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Megan Fox's thumb

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    A WOMAN MUST BE PERFECT

    ANY FLAWS MAKE HER A HIDEOUS MONSTER

    I MUST COME TO EVERY WOMAN'S DEFENSE

    AS THEY ARE DEFENSELESS, YOU SEE

    AND I MUST MAKE ATTENTION GRABBING STATEMENTS THAT ARE IRRELEVANT TO THE DISCUSSION OTHERWISE PEOPLE WON'T LIKE ME

    CAPS

    Meissnerd on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    A WOMAN MUST BE PERFECT

    ANY FLAWS MAKE HER A HIDEOUS MONSTER

    I MUST COME TO EVERY WOMAN'S DEFENSE

    AS THEY ARE DEFENSELESS, YOU SEE

    AND I MUST MAKE ATTENTION GRABBING STATEMENTS THAT ARE IRRELEVANT TO THE DISCUSSION OTHERWISE PEOPLE WON'T LIKE ME

    CAPS

    LOOOOUUUUD NOOOISES

    potatoe on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    A WOMAN MUST BE PERFECT

    ANY FLAWS MAKE HER A HIDEOUS MONSTER

    I MUST COME TO EVERY WOMAN'S DEFENSE

    AS THEY ARE DEFENSELESS, YOU SEE

    AND I MUST MAKE ATTENTION GRABBING STATEMENTS THAT ARE IRRELEVANT TO THE DISCUSSION OTHERWISE PEOPLE WON'T LIKE ME

    CAPS

    LOOOOUUUUD NOOOISES

    BELLIGEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE

    The Black Hunter on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The female is imperfect? She must be purged from the race, then.

    Moriveth on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The female is imperfect? She must be purged from the race, then.

    Cleanse the pool

    The Black Hunter on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Are there gay white knights who are all about the man?

    PotU on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    Are there gay white knights who are all about the man?

    beige knights

    potatoe on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    Grey Ghost on
  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Tell it like it is
    Till there’s no misunderstanding
    When you strip it right back
    Man feed machine
    Machine feed man

    Urian on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys

    This weird jewel thing in the palm of my hand just turned red.

    Anyone know what that's supposed to mean?

    Should I go to the doctor or something?

    Pkmoutl on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The female is imperfect? She must be purged from the race, then.

    Spartan style

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    yo... so my feeling is this: she's wicked hot, but her troll thumb freaks me out. I knew a girl that had thumbs like that and I couldn't help but stare. It made things weird between us.

    also, that person(guy?) in the gas mask. my mind is blown. especially when I think about who the fuck was filming that.

    i can't imagine having to log in with a name like that

    you see, theres this little check mark right next to the log in box that says "remember me."

    Also, its 2008. Dan Quayle jokes aren't funny anymore.

    nefffffffffff on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Guys

    This weird jewel thing in the palm of my hand just turned red.

    Anyone know what that's supposed to mean?

    Should I go to the doctor or something?

    You learned Fira

    Meissnerd on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    yo... so my feeling is this: she's wicked hot, but her troll thumb freaks me out. I knew a girl that had thumbs like that and I couldn't help but stare. It made things weird between us.

    also, that person(guy?) in the gas mask. my mind is blown. especially when I think about who the fuck was filming that.

    i can't imagine having to log in with a name like that

    you see, theres this little check mark right next to the log in box that says "remember me."

    Also, its 2008. Dan Quayle jokes aren't funny anymore.
    let's be honest

    they were never funny

    Houk on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Guys

    This weird jewel thing in the palm of my hand just turned red.

    Anyone know what that's supposed to mean?

    Should I go to the doctor or something?

    It means you might get to tap this

    agutter.jpg

    damn

    #pipe on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is this where i comment that i would never touch her and in fact want to throw up on my own dick because of her slightly funny looking nose?

    Houk on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    yo... so my feeling is this: she's wicked hot, but her troll thumb freaks me out. I knew a girl that had thumbs like that and I couldn't help but stare. It made things weird between us.

    also, that person(guy?) in the gas mask. my mind is blown. especially when I think about who the fuck was filming that.

    i can't imagine having to log in with a name like that

    you see, theres this little check mark right next to the log in box that says "remember me."

    Also, its 2008. Dan Quayle jokes aren't funny anymore.

    who the fuck pissed in your cheerios?

    potatoe on
  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    She is hot but once houk pointed out her nose I can't stop looking at it.

    Urian on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah you ruined it houk

    just like everything else

    The Black Hunter on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    there is nothing wrong with that nose.

    that is a woman's nose.

    what is wrong with you!?

    Newtron on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah you ruined it houk

    just like everything else
    welp, my work is done here

    t newtron - there is nothing wrong with that nose. if you are a gay

    seriously though, there's nothing wrong with her nose, it is just the kind of nose i dont like for some unexplainable reason

    Houk on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Her left eye is farther away from her nose than her right one.


    yup

    No Great Name on
    PSN: NoGreatName Steam:SirToons Twitch: SirToons
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Guys

    This weird jewel thing in the palm of my hand just turned red.

    Anyone know what that's supposed to mean?

    Should I go to the doctor or something?

    It means you might get to tap this

    agutter.jpg

    damn

    Now that's a fate I can deal with.

    Pkmoutl on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe with you as mod, I await the day you snap and go on a banning rampage

    you're too nice

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Her right thumb looks just fine in this shot.

    Big image:
    megan-fox-spike-02.jpg

    JC of DI on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What the fuck is that she is holding.

    Is she killing vampires?

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, I'd still let her stick it in my pooper, if that's what it took.

    But I'd prefer the dainty fingers of Kirsten Dunst, if I could make the choice.

    Fishman on
    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What the fuck is that she is holding.

    Is she killing vampires?

    I think that's a People's Choice award.

    She's just holding it upside down.

    Heading for the ladies' room for a quick jam.

    Pkmoutl on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    Yeah, I'd still let her stick it in my pooper, if that's what it took.

    But I'd prefer the dainty fingers of Kirsten Dunst, if I could make the choice.
    cue Dunstlongneck.jpg

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You people will nitpick anything, won't you?

    Hacksaw on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    You people will nitpick anything, won't you?

    I believe it's spelled nit-pick.

    Pkmoutl on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    And now begins the monumental attempt at indexing my porn.

    Moriveth on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    Yeah, I'd still let her stick it in my pooper, if that's what it took.

    But I'd prefer the dainty fingers of Kirsten Dunst, if I could make the choice.

    >.>

    <.<

    longdunst.jpg
    Edit: f u QMM

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Megan Fox fell in love with a stripper when she came to LA

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    You people will nitpick anything, won't you?

    I believe it's spelled nit-pick.
    Well played.
    Motherfucker <3

    Hacksaw on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The list:

    Maggie Gyllenhaal
    Anne Hathaway
    Kirsten Dunst

    Fishman on
    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    fix that spoiler volu

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    And now begins the monumental attempt at indexing my porn.

    Sorting I can see, but indexing?

    That's just way too much effort being put into whacking off.

    Pkmoutl on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    And now begins the monumental attempt at indexing my porn.

    Sorting I can see, but indexing?

    That's just way too much effort being put into whacking off.

    Obviously you don't understand the amount of porn I have.

    (hint: a looot)

    Moriveth on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    that's it volu

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