appears there seems to be a strong correlation between those two things.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Graves wrote: »

I got caught stealing once.

Embaaaaraassiiiiing...

was it when you were 5?

Khavall

Someone once stole my bike. Then returned it with a note apologizing that he had to borrow it.

Also I once had a guitar pick stolen from me. I put it in the strings, went to get a drink, and come back and it was gone.

Well done whoever was passing the guitar and decided to take the pick. That was totally worth the effort to take it out of the strings.

Oh and no, I didn't just lose it. I checked around for quite a while, and it was a red pick on a black stage with a black guitar and a black amp around. No someone stole a pick.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I've never stolen a thing in my life, personally, and I've never felt the desire to

RocketSauce

In 5th grade someone stole a couple of MicroMachines from me.

Lucky Cynic

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

I've never stolen a thing in my life, personally, and I've never felt the desire to

It's just been not an option. It never occured to me before.

Graves

I went down to CVS once to pick up some rubbers, wearing only a zip up hoodie and PJ bottoms and only after I get there in the pouring fucking rain do I realize that I left my 10 at home, so I have like 2 bucks.

I'm like "alright alright, i'll just swipe some, it's no biggie, it's just some condoms" so I grab a pack and throw it in my stormtrooper hoodie.

I figure I'll buy a pack of gum and be on my way, but once I get towards the front of the line one of the ladies working there grabs the pack out of my pocket like "What the fuck is this?"

And I'm all shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit "uh... can... can I still buy the gum?"

And she's all "If the manager were here he would call the cops!"

And I'm all

But she let me buy my gum and leave in shame.

Needless to say I haven't tried that again.

Me Too!

I tried to shoplift once
Once
About oh five or six years ago
Not doing that again, ever

DarkPrimus

Some kid in middle school stole a book from me. He crossed out my name that was in the cover with a permanent marker and he wrote his name inside it instead - but of course my saying I had my name in it before we checked was incriminating enough.

I swear that fuck was autistic or something, he shouldn't have been in class with the rest of us because all he ever did was sit around and think he was smart but never participated and just made awkward comments.

Dynagrip

I've never lost anything of great value.

Though some fuckers did steal gus' leash and pinch collar at the dog park a few months ago. That was about 50 bucks work of equipment.

Tweaked_Bat_

When I was a young kid, and my parents were shopping at the supermarket, I went to the candy aisle, opened a pack of sour gummy octopus and ate half the packet.

Good times.

RocketSauce

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

I've never stolen a thing in my life, personally, and I've never felt the desire to

My mom could leave all kinds of money lying around knowing I'd never steal it. I'd even tell her if I took a couple pennies.

Me Too!

Graves wrote: »

I went down to CVS once to pick up some rubbers, wearing only a zip up hoodie and PJ bottoms and only after I get there in the pouring fucking rain do I realize that I left my 10 at home, so I have like 2 bucks.

I'm like "alright alright, i'll just swipe some, it's no biggie, it's just some condoms" so I grab a pack and throw it in my stormtrooper hoodie.

I figure I'll buy a pack of gum and be on my way, but once I get towards the front of the line one of the ladies working there grabs the pack out of my pocket like "What the fuck is this?"

And I'm all shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit "uh... can... can I still buy the gum?"

And she's all "If the manager were here he would call the cops!"

And I'm all

But she let me buy my gum and leave in shame.

Needless to say I haven't tried that again.

That's more than I woud've done
At Rite Aid a lot of us just let shit slide if it was something small
We really just couldn't be bothered unless a manager was right there

Lucky Cynic

Heh, this one kid at my local game store tried to steal some Space Marines. The shop owner caught him, sat him down on the curb outside and just was yelling at him while he cried.

It was funny because he was actually 16 and not a kid at all.

Captain Crunch

aw man micro machines were the shit...come to think of it when I was 7 some bastard kid stole most of my star wars ones