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WE ARE BUT THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO VIGGO
trentsteel
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LOOK AT HIM
HE IS VIGGO
He could play Angelina Jolie in a movie about her life and you wouldn't even notice.
That's how good he is.
HE IS VIGGO
and he is starring in a movie called The Road about him and his son being hobos or something I don't know.
Max Payne
It is a movie coming out with Marky Mark. I am tempted to see it for entertainment purposes.
Here are some interesting facts about Max Payne:
It got rated 'R' instead of pg-13 and the director is PISSED
At first I thought this was lame but I started to find out very interesting things about the ratings board from his awesome quotes:
"The Motion Picture Association of America gave 'The Dark Knight' a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros' cock."
"Did you know it was made up of volunteers? As if that somehow excludes them from some type of wrongdoing. You can't serve on it if you’re a homosexual or if you didn't grow up in a shared parenthood home. Go to their website and read their charter about what gives a fair and balanced view for typical parents."
He explained that the MPAA simply stated that "Max Payne" felt R-rated. "What the f*ck is that, a group therapy session? You can't do that," he exclaimed. "They're meant to judge content, not intent. They said the movie felt dark."
At first I thought this was lame but I started to find out very interesting things about the ratings board from his awesome quotes:
"The Motion Picture Association of America gave 'The Dark Knight' a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros' cock."
"Did you know it was made up of volunteers? As if that somehow excludes them from some type of wrongdoing. You can't serve on it if you’re a homosexual or if you didn't grow up in a shared parenthood home. Go to their website and read their charter about what gives a fair and balanced view for typical parents."
He explained that the MPAA simply stated that "Max Payne" felt R-rated. "What the f*ck is that, a group therapy session? You can't do that," he exclaimed. "They're meant to judge content, not intent. They said the movie felt dark."
YOU HEAR THAT NEVILLE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RATE MOVIES
Also:
"Burn After Reading"
IT'S A COEN BROTHERS MOVIE YOU DON'T NEED A TRAILER OR ANYTHING YOU WILL SEE IT
Also some damn thing called WATCHMEN:
I'm tired of telling people to read the graphic novel. We keep telling you this for a reason. Read the damn thing. The guy who wrote it was brilliant and he logically deduced that he should BECOME A WIZARD.
Discuss the bizarre coda of the ratings board and upcoming movies with me.
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edit- looked it up, it was a shortish novel, i should read it again
It's based on a book. It's about him and his son trying to get somewhere in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Also I STOLE that picture off imdb thanks to Google Chrome's new 'inspect element' feature.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I'm pretty chuffed!
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ffffuck yeaaahhh
Oh I'm such a bitch!
hurry the fuck up we only have seven months of nail biting to go
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
It's really good. I don't know if you know that.
I'm at the part where
Rorshach is fucking awesome... for a ginger.
Seriously everyone read that. It is FUCKED UP.
Also they can't show a trailer for an R rated movie (even if the trailer itself is rated G) before 10pm and they can't show it in front of a lesser-rated movie.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Look at that man EMOTE
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
(not really)
motherfuckin omar little, yeah
too bad his scene is supposed to be short as hell. ah well, he needs to be in all movies
also I am wary about his casting in the road but I'm excited to see it onscreen
QUICK think of a shape. Is it:
But yes, I WAS trying to reach you psychically. You've left the stove on.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
So when he turned it in to the ratings board, they'd freak and he'd say "Well what if I cut this part?"
And he would end up with exactly what he wanted
im pretty excited for that
If I was Aragorn, I would have blamed all the bad shit on the Denethor administration and then found a new enemy to keep the people's eye focused on instead of how beat up Minis Tirith looked. Maybe claim goblin terrorists from Moria were to blame or Troll communes in the east that were anti-man of the west and hated our freedoms.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
wish i could quit you
Also, I love the dark knight comparison quote:
"The Motion Picture Association of America gave 'The Dark Knight' a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros' cock."
Priceless!
Of course, I am fine with the Dark knight being pg13, i just want more dark movies rated pg13 because a pg13 rating always makes more cash and I want more dark movies to be made.
no way
viggo and eddie harris aint doin no gay shit
its gonna be a mixture of tombstone and history of violence
and it is going to be fuckawesome
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Some chick in the theater behind me saw this before Tropic Thunder and said:
"Mmm, that looks STUPID. I'm still TOTALLY going to watch it though!"
Oh here's a crappy video of it:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Satans-Alley-Trailer-559010.html
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
That said, Viggo is cool in my book.
Yeah, if anyone hasn't seen a history of viggo kicking ass they really should. If you need any extra enticing, I believe the opening scene involves oral sex with a hot wife dressed as a cheerleader.
Now if you still don't watch it I'll just call you gay.
haha that is fucking awesome
a history of ruining dude's shit
just smashing a guy's nose in
URRRGHH
so, im really hoping they stick to their guns and give it the right ending
I don't even have the words.
I figure if there hasn't been a thread for it then it's nothing special but not horribly bad.
It is awesome
I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was funny.
Viggo as one of the good guys.
And fucking JEREMY IRONS.