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  • GahziGahzi Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    New Quantum of Solace Trailer

    It is awesome

    Im straight and i wanna bang Daniel Craig right about now.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viggo and Irons ruining people in the Old West
    I don't think there is a theater in the world that can hold that much manly.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Viggo and Irons ruining people in the Old West
    I don't think there is a theater in the world that can hold that much manly.


    It gets better.


    Jeremy Irons is the outlaw leader.


    Jeremy Irons is playing a bad guy.


    So they're trying to ruin EACH OTHER.

    EDIT: Shit Ed Harris is in it too. He and Viggo are sheriffs.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wonder how Ridley Scott's Blood Meridian is coming along.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Viggo and Irons ruining people in the Old West
    I don't think there is a theater in the world that can hold that much manly.


    It gets better.


    Jeremy Irons is the outlaw leader.


    Jeremy Irons is playing a bad guy.


    So they're trying to ruin EACH OTHER.

    EDIT: Shit Ed Harris is in it too. He and Viggo are sheriffs.

    My b(r)oner is at critical mass.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Viggo and Irons ruining people in the Old West
    I don't think there is a theater in the world that can hold that much manly.


    It gets better.


    Jeremy Irons is the outlaw leader.


    Jeremy Irons is playing a bad guy.


    So they're trying to ruin EACH OTHER.

    EDIT: Shit Ed Harris is in it too. He and Viggo are sheriffs.

    God I want to see this movie so much

    Jeremy Irons needs to do more movies

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    More importantly, Viggo sports a stylish beard.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    More importantly, Viggo sports a stylish beard.


    I was about to SWEAR he was the "bad guy".


    He has the Western Bad Man 'Stache.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Back then, everybody was pretty much a bad dudes
    Just saw of them were bad dudes in the name of justice

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    holy shit I knew they were filming an adaptation of The Road but didn't know Viggo was in it. I read the book like 2 months ago and I actually shuddered at some of the scenes in the book.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    viggo can fight with his dick floppin' all around and not even give a fuck

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love this thread and all you for it. <3

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    ohhh my god that quantum of solace trailer was intense

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    viggo can fight with his dick floppin' all around and not even give a fuck

    I really really enjoyed that movie.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh sweet i get to rate movies!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've got to do the two fingers in the neck, hissing thing to people more.

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wait, wasn't Viggo the villain from Ghostbusters II?

    Is it bad that that's what I thought this thread was originally going to be about?

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    maximumzero wrote: »
    Wait, wasn't Viggo the villain from Ghostbusters II?

    Is it bad that that's what I thought this thread was originally going to be about?

    So did I.

    I think a lot of people actually thought that, like WaM.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    maximumzero wrote: »
    Wait, wasn't Viggo the villain from Ghostbusters II?

    Is it bad that that's what I thought this thread was originally going to be about?

    No. That's where I got it from. But ever since Viggo Mortenson my brother and I say this all the time whenever he is on screen.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    gary oldman needs more movies

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Seg wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    viggo can fight with his dick floppin' all around and not even give a fuck

    I really really enjoyed that movie.

    Viggo was certainly incredible in that movie. Very compelling character too.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    gary oldman needs more movies
    no no. more movies need gary oldman. gary oldman doesnt need shit cuz he is fucking sweet

    and thanks to you i am going to watch the 5th element. right now

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I should watch that viggo penis movie

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know I used to hear so much bullshit about the ratings boards in general.

    Stuff like, "If you say 'fuck' even once it automatically becomes R rated." (unless that is true in the states, our indepenent film had like 20 f-bombs and it only got our version of pg-13.)

    There's other weird stuff too, like allegedly you can't have a character point a gun at the camera, so Zack Snyder had a walkie-talkie photoshopped into Ozymandias' assasin's hand for the Watchmen trailer.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    gary oldman needs more movies
    no no. more movies need gary oldman. gary oldman doesnt need shit cuz he is fucking sweet

    and thanks to you i am going to watch the 5th element. right now

    EVERYONE

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    You know I used to hear so much bullshit about the ratings boards in general.

    Stuff like, "If you say 'fuck' even once it automatically becomes R rated." (unless that is true in the states, our indepenent film had like 20 f-bombs and it only got our version of pg-13.)

    There's other weird stuff too, like allegedly you can't have a character point a gun at the camera, so Zack Snyder had a walkie-talkie photoshopped into Ozymandias' assasin's hand for the Watchmen trailer.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America_film_rating_system
    If a film uses "one of the harsher sexually derived words" (such as fuck) one to three times, it is routine today for the film to receive a PG-13 rating, provided that the word is used as an expletive and not with a sexual meaning (this was mentioned in Be Cool, when Chili Palmer complains about the movie industry. Fuck is said twice in that scene with many other uses of coarse language, giving the movie a PG-13). An example of a film that might suggest this criterion is Waiting for Guffman, which contains mostly PG-13 content, yet is rated R (brief strong language) because a man auditioning for a role uses fuck while quoting Raging Bull (the only time it is spoken in the movie), in a sexual sense. An R rating was also given to Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines which had PG-13 level violence, but had 4 uses of fuck. Exceptions may be allowed, "by a special vote of the ratings board" where the board feels such an exception would better reflect the sensibilities of American parents. A couple of exceptions were noted: rare films such as Guilty by Suspicion were allowed as many as nine uses of the word; probably due to the precedent set in the 1970s by politically important films such as All the President's Men. All the President's Men was once rated R but then it was re-rated PG on appeal. It is a common misconception that if a movie uses fuck in a nonsexual context more than once, it will automatically receive an R rating. In reality, PG-13 movies are routinely allowed two or three uses. But there have been two extreme circumstances so far: Gunner Palace has 42 uses of the word, 2 used sexually,[19] and The Hip Hop Project has 17 uses. Both films were rated PG-13 on appeal from an R rating.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i just love the idea that the ratings board thinks kids 13 and up cant handle the word fuck.

    as if they dont say it/hear it dozens of times every day

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The MPAA is so fucked. I mean don't get me wrong, Rambo 4 was a great film but there is no fucking way it should be ok for something that violent to be released with the same rating as a movie that says fuck 3 or 4 times.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Doodmann wrote: »
    The MPAA is so fucked. I mean don't get me wrong, Rambo 4 was a great film but there is no fucking way it should be ok for something that violent to be released with the same rating as a movie that says fuck 3 or 4 times.
    well clearly foul language has a much more negative effect on young minds than depictions of gruesome, bloody violence.

    duh

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    i just love the idea that the ratings board thinks kids 13 and up cant handle the word fuck.

    as if they dont say it/hear it dozens of times every day

    I have yet to hear anyone on the bus say the word 'fuck' OTHER THAN 13 year old fucking kids.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    i just love the idea that the ratings board thinks kids 13 and up cant handle the word fuck.

    as if they dont say it/hear it dozens of times every day

    Armageddon had one instance of fuck and iirc it was only a PG in the UK. At most a 12.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I guess this thread is about movies so I will go ahead and tell you that Devastator is confirmed for Transformers 2:
    http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=48733

    I suppose this must mean the Constructicons are all but confirmed

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    holy shit they're making The Road into a movie?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    holy shit they're making The Road into a movie?

    No this is all an elaborate prank.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh well that sucks.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shamus wrote: »
    I love this thread and all you for it. <3

    HOLY SHIT are you Viggo?


    Guys, I think Viggo Mortenson is here

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  • TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I tried. I tried so hard.

    When I first started hearing about this book, I was so excited. Post apocalyptic shtuff? My kinda game. Walking around with a kid? Eh, not so great. I hate children.

    As the final pages drew near, my heart sunk. I had admitted to myself halfway through the novel that I really wasn't enjoying myself and often fell asleep with it on my face. Alas, the story ended, and it left me more dissatisfied than my jobless worthless ex-boyfriend after 6 Guinesses on St. Patrick's day.

    Then I found out Viggo was starring in the movie adaptation. *sigh* I'll go see it just to watch my future ex husband walk more miles than he did in all three movies of the Rings trilogy combined. Curses.

    The book was more depressing than The Jungle! D:

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  • TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    I love this thread and all you for it. <3

    HOLY SHIT are you Viggo?


    Guys, I think Viggo Mortenson is here


    Holy crap, how does my hair look?

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    it confuses the hell out of me when people say The Road was too "depressing" to read

    were we reading the same book? did you finish it?

    but jesus christ, I'm not sure I could watch a movie version. too painful. I mean, I heard a little bit of my dad's book on tape version and geez, that was hard just to listen to.

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  • TrillionGramsTrillionGrams Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    gary oldman needs more movies

    Ah, but see. Gary Oldman is in every movie made since 1986. You just don't recogize him. The guy's a freakin' shape shifter I tell ya.

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