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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I actually have a kind of sympathy for Lucifer.

    I mean, here you are; this awesome Angel who exists only to serve God, it is essentially the sole reason for your being. And then God does something crazy and makes Mankind.

    God says to the Angels "Hey yall! Look at this shit I made! My most amazing creation! Free will and dirty and evil! I will now tell you this: You will serve them as you serve me. Watch over them, guide them, help them!"

    Lucifer is all like "Yo God; I only serve you man, what gives"
    God says to Lucifer, "Hey you bastard, serve them and do what I say!"
    So then Lucifer is all like "Fuck this commie bullshit, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!"

    And the rest is history.

    Kinda brings a tear to your eye.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lucifer is the most misunderstood dude ever


    man

    up top, devilman it's coo

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    also is it true that Satan will use the Large Hadron Collider to enter the physical realm

    yes

    Really
    Shit let's fire that thing up then

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's broken

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Good ol Satan, frozen in a lake on the lowest level of Hell.

    Flapping his wings as hard as he can trying to get out.

    But it just freezes him in even more.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    satan.jpg

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The best Satan
    elizabeth_hurley.jpg

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bedazzled was a great movie.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    satan.jpg
    hahaha oh my god

    graves you are a quality dude

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That was the day I took China.

    They were easily swayed.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Bedazzled was a great movie.

    The old version is better I'd say, lots more clever twists than "small penis". That said the devil is a dude and not a hot lady, so take that as you will.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey Graves.

    Audrey Hepburn called.

    She wants her eyelashes back.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm pretty bummed Elizabeth Hurley quit acting

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    when did she quit?

    I thought she just hadn't been in anything in a while

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think she was a model first and acting was just a hobby.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That is you Graves? Like the costume.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey Graves.

    Audrey Hepburn called.

    She wants her eyelashes back.

    San Francisco called.

    They want their gay back.

    EDIT: yea, muse.

    DOUBLEEDIT: I read that wrong. Thanks!

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey Graves.

    Audrey Hepburn called.

    She wants her eyelashes back.

    San Francisco called.

    They want their gay back.

    EDIT: yea, muse.

    DOUBLEEDIT: I read that wrong. Thanks!

    Your mom called.

    She said she doesn't have a son.

    And she likes the way my balls look in the moonlight.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey Graves.

    Audrey Hepburn called.

    She wants her eyelashes back.

    San Francisco called.

    They want their gay back.

    EDIT: yea, muse.

    DOUBLEEDIT: I read that wrong. Thanks!

    Your mom called.

    She said she doesn't have a son.

    And she likes the way my balls look in the moonlight.

    Your dad called.

    He'll be here in 5.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey Graves.

    Audrey Hepburn called.

    She wants her eyelashes back.

    San Francisco called.

    They want their gay back.

    EDIT: yea, muse.

    DOUBLEEDIT: I read that wrong. Thanks!

    Your mom called.

    She said she doesn't have a son.

    And she likes the way my balls look in the moonlight.

    Your dad called.

    He'll be here in 5.

    I called.

    My feet are kind of sweaty.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey Graves.

    Audrey Hepburn called.

    She wants her eyelashes back.

    San Francisco called.

    They want their gay back.

    EDIT: yea, muse.

    DOUBLEEDIT: I read that wrong. Thanks!

    Your mom called.

    She said she doesn't have a son.

    And she likes the way my balls look in the moonlight.

    Your dad called.

    He'll be here in 5.

    I called.

    My feet are kind of sweaty.

    You called.

    I'm sorry I couldn't reach the phone, what is it that you wanted?

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sandman's Lucifer was such a good character.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I think she was a model first and acting was just a hobby.

    She was incredibly fucking hot first

    everything else didn't matter at all

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Satan is a rockin' dude. I, for one, can't wait to have a conversation with him once I'm banished to the burning pits of Hell for all eternity.

    he's going to be too busy destroying your anal cavities with his barbed, acid-spewing, goat cock.

    ain't gone be none of this "reigning in Hell" bullshit. it's straight up ass rape 24/7

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Eventually, I'll get around to reading my copy of the Satanic Bible.

    Nads on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://reaper.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Devil.jpg
    the best devil

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey Anjin, I picked up the Punisher max TPB "Long Cold Dark", the other day. I have to say, that was quite the introduction, and subsequent farewell, to Barracuda. I rather liked him.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    So what's all this shit talkin' about mac and cheese?

    The Geek on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had some mac and cheese last night, it was good.

    Mysst on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man, now I want to listen to some Tenacious D



    one, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX

    Xaquin on
    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I DO NOT NEEEEEEED


    A MICROPHONEEEEE

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Satan is borrowed from outside the original Judeo-Christian mythology and, strictly speaking, doesn't exist.

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Eventually, I'll get around to reading my copy of the Satanic Bible.

    LaVey Satan is the lamest Satan.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    White Christian God is all about Outkast, I know it

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
    SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
    NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
    THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
    AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
    YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

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    beat by wiggin, how are your feelings

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is this thread still about cheese and macaroni

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yes

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like the kind shaped like dinosaurs

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dinosaur is a good shape

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