I mean, here you are; this awesome Angel who exists only to serve God, it is essentially the sole reason for your being. And then God does something crazy and makes Mankind.
God says to the Angels "Hey yall! Look at this shit I made! My most amazing creation! Free will and dirty and evil! I will now tell you this: You will serve them as you serve me. Watch over them, guide them, help them!"
Lucifer is all like "Yo God; I only serve you man, what gives"
God says to Lucifer, "Hey you bastard, serve them and do what I say!"
So then Lucifer is all like "Fuck this commie bullshit, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!"
The old version is better I'd say, lots more clever twists than "small penis". That said the devil is a dude and not a hot lady, so take that as you will.
Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
Hey Anjin, I picked up the Punisher max TPB "Long Cold Dark", the other day. I have to say, that was quite the introduction, and subsequent farewell, to Barracuda. I rather liked him.
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited September 2008
So what's all this shit talkin' about mac and cheese?
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
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I mean, here you are; this awesome Angel who exists only to serve God, it is essentially the sole reason for your being. And then God does something crazy and makes Mankind.
God says to the Angels "Hey yall! Look at this shit I made! My most amazing creation! Free will and dirty and evil! I will now tell you this: You will serve them as you serve me. Watch over them, guide them, help them!"
Lucifer is all like "Yo God; I only serve you man, what gives"
God says to Lucifer, "Hey you bastard, serve them and do what I say!"
So then Lucifer is all like "Fuck this commie bullshit, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!"
And the rest is history.
Kinda brings a tear to your eye.
man
up top, devilman it's coo
Really
Shit let's fire that thing up then
Flapping his wings as hard as he can trying to get out.
But it just freezes him in even more.
graves you are a quality dude
They were easily swayed.
The old version is better I'd say, lots more clever twists than "small penis". That said the devil is a dude and not a hot lady, so take that as you will.
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
Audrey Hepburn called.
She wants her eyelashes back.
I thought she just hadn't been in anything in a while
San Francisco called.
They want their gay back.
EDIT: yea, muse.
DOUBLEEDIT: I read that wrong. Thanks!
Your mom called.
She said she doesn't have a son.
And she likes the way my balls look in the moonlight.
Your dad called.
He'll be here in 5.
I called.
My feet are kind of sweaty.
You called.
I'm sorry I couldn't reach the phone, what is it that you wanted?
She was incredibly fucking hot first
everything else didn't matter at all
he's going to be too busy destroying your anal cavities with his barbed, acid-spewing, goat cock.
ain't gone be none of this "reigning in Hell" bullshit. it's straight up ass rape 24/7
the best devil
one, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX
A MICROPHONEEEEE
LaVey Satan is the lamest Satan.