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CRISIS at Infinite Riverdales!

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
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Discuss the possibility of the above picture being cannon.

Discuss Jughead's relative power level to other super heroes:

"Special abilities

Jughead possesses a better sense of smell than most normal humans, and can run faster than anyone else in his town. He also enjoys skateboarding. He is an excellent cook, artist, basketball player, martial artist, swimmer, dancer, thinker, and gymnast.

Most of the time he is depicted as lazy. In one issue, Mr. Weatherbee tries to cut down on Jughead's food consumption, only to realize that Jughead's brain stops functioning without massive amounts of food. Professor Flutesnoot implies that although Jughead eats an enormous amount, the calories are all burned by his brain activity and that's how he remains thin.

In several issues, Jughead has demonstrated that his IQ is well above average. In one story, he was given an award for being the best student in the school. In a different story in Little Archie, it was revealed that Jughead was the second-best student in the school, Dilton Doiley being the first. His intelligence is displayed by his sharp wit, the occasional deep insight, and the odd chance he gets to upstage or outsmart Reggie Mantle. He also appears to have unparalleled good luck."


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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is a terrible OP

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    like you could do better, bale

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I hate this OP

    Mine was gonna be NSFW and charming
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is the best OP ever.

    I love you Trent

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Forsythe "Jughead" Pendleton Jones III

    THAT is Jughead's full name. I bet you didn't know that.

    Wow these wikipedia entries on the Archie Universe are far bigger than I thought. Who the fuck made all that?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This OP is quality.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2008
    Haha, this OP is aces!

    Thanks, trent.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Forsythe "Jughead" Pendleton Jones III

    THAT is Jughead's full name. I bet you didn't know that.

    Wow these wikipedia entries on the Archie Universe are far bigger than I thought. Who the fuck made all that?

    Very sad women

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    this is a terrible OP

    you wouldn't say that if it was drawn by ed mcguiness

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sweeeeet. I was worried but the idea just flashed into my brain like 1 minute ago.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    this is a terrible OP

    you wouldn't say that if it was drawn by ed mcguiness

    I've never read anything drawn by Mcguiness, but i do like his cartoonyness

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Did you guys know Sabrina, the Teenaged Witch is cannonically linked to the Riverdale Universe?

    Also Josie and the Pussycats.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have, somewhere, both versions of that Punisher/Archie crossover. It's pretty terrible, but in a fun way.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    "Because fans sometimes include adult and erotic content, Archie Comics prohibits fan fiction stories (even family-friendly ones) based on Archie Comics characters. The reason for this is that Archie Comics does not want to tarnish the clean and good-natured image of the characters or allow them to stray too far from what has been depicted in the comic. Fanfiction.Net received a cease and desist order from Archie Comics to remove any fanfics based on Archies characters from its site."

    ahahahah

    Seriously though I wonder if Archie would ever be man enough to finally figure out how to get Veronica and Betty into a three way.

    I bet I could do it.

    Or even one black dude. Shit I should see if there were any black characters.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Or even one black dude. Shit I should see if there were any black characters.

    There's Chuck.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Did you guys know Sabrina, the Teenaged Witch is cannonically linked to the Riverdale Universe?

    Also Josie and the Pussycats.

    And, technically, The Simpsons.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    "Because fans sometimes include adult and erotic content, Archie Comics prohibits fan fiction stories (even family-friendly ones) based on Archie Comics characters. The reason for this is that Archie Comics does not want to tarnish the clean and good-natured image of the characters or allow them to stray too far from what has been depicted in the comic. Fanfiction.Net received a cease and desist order from Archie Comics to remove any fanfics based on Archies characters from its site."

    ahahahah

    Seriously though I wonder if Archie would ever be man enough to finally figure out how to get Veronica and Betty into a three way.

    I bet I could do it.

    Or even one black dude. Shit I should see if there were any black characters.

    Chuck and Nancy

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    this is a terrible OP

    you wouldn't say that if it was drawn by ed mcguiness

    this thread is just trent's all star batman and robin

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I didn't know a picture could be a cannon

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    there is no point in trying to work out what universes are canon in Archie comics

    they did a Sonic the Hedgehog/Sailor Moon crossover once, for christ's sake

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    they did a Sonic the Hedgehog/Sailor Moon crossover once, for christ's sake

    What?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    "Because fans sometimes include adult and erotic content, Archie Comics prohibits fan fiction stories (even family-friendly ones) based on Archie Comics characters. The reason for this is that Archie Comics does not want to tarnish the clean and good-natured image of the characters or allow them to stray too far from what has been depicted in the comic. Fanfiction.Net received a cease and desist order from Archie Comics to remove any fanfics based on Archies characters from its site."

    ahahahah

    Seriously though I wonder if Archie would ever be man enough to finally figure out how to get Veronica and Betty into a three way.

    I bet I could do it.

    Or even one black dude. Shit I should see if there were any black characters.

    That's just a ruse.

    They were hoping Fanfiction.net would challenge them to a legal battle, so people would remmeber that Archie Comics still exists.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    also "family friendly"?

    fuck that

    You cannot look at Cheryl Blossom and think "family friendly"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    See them? They premiered in Archie comics. They are also possibly canonically linked. Apparently that Flag guy existed BEFORE Captain America.


    (Fly Girl is bringing back memories of my early attempts to masturbate that had long been forgotten.)

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    More like Captain Fag

    Ho

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Does DC even have any martial arts-based superheroes?

    They have this small-time character called Batman

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    he is the greatest hero

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    there is no point in trying to work out what universes are canon in Archie comics

    they did a Sonic the Hedgehog/Sailor Moon crossover once, for christ's sake

    Yeah right there's no point.


    Look at this piece of compelling evidence:

    "A reference to Marvel's next intercompany crossover is made at the end of this issue, when Microchip claims that their next stop is Gotham City. Shortly after this comic book was published, Marvel Comics and DC Comics collaborated to release two crossover one-shots (one released by each company): Batman/Punisher: Lake of Fire (by Denny O'Neil and Barry Kitson & James Pascoe, and featuring the shortlived Jean-Paul Valley incarnation of Batman) and Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights (by Chuck Dixon - the then-current writer of both Detective Comics and The Punisher War Zone - and John Romita, Jr & Klaus Janson)."

    That means he went to Riverdale BEFORE "Lake of Fire" and therefor it happened.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Does DC even have any martial arts-based superheroes?

    They have this small-time character called Batman

    well yeah, he knows martial arts

    but he's more of a gadget-based hero in my mind

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I read SO MANY of these.

    I would make my mom buy like 3 while in line at the grocery store.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Does DC even have any martial arts-based superheroes?

    They have this small-time character called Batman

    A hero based off of a bat?

    That's retarded.

    He should be dressed up like an automatic rifle, that's much more intimidating.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Does DC even have any martial arts-based superheroes?

    They have this small-time character called Batman

    A hero based off of a bat?

    That's retarded.

    He should be dressed up like an automatic rifle, that's much more intimidating.

    You should see Catman.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So what even happened during countdown?

    And what is happening currently post countdown.

    I do not follow very much DC as you can tell.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I was looking at Final Crisis today. The cover, i looked at the cover and decided not to pick it up.

    I made a decent haul today. got 2 issues of the SI main story. the new Deadpool. and the two recent issues of Booster Gold. Keith, don't fuck this up.

    i was upset they didn't have the new Incredible Herc

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    So what even happened during countdown?

    And what is happening currently post countdown.

    I do not follow very much DC as you can tell.

    Countdown was awful, just ignore it

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The first time I tried to look up Anole through a GIS the only thing I got was, like, this one image

    Anole_Newxmen.jpg

    And sometimes this thing

    blogNXM_design_Anole.jpg

    But now there's maybe 5 more images that show up that aren't fanart of Emma Frost receiving oral sex from Shadowcat, but she phases through so she is also giving her a rimjob

    I don't see how that is related to Anole AT ALL, Google. Fuck you.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    what are you typing into Google to get that?

    when I type in "anole" i of course just get lizards. "anole x-men" gets a good amount of the little dude

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How do you get the Emma frost thing

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