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WE ARE BUT THE BUZZING OF FLIES TO VIGGO

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
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LOOK AT HIM

HE IS VIGGO

He could play Angelina Jolie in a movie about her life and you wouldn't even notice.

That's how good he is.

HE IS VIGGO

and he is starring in a movie called The Road about him and his son being hobos or something I don't know.


Max Payne

It is a movie coming out with Marky Mark. I am tempted to see it for entertainment purposes.


Here are some interesting facts about Max Payne:
It got rated 'R' instead of pg-13 and the director is PISSED

At first I thought this was lame but I started to find out very interesting things about the ratings board from his awesome quotes:

"The Motion Picture Association of America gave 'The Dark Knight' a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros' cock."

"Did you know it was made up of volunteers? As if that somehow excludes them from some type of wrongdoing. You can't serve on it if you’re a homosexual or if you didn't grow up in a shared parenthood home. Go to their website and read their charter about what gives a fair and balanced view for typical parents."

He explained that the MPAA simply stated that "Max Payne" felt R-rated. "What the f*ck is that, a group therapy session? You can't do that," he exclaimed. "They're meant to judge content, not intent. They said the movie felt dark."

YOU HEAR THAT NEVILLE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RATE MOVIES










Also:

"Burn After Reading"
IT'S A COEN BROTHERS MOVIE YOU DON'T NEED A TRAILER OR ANYTHING YOU WILL SEE IT


Also some damn thing called WATCHMEN:
I'm tired of telling people to read the graphic novel. We keep telling you this for a reason. Read the damn thing. The guy who wrote it was brilliant and he logically deduced that he should BECOME A WIZARD.


Discuss the bizarre coda of the ratings board and upcoming movies with me.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YES I FUCKING LOVE VIGGO

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    isn't this based on a short story? i seem to remember hearing a buzz about a movie that looked like this pertaining to a story i rather liked

    edit- looked it up, it was a shortish novel, i should read it again

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    isn't this based on a short story? i seem to remember hearing a buzz about a movie that looked like this pertaining to a story i rather liked

    It's based on a book. It's about him and his son trying to get somewhere in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Also I STOLE that picture off imdb thanks to Google Chrome's new 'inspect element' feature.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    POST-APOCALYPTIC VIGGO MORTENSEN

    I'm pretty chuffed!

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    firefox has inspect element, just download the add-on firebug

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    homos can't rate movies, they'd always be complaining about the lack of gays or the colour clashes

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm about 3/4 through the graphic novel geez

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    holyshit The Road also has Omar Little

    ffffuck yeaaahhh

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    homos can't rate movies, they'd always be complaining about the lack of gays or the colour clashes
    Uck! Rated 'G' for 'Gaudy'!

    Oh I'm such a bitch!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm about 3/4 through the graphic novel geez

    hurry the fuck up we only have seven months of nail biting to go

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I gotta say, I'm not terribly surprised at that MPAA thing.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I'm about 3/4 through the graphic novel geez

    hurry the fuck up we only have seven months of nail biting to go

    It's really good. I don't know if you know that.

    I'm at the part where
    Nite Owl and What's Her Tits Jupiter are going to bust Rorshach out of prison.

    Rorshach is fucking awesome... for a ginger.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I gotta say, I'm not terribly surprised at that MPAA thing.

    Seriously everyone read that. It is FUCKED UP.

    Also they can't show a trailer for an R rated movie (even if the trailer itself is rated G) before 10pm and they can't show it in front of a lesser-rated movie.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The MPAA also refuses to give the names of their raters out, so supposedly it puts them above pressure, when really it just gives them freedom to be arbitrary and not care.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viggo-Mortensen-in-The-Road.jpg


    Look at that man EMOTE

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    photoshoppin' trent into viggo's arms


    (not really)

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love viggo, but the real reason i'm excited for the road:

    omar_road.jpg

    motherfuckin omar little, yeah

    too bad his scene is supposed to be short as hell. ah well, he needs to be in all movies

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh fuck I'm watching ghostbusters 2 right now and I thought trent had managed to psychically connect with me somehow

    also I am wary about his casting in the road but I'm excited to see it onscreen

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh fuck I'm watching ghostbusters 2 right now and I thought trent had managed to psychically connect with me somehow

    also I am wary about his casting in the road but I'm excited to see it onscreen

    QUICK think of a shape. Is it:
    A triangle?


    But yes, I WAS trying to reach you psychically. You've left the stove on.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    oh fuck I'm watching ghostbusters 2 right now and I thought trent had managed to psychically connect with me somehow

    also I am wary about his casting in the road but I'm excited to see it onscreen

    QUICK think of a shape. Is it:
    A triangle?


    But yes, I WAS trying to reach you psychically. You've left the stove on.
    you are a legitimate phenomenon!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Alfred Hitchcock would regularly film movies as "worse" than what he actually wanted them to be
    So when he turned it in to the ratings board, they'd freak and he'd say "Well what if I cut this part?"
    And he would end up with exactly what he wanted

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viggo is supposed to come out in a bad ass western with Ed Harris

    im pretty excited for that

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Damn, Aragorn came under hard times after defeating Mordor. Probably had a shitty economy after such a prolonged war and the dwarves were being dicks about raw materials and supplies to a country that had an iffy cash flow. Not to mention the elves basically abandoned them without any financial aid or support.

    If I was Aragorn, I would have blamed all the bad shit on the Denethor administration and then found a new enemy to keep the people's eye focused on instead of how beat up Minis Tirith looked. Maybe claim goblin terrorists from Moria were to blame or Troll communes in the east that were anti-man of the west and hated our freedoms.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viggo is supposed to come out in a bad ass western with Ed Harris

    im pretty excited for that

    wish i could quit you

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ah, cormac.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viggo is one of the few men my gf thinks is way hotter with a beard then without. Either way, we both like movies starring viggo so i'm not going to complain that viggo looks hot with a beard and I don't.

    Also, I love the dark knight comparison quote:

    "The Motion Picture Association of America gave 'The Dark Knight' a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros' cock."

    Priceless!
    Of course, I am fine with the Dark knight being pg13, i just want more dark movies rated pg13 because a pg13 rating always makes more cash and I want more dark movies to be made.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Viggo is supposed to come out in a bad ass western with Ed Harris

    im pretty excited for that

    wish i could quit you

    no way

    viggo and eddie harris aint doin no gay shit

    its gonna be a mixture of tombstone and history of violence

    and it is going to be fuckawesome

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd watch a 2 hour movie of Viggo just kicking people's asses with whatever weapon he feels like. A History of Kicking Ass.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://www.satansalley.com/

    Some chick in the theater behind me saw this before Tropic Thunder and said:

    "Mmm, that looks STUPID. I'm still TOTALLY going to watch it though!"



    Oh here's a crappy video of it:
    http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Satans-Alley-Trailer-559010.html

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  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I was fooled and disappointed by OP.

    That said, Viggo is cool in my book.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Viggo is supposed to come out in a bad ass western with Ed Harris

    im pretty excited for that

    wish i could quit you

    no way

    viggo and eddie harris aint doin no gay shit

    its gonna be a mixture of tombstone and history of violence

    and it is going to be fuckawesome

    Yeah, if anyone hasn't seen a history of viggo kicking ass they really should. If you need any extra enticing, I believe the opening scene involves oral sex with a hot wife dressed as a cheerleader.

    Now if you still don't watch it I'll just call you gay.
    SUPER GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    http://www.satansalley.com/

    Some chick in the theater behind me saw this before Tropic Thunder and said:

    "Mmm, that looks STUPID. I'm still TOTALLY going to watch it though!"

    haha that is fucking awesome

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man

    a history of ruining dude's shit

    just smashing a guy's nose in

    URRRGHH

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So who wants to take bets that "The Road" will not end like the book but at the end a happy village of people will take them in?

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    So who wants to take bets that "The Road" will not end like the book but at the end a happy village of people will take them in?
    Well it's got a budget of under $30mil, is being independently financed, and the people behind it are trying very hard to emphasize 'a world in trauma' and surviving in an unsurvivable world.

    so, im really hoping they stick to their guns and give it the right ending

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    An adaptation of the Road starring Viggo Mortensen.

    I don't even have the words.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So now that we have a proper movie thread, was Hamlet 2 any good?

    I figure if there hasn't been a thread for it then it's nothing special but not horribly bad.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    So now that we have a proper movie thread, was Hamlet 2 any good?

    I figure if there hasn't been a thread for it then it's nothing special but not horribly bad.

    I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was funny.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So guys Appaloosa looks pretty fucking awesome.


    Viggo as one of the good guys.

    And fucking JEREMY IRONS.

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