There was a period of time where I could not get to sleep unless one of these was on the TV. No one else in my apartment likes watching these and I have no idea why.
This is a god damn lie and I am going to go downstairs and beat the shit out of you right now for saying this shit. I was watching these movies long before you came along. Motherfucking Ice and another movie called... Fire I think? About solar flares making the earth too hot. Snakehead terror and goddamn Frankenfish. And dont even get me started on the newbies like Rock Monster.
Yeah but after watching Reign of Fire right before it
it's like pulling out after anal to find shit on your dick, and finding out it was an actually a dude, and then finding it out it was actually a spoiled reuben sandwich, and then finding out it was made with 12 grain bread with the nasty ass pieces of sunflower seed in em.
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I think that was the original intent of the poetry scribe.
If you're serious that is pretty awesome.
Dead & Deader and Death Machine were great too but I don't know if they were Scifi originals.
Because that sounds very entertaining.
ok what does that even mean seriously
This is a god damn lie and I am going to go downstairs and beat the shit out of you right now for saying this shit. I was watching these movies long before you came along. Motherfucking Ice and another movie called... Fire I think? About solar flares making the earth too hot. Snakehead terror and goddamn Frankenfish. And dont even get me started on the newbies like Rock Monster.
They burned her at the stake as part of a ceremony.
It was in analog I think. I forget how I even had a subscription to that.
"oh ho, our land is all mysterious and sandy, look at us!"
like i give a care
But jesus was born there!
Fuck Jesus and his sand dwelling friends.
as someone who just watched persepolis that does not even make sense sorry
Oh god
I watched that, and just couldn't stop laughing.
The French Resistance make 'Allo 'Allo cast members look like something from a documentary, for a start
And the British paratroopers are just so stereotypical they seem like they came from a 1940's propaganda film by the BBC
And the Doomtrooper...oh god, the Doomtrooper...
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Then the robot became a dick and started shooting knives at the kids.
Then at the climactic end battle, the kid shoots the robot with a laser tag gun and the robot explodes.
Yes, it fucking explodes
Coran Attack!
I kind of liked it, but mainly because of Zooey.
Evolver, I think
tin man was awesome
I loved it so very much.
also, the two dune miniserieses sci fi channel did were pretty good as well
it really was above and beyond anything else they had done on that channel before
I mean shit, Space Dragons
Space
Dragons
I like the new av, CD
if only I could figure out how to put a gif right next to my sig
Well done.
Man that movie was great. The Evolver even tried to electrocute the little sister.
Coran Attack!
It...it's certainly something.
it's like pulling out after anal to find shit on your dick, and finding out it was an actually a dude, and then finding it out it was actually a spoiled reuben sandwich, and then finding out it was made with 12 grain bread with the nasty ass pieces of sunflower seed in em.
How many others have there been? I can't think of many
AND DRAGON WARS DOESN'T COUNT
It was like one damn giant cobra and a bunch of pterodans flying around. There wasn't any actual dragon warring going on until the last 15 minutes
could i be saying this simply because it has christian bale?
yes
with a little matthew mcconaughey thrown on the side
But it did have an American showing the brits how to be awesome and take care of business.
Dragon Wars
Dungeons and Dragons
Dragonheart
well, Beowulf had a dragon in it too
so maybe Reign of Fire's only the second best film with dragons in it
dragonheart was '96
It was pretty clearly going to be terrible. The trailer was the quality of a typical Sci-fi TV movie.
If you went into the film expecting good cinema, you have no one to blame but yourself.
that is my favorite thing Matthew McConaughey has ever done
all bald and chompin on a cigar, covered in tattoos
Dragonheart was really awesome but was made in 1996, falling outside of your 10-year frame
but now I'm just nitpicking
that's how sure I am
It was so funny, with Draco talking without his tongue, and Bowen bouncing up and down everytime Draco tried to speak.
"I can go without sleep for three days, dragon!"
"I can go thwee weekth!"
It's been a while since I saw Dragonslayer but I remember it being pretty awesome at the time