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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    Only once?

    That was the last time Feral saw his penis. She took it away from him.

    Drez on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Everyone's always 'waaah i don't have enough sex' until I offer to pound them in the ass.

    Casual Eddy on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Everyone's always 'waaah i don't have enough sex' until I offer to pound them in the ass.

    INORITE

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    I'm very shy. Also, if I am to understand, women hate penii. Southpark told me so.

    RonTheDM on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    My problem is ... I am holed up in my room playing video games. Sweet, sweet video games ... when the urge for boobs reaches saturation, I will go out and venture the world, seeking their wisdom.

    I'm not quite feeling the relationship thing, perhaps because I am alright with being single ... its a peculiar thing to be, since I have been in relationships since high school pretty much all the time. Now ... I just don't really care. I'm sure I will meet a nice girl someday, and hopefully ... hopefully she won't be crazy.

    In the meantime, candy!

    That's why you start with socially outside of school. Then it doesn't have to seem like being forced intoa relationship and more of a hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex.

    Yeah yeah I made more female friends at college than I did male friends. I hang out with them pretty often. It is merely the past week or so since my buddies went down to OSU where I have done nothing but sit, haha, but I am still in summer mode. I might go hang out tomorrow night if I ditch on studying for my test. All summer I just hung out with my buds, and they are guys. I haven't so much as smelled a woman since ... uhm ... mid to late August. Such is life.

    Studying pfft that's no fun.


    Maybe come east coast PAX in 2010 Drez.

    DeShadowC on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.
    Oh, right

    If, like Ronaldo, you lack an enormous, irresistible dong, this perhaps will not work

    Elendil on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    Only once?

    That was the last time Feral saw his penis. She took it away from him.

    And I've been chasing Amy ever since.
    Also, if I am to understand, women hate penii.

    You know the wrong women.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Casual Eddy on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    I'm very shy. Also, if I am to understand, women hate penii. Southpark told me so.

    Wait wait wait. You think we give bad advice so you go to SOUTHPARK for some?

    I want you to sit in the corner and think about your actions.

    DeShadowC on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    hmmmm nevermind I think I'll just build something, none of those stores (kmart target walmart) within walking distance and also a sort of complicated bus trip

    plenty of scrap here because of the remodeling, though

    kekekeke

    Oboro on
    words
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    What if they were small

    like a $0.30 stack of dimes

    what I'm saying is, do we have a future together?

    skippydumptruck on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Classy.

    japan on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hurm, what area of speech would telling someone that they are "too big for their britches" fall under?

    Maybe a proverbial phrase?

    Inquisitor on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh shit the patch is finally finished. The Witcher, here I come!

    skippydumptruck on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Everyone's always 'waaah i don't have enough sex' until I offer to pound them in the ass.

    Hey man you're the one who was all "waah California is so far away"

    Inquisitor on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hurm, what area of speech would telling someone that they are "too big for their britches" fall under?
    Colloquialism?

    Elendil on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    Man, I completely misread the clock. Oh well, at least I'm dressed now; in clothes.

    Elki on
    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hurm, what area of speech would telling someone that they are "too big for their britches" fall under?

    Maybe a proverbial phrase?
    Metaphor?

    Cliché?

    Thanatos on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Classy.

    I am what I am

    Casual Eddy on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Classy.

    I don't see the problem here.

    I mean, if I offered you a plate of cookies, delicious warm and moist chocolate chip cookies, would you turn me down?

    I might even be offended if you turned me down. "What, aren't my cookies good enough for you?"

    That's what I'm saying, japan. Look! Look at my cookies! Aren't my cookies good enough for you?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Man, I completely misread the clock. Oh well, at least I'm dressed now; in clothes.
    ... damn.

    :(

    Thanatos on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    AngelHedgie on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hurm, what area of speech would telling someone that they are "too big for their britches" fall under?
    Colloquialism?

    I think your right. I don't think that's actually a term folklorists use. That's the weird part of this class. They seem to have re-appropriated a lot of words into very specific meanings different from the general publics usage.

    I think from their list of terms proverbial phrase is closest. Silly assignment.

    Inquisitor on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Man, I completely misread the clock. Oh well, at least I'm dressed now; in clothes.
    ... damn.

    :(

    You're saying the damn to the fact he's wearing clothes now aren't you?

    DeShadowC on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Classy.

    I don't see the problem here.

    I mean, if I offered you a plate of cookies, delicious warm and moist chocolate chip cookies, would you turn me down?

    I might even be offended if you turned me down. "What, aren't my cookies good enough for you?"

    That's what I'm saying, japan. Look! Look at my cookies! Aren't my cookies good enough for you?
    Look, I just prefer when they're not frosted

    Elendil on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    I'm very shy. Also, if I am to understand, women hate penii. Southpark told me so.

    Wait wait wait. You think we give bad advice so you go to SOUTHPARK for some?

    I want you to sit in the corner and think about your actions.

    Pshaw. Do I need to be any more facetious?

    You aren't the boss of me. I sit in NO corner.

    @ Elendil; "The rumors of my penis have been greatly exaggerated"

    RonTheDM on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008

    I know! Those poor 40-year-old investment bankers, having to give up their hot 25-year-old girlfriends.
    They need a hooker bailout.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Classy.

    I don't see the problem here.

    I mean, if I offered you a plate of cookies, delicious warm and moist chocolate chip cookies, would you turn me down?

    I might even be offended if you turned me down. "What, aren't my cookies good enough for you?"

    That's what I'm saying, japan. Look! Look at my cookies! Aren't my cookies good enough for you?

    I think basically the problem is that when I picture "someone displaying their genitals" in an unexpected fashion, the type of person I picture doing it is not someone I would go for.

    In the circumstance that it was someone I might be interested in, by way of introduction, then sure,why not.

    For the record, I don't particularly have a sweet tooth, so it's entirely possible I would turn down a cookie.

    japan on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My problem is ... I am holed up in my room playing video games. Sweet, sweet video games ... when the urge for boobs reaches saturation, I will go out and venture the world, seeking their wisdom.

    I'm not quite feeling the relationship thing, perhaps because I am alright with being single ... its a peculiar thing to be, since I have been in relationships since high school pretty much all the time. Now ... I just don't really care. I'm sure I will meet a nice girl someday, and hopefully ... hopefully she won't be crazy.

    In the meantime, candy!

    I think this is a fairly healthy attitude to have. I don't want to encourage you compartmentalizing the physical from the emotional aspect of relationships, but you're probably exaggerating anyway, so it's cool. I know sometimes you just want to look at a little eye candy for a while, I can dig it.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    I'm very shy. Also, if I am to understand, women hate penii. Southpark told me so.

    Wait wait wait. You think we give bad advice so you go to SOUTHPARK for some?

    I want you to sit in the corner and think about your actions.

    Pshaw. Do I need to be any more facetious?

    You aren't the boss of me. I sit in NO corner.

    @ Elendil; "The rumors of my penis have been greatly exaggerated"

    Like I'm being serious. Now take that new found self confidence off the internet and into the world of real life females. Remember if she seems like she's not interested pull out your penis.

    DeShadowC on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My problem is ... I am holed up in my room playing video games. Sweet, sweet video games ... when the urge for boobs reaches saturation, I will go out and venture the world, seeking their wisdom.

    I'm not quite feeling the relationship thing, perhaps because I am alright with being single ... its a peculiar thing to be, since I have been in relationships since high school pretty much all the time. Now ... I just don't really care. I'm sure I will meet a nice girl someday, and hopefully ... hopefully she won't be crazy.

    In the meantime, candy!

    I think this is a fairly healthy attitude to have. I don't want to encourage you compartmentalizing the physical from the emotional aspect of relationships, but you're probably exaggerating anyway, so it's cool. I know sometimes you just want to look at a little eye candy for a while, I can dig it.

    I'm you're offering eye candy where do I sign up.

    DeShadowC on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Actually if someone displayed their genitals to me i would probably go for it

    like really

    Classy.

    I don't see the problem here.

    I mean, if I offered you a plate of cookies, delicious warm and moist chocolate chip cookies, would you turn me down?

    I might even be offended if you turned me down. "What, aren't my cookies good enough for you?"

    That's what I'm saying, japan. Look! Look at my cookies! Aren't my cookies good enough for you?

    People like that are silly. I just don't feel like eating a cookie right now, okay!?

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Remember if she seems like she's not interested pull out your penis.

    If she doesn't go for it, she's clearly a lesbian.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That really did work for me once BTW.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    That really did work for me once BTW.

    So you keep saying but until you tell the story behind it I'm going to assume it was either uninteresting of a fabrication.

    DeShadowC on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oooh is it story time?

    Inquisitor on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    That really did work for me once BTW.

    So you keep saying but until you tell the story behind it I'm going to assume it was either uninteresting of a fabrication.
    Feral's better when he's a viewed as a far-off vista of kinky sexuality

    Also, I propose that Feral's title be changed to "Ask me about creamed corn"

    Elendil on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    *Inquisitor That's a good thing. Now to convince her to hang out socially outside of school sometime and then bridge that into a working relationship.
    You can speed this progress along by showing her your genitals

    This is ... this is very bad advice.

    It worked for me once.

    I'm very shy. Also, if I am to understand, women hate penii. Southpark told me so.

    Wait wait wait. You think we give bad advice so you go to SOUTHPARK for some?

    I want you to sit in the corner and think about your actions.

    Pshaw. Do I need to be any more facetious?

    You aren't the boss of me. I sit in NO corner.

    @ Elendil; "The rumors of my penis have been greatly exaggerated"

    Like I'm being serious. Now take that new found self confidence off the internet and into the world of real life females. Remember if she seems like she's not interested pull out your penis.

    Me? Confidence? Bahahaha.

    Have we met?

    I'm at a point in my life, where for the first time since I was twelve years old, I don't want to penetrate things every hour of my life. I think of myself as a romantic. I take my relationships seriously and I am not affectionate outside of them. I probably sound preachy or prude or full of shit, but I really don't want to just go out and hit on girls just because. I don't want to stare at every woman that walks by just because their pants fit nice or because I think they have a pretty face. I'm cool. For now. I'm a guy and I have urges, but ... yeh, I will be okay. Skeezy bars and nights spent on pull-out couches are not my thing.

    RonTheDM on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    That really did work for me once BTW.

    So you keep saying but until you tell the story behind it I'm going to assume it was either uninteresting of a fabrication.

    It wasn't that interesting. TV -> naked man -> naked woman -> sex.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Best chat name ever

    deadonthestreet on
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