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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ITC

    We find most people in chat would be entertained a card with cocks on one side and dicks on the other.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    Lord of the Cocks?

    Lethal Genitalia

    Die "Hard"

    Thank You for Masturbating
    Thank You for Wanking would be better, since it keeps the... meter, I guess?

    True.

    Hmmmm


    Pirates of the Bathrooms

    Dodgeballs

    Who fucked roger rabbit

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mhh, Tarte Flambee.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    I feel the weight of shame, but I do not regret my decision.

    Henry Fonda is rolling in his grave.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »

    Who fucked roger rabbit

    Bob Hoskins. That is your answer.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    In unrelated news I ripped the knee of my pants this morning. They are the silly sort that have that destroyed look but as I was putting them on I accidentally made a new and uncool hole near the knee.

    Because my cock is huge.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You people fucked up everything

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh god, where is Elki, please, end this!

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Proper names!

    Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson.

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    In unrelated news I ripped the knee of my pants this morning. They are the silly sort that have that destroyed look but as I was putting them on I accidentally made a new and uncool hole near the knee.

    Because my cock is huge.

    So what you're saying is you can actually cold-cock people with your own cock.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    The Search for Red Cocktober.
    I HAD TO! IT WAS CALLING MY NAME!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sup;

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Cock poems reported. I ended with Jokerman's because it seemed an appropriate place to stop.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    In unrelated news I ripped the knee of my pants this morning. They are the silly sort that have that destroyed look but as I was putting them on I accidentally made a new and uncool hole near the knee.

    Because my cock is huge.

    So what you're saying is you can actually cold-cock people with your own cock.

    Yeah actually that's part of what happened to my jeans. I just cocked back and let a rip.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    The Hunt for Red Cocktober.
    I HAD TO! IT WAS CALLING MY NAME!

    Excuse me... i have to clean up soda now.

    Nice one.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    So... it's really not "up" anymore.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    man, haha

    i left like 20 minutes ago and we're still making cock jokes

    i love D&D

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Talkc wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

    Just when you think it can't get any worse...

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Talkc wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

    "So why did the cock cross the road....?"

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    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    man, haha

    i left like 20 minutes ago and we're still making cock jokes

    i love D&D

    Quit dicking around and help us set up some sandbags

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    "We built this city...
    We built this city...
    We built this city... on cock and roll!

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

    "So why did the cock cross the road....?"

    Cock. Cock.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    man, haha

    i left like 20 minutes ago and we're still making cock jokes

    i love D&D

    Quit dicking around and help us set up some sandbags

    Why, Nexus? I thought you were better than this...

    ...Okay, so that's a lie, but still man, you're better than that particular one.

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

    "So why did the cock cross the road....?"

    "So a priest, a rabbi, and a cock are sitting in a boat..."

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I feel the science thread is sort of circling stupid in a stand off-ish way.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    you have all ruined what was a precious thing
    Why do you people always run these things into the ground

    Learn some restraint

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    I feel the science thread is sort of circling stupid in a stand off-ish way.

    So you came to [chat] so you could be immersed in stupid without all that intermediate nonsense?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Speaking of new threads, what the fuck?

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

    "So why did the cock cross the road....?"

    To get to the vagina on the other side.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    That's enough of your lip.

    Bama on
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Speaking of new threads, what the fuck?

    Yeahhhh...I don't get how a copy-pasted Google search doesn't answer that question.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Talkc wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    sup;

    Oh god, Mike, it's like the world is ending in a tidal wave of bad penis jokes.

    "So two cocks walk into a bar..." :P

    "So why did the cock cross the road....?"

    To get to the vagina on the other side.

    Don't encourage them.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    I feel the science thread is sort of circling stupid in a stand off-ish way.

    So you came to [chat] so you could be immersed in stupid without all that intermediate nonsense?
    Precisely. Here it is patently obvious that my cock is the biggest of them all.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    so much wang talk, must be because it's raining

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Speaking of new threads, what the fuck?

    Yeahhhh...I don't get how a copy-pasted Google search doesn't answer that question.

    don't worry, i set him straight.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    YamiNoSenshi wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    job fairz
    i kinda think i look nice in a suit
    even though i do not like wearing a suit

    As long as you aren't barrel chested, most men look great in a suit. I fucking kill in a suit, because I have a good frame for it. I have just enough muscle so that I look masculine, but slim enough so that I look trim and svelt.

    Now if I could just have there be actual muscle when I took off the suit :P

    lift and get enough protein

    Thanatos and Tube have been summoned. They shall soon be here to give you expert level fitness advice. And then they'll beat you until candy comes out. For fun.
    Man, Thanatos has pushed lean hot pockets. just how useful can his fitness advice be?

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Trying to stop bad penis jokes in [chat] is like trying to defeat inevitability itself.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Speaking of new threads, what the fuck?

    Yeahhhh...I don't get how a copy-pasted Google search doesn't answer that question.

    don't worry, i set him straight.

    You're my hero.

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