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Craigslist: The Horror Within

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dru knows how i roll

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dude what the hell does he care about what else she had besides her purse? This is just awkward...
    You rode route 589 on Wednesday 9/10, the first afternoon run from downtown to Bloomington. You're quite tall with short black hair. You were wearing a tight black sweater with gray pants and black shoes. I just wanted to let you know that you're gorgeous and wouldn't be surprised if you do modeling work...if you don't you should. Have a great day!

    P.S. If you actually see this, tell me what you were holding besides your black purse.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh god this one is creepy

    titled: 'You did not come to the pool today?'
    Your son was there but not you. I always enjoy seeing you, you always make my day. you are beautiful.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    he would fit in perfectly at the PAX forum!

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    does anyone ever even get connected through the stupid missed connectons part? i mean do people go searching through there in the hope that someone makes some vahue description that could be them?

    dear god.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    JUST A PEE FETISH NO SEX....I WANT TO DRINK YOURS - 25 (SFV)


    MAY SOUND WEIRED BUT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SMELL PANTIES WHICH ARE HALF WET WITH PEE AND LICK IT WITH MY TONGUE AND THEN DRINK YOUR PEE.

    ONLY FEMALES.....NO MALES.

    PLEASE CONTACT ME 24/7

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ahahahahahahahaha

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wanting to purchase gently used boys clothes to include: Hoodies, Jeans,Sweatshirts, Shirts, Sweaters, Shorts. Our son who is almost 12 is almost the youngest of 10 children so hand me downs are pretty beat up by the time they get to him.... he's very much into sports and skateboarding.

    Also my vagina is like a red carpet

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahaha oh god you guys, i should go apply for this creepy gentlemen's "grant"
    I am looking to offer a 'sponsorship' to one special and attractive woman. We would together find an appropriate 'grant' amount to be distributed on a monthly basis. You should harbor some of these qualities: intelligence, humor, grace, kindness and a desire for a relationship that has substance without the chains. I am a normal, good looking gentleman of means who would both enjoy your company and also helping you out in a way you can count upon.

    Please apply within

    oh wait dang, i'm not a prostitute

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am an 'attractive' 'gentlemen' looking for a 'female' 'companion' with whom I can share an 'intimate' and 'meaningful' 'relationship'

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm kind of dismayed at the amount of caps people use on craigslist. It's really kind of weird -- like, even before I was on the forums I think I understood a little about the fact that all caps is really kind of weird. It's not like internet etiquette, it's more not freaking weird...

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mysst on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's awesome

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    someday I'll be the lucky lady to be mentioned in a missed connection

    but for now I will live vicariously through them

    sweeping you car out yesterday! with your son! - m4w - 48
    you looked very nice and sexy! it was you sons first day of preschool!

    did I catch your eye???

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    "105ave 107th st just behind modern beauty supplies, I get there about 7am, I will be in my little blue aveo just come to my window.. show me what you want and I will deliver I am not a hooker, I am not looking for a relationship just quick sex before the day begins.... I like my men to be dominant, if you need to do something to "get" my attention just call out the name carla then I will know you read this... :-) "


    WHOA

    This is blocks from my house. Is the whole site full of crazy shit like that?

    damn i could've gotten in on this before school

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Carla and I get to have rough sex? ROAD TRIP!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This is for Seattle shibby

    you want to go to seattle

    washington

    america

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trentsteel you should yell Carla to every woman you see now

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Someone needs to go there with a camera, there is no way that can be legit

    MagicPrime on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    trent and i are going to race over there every day

    CARLA

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    There are some ugly horny people out there.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Some of the people in the world will think you are obsessed with Scrubs.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hey trent we should go to

    http://www.wiggerdraperies.com/

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  • Descendant XDescendant X Skyrim is my god now. Outpost 31Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    apparently "country" is how they say "beat with the ugly stick" in her neck of the woods:
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/w4m/827718871.html

    that second picture makes her look like the lead singer of KORN for some reason

    It's because she looks like the lead singer of Korn
    HI MY NAME IS MARCI, I GREW UP IN WASHINGTON ON A FARM

    THEY MILKED ME EVERY DAY

    This is the first time I've fallen off of my chair laughing at something on the internet.

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    Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    This is for Seattle shibby

    you want to go to seattle

    washington

    america
    I have an ex that lives there, so yes.

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