Secret Satans In The Realm Of The Deathly Half-Blood Crimson King: Endgame

Kuribo's Shoe

(mully drew this thanks mully)

THIS IS THE SECRET SATANS THREAD

these are the rules

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. If you buy someone an ipod and get a barbie doll don't come bitching to me.

2. International people are allowed. If you would prefer not to get an international satee, feel free to let me know in the signup email. But depending on how many international folks show up, you may get one anyway. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT OR WILL NOT SEND SOMETHING INTERNATIONALLY, DON'T SIGN UP. CANADA DOES NOT COUNT AS INTERNATIONAL

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. Nothing personal.

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. UNLESS SPECIFIED AS SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE, PLEASE DO NOT SEND NSFW GIFTS.

7. Have fun or I'll fucking kill you.

SIGN UPS ARE NOW OVER

Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Kuribo's Shoe
Ani_B
Meissnerd
Mully
Zot
Green
Dynagrip
Futore
Filler Inc.
B.C.
Neville
Einhander
NotACrook
Sars_Boy
Theidar
Mister Longbaugh
Kazhiim
As7
Fiz
Leli
Sarukun
The Otaku Suppository
Space_Satan
Casper
Javen
doodman
Tossrock
Dee Kae
lostwords
DrZiplock
Orikaeshigitae
robothero
jimbobthemonkey
ShimSham
tony_important
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
DrIanMalcom
Shieux
Marathon
Raneados
Artreus
Slacker71
Shorty
Arithena
WhipstitchZombie
QuestionMarkMan
gurusloth
Stale
The Geek
Perrsun
Zonugal
cheshire
Jordyn
Blaket
CorpseRT
Munkus Beaver
ThatDudeOverThere
Goatmon
Kusugattai
PotU
sporkandrew
bucketman
Snowbeat
#pipe
monsterror
Veretas
CrackedLens
Silmaril
Cosmic Sombrero
GRMike
Jyardana
12gauge
Evander
bongi
Nogs
Sara Lynn
Bushi
Hunter
Marshmallow
Redeemer
Highfire
tugga
Callius
futility
Babyeatingjesus
Bedlam
Centipede Damascus
Vann Diras
Bad-Beat
Usagi
Grath
Zombot
IpseDixit
Koshian
Rolo
ChicoBlue
BusterK
Quethal
Dely Apple
Wombat!!
The Lovely Bastard
Shankill Butcher
the cheat
Hacksaw
Rankenphile
Grandaddy Delicious
Polago
Goose!
Skinny87
Weaver
beavotron
Iskander
Robert Khoo
Szechuanosaurus
Xaquin
Caulk Bite
Tonkka
Edward Strangelove
Graves
One Thousand Dicks
Devlin_Dragonus
JohnHam
Ranx
A duck!
Butler
Okami
Cogliostro
World As Myth
Larlar
redfenix
Sheri
Rage
Butters
Junpei
Mr. Defecation
laughingfuzzball
spookymuffin
Slagmire
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Speakeasy
Balefuego
Aneurythmia
Mysst
Framling
Qorzm
Lardalish
Belruel
Mr. Henry Bemis
Zerofill
Anjin-San
Captain K

Kuribo's Shoe

thanks to bel for pointing out I needed to make another one of these

general wishlist discussion is for here

Fiz

Dear person who has me

I hope you're a guy. There's nothing wrong with being a girl, but it's the wrong choice to make

Show me your wiener

, Fizz

neville

I already posted my wishlist, I will try to link it soon.

TheySlashThem

surprise me

Kuribo's Shoe

I really enjoy throwing together titles for these threads

Garlic Bread

Wishlist is in the sig!!

Moriveth

I'm not in this but I look forward to seeing what presents people get, since they're always pretty awesome and unique.

Fallout

Keith wrote: »

Wishlist is in the sig!!

so... you want to dress up and roleplay with a young boy?

Ranx

if you want to buy me clothes

levi 501-esque jeans are good

cardigans and the like for sweaters are always great

B.C.

Man I really wouldn't know what to ask for from my Satan, because I'd feel bad asking for expensive shit.
So I guess my sig kinda rolls out.

Go crazy kido.

Moriveth

Next year I should hopefully be able to participate, though

which'll be cool since I'll be able to say okay to x-rated presents then

GRMike

I'm mostly a new guy so not a lot of people know me. Mysst is pretty much my best friend so you can ask him.

Other than that I'm a big fan of books. I also cook as a hobby. My favorite chef is Anthony Bourdain. I own quite a few of his books, but have added the ones I don't own to my wishlist linked in my sig.

Anyhow, I am just flattered to take part in such a cool event and I will be happy to get anything just as long as it isn't... well... vile.

(Oh... WoW playtime cards... those are always good...)

Meissnerd

the hell keith

Marshmallow

Dear Satan,

Please disregard any advice Metadust gives you because, in retrospect, he is terrible.

Futore

When do things have to be received by?

The Geek

Thanks again for organizing this, Shoe.

Kazhiim

you see my sig, satan

it is a point of reference

one of those "includes but is not limited to" things

shirt sizes are small/medium; normally a small, but if the shirt is like a lady's small or something, medium

Muggins

Satan I will make my wishlists tomorrow

Futore

me too. I'm a bit drunk now and shouldn't construct a wishlist in this horny/inebriated state

Moriveth

Futore wrote: »

me too. I'm a bit drunk now and shouldn't construct a wishlist in this horny/inebriated state

Wants: TO FUCK

Futore

god damn you, Mori. Why did you do that to me? I'm laughing too hard

TheySlashThem

oh, I guess shirt size and game systems I own would be good info to give

so, uh XL or XXL and Wii or DS, respectively

DrIanMalcolm

Satan I should also tell you that if you want to be creative with my gift you are more than welcome to. Wishlist is entirely optional (and more of a guide)

space_satan

Anything really, I know everyones creative in their own right, so something made or drawn or something would be cool. Or hats...I fuckin love hats. A new fedora would be nice, mine marinated in vodka for a whole night a couple of weeks ago. Other than that, you know, wishlist in sig. to second, third or fouth everyone else, the wishlist is just a guide, not required.

Mister Longbaugh

i am actually more excited to find out who my satan is than what they got me.

Mister Longbaugh

(get me something good tho plz)

#pipe

I HAVE A WISHLIST IN MY SIG

also I wrote out this big thing in the last Satan's thread and I think it's pretty good

Butler

I also have a weesh leest

Also this year my satanee is someone I've actually heard of so that's a plus

CrackedLens

heres some info for my satan

Video Games: i have a xbox 360, any xbox live points are always appreciated. any of the games im looking forward to are on my wishlist. pretty much any shooter games are cool, some light RPG-esque games (i have Fable 2) are great.

Clothes: i wear a XL shirt, XXL hoodies (i likes em big), 36/30 pants (but who buys pants for SS?) and size 11.5 shoes

General Interests: general sci fi stuff is pretty cool. not really into D&D type stuff. anything zombie related is good. i need some new books to read so if you know something good, im open. any techy type stuff is always pretty great.

NSFW stuff: im not entirely opposed to it, but ill have to explain it to my wife and hide it from my kid, so it better be worth it.

listen, im gonna love on you for at least a year no matter what you get me. these are just to give me some ideas . if you have something in mind already im sure i will love it

thanks guy or girl or whatever

Belruel

hooray!

i did some stuff for my satan yesterday and today and i am getting all antsey.

if i can get this gift together i'll prolly be sending it out relatively soon (think a week or two)

M.D.

My wish list is in my sig also made a post

CrackedLens

damn, bel is on the ball

#pipe

I'm pretty flush as far as money goes at the moment and since I don't have a full time job I'm expecting the christmas break to be pretty tight

so I'll probably get the first part of my sataning done in the next couple weeks too.

Shorty

To my satan: I like stuff. Feel free to send me whatever. I wear men's small tshirts.

Tonkka

Once again, hats off to Shoe for pulling this off.

To my satan: I love you already, and whatever you get me is awesome I am sure. I like stuff.

CrackedLens

Shorty wrote: »

To my satan: I like stuff. Feel free to send me whatever. I wear men's small tshirts.

you are a tiny man

Snowbeat

CrackedLens wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

To my satan: I like stuff. Feel free to send me whatever. I wear men's small tshirts.

you are a tiny man

shorty I do too!

hi5 for being petite

also I have a pretty good idea of what I'm going to do for my satanee

Perrsun

I wear Men's Large t-shirts usually. I have a Wii, DS, and Xbox 360, and a game-worthy PC.

If you're really hurting for gift ideas I still need the 5th PA book, and I can always use Microsoft Points to buy myself things on there. Hell, if you wanna buy me a card and tell me "You have to buy this and this." then I would follow through. Except if you tell me to download some shitty song for Rock Band. I will take those as "heavy suggestions" but everything else as "obligations for receipt of gift."

Honestly, chances are extremely good that I'm gonna like whatever you get me, so if you get me stuff that you enjoy, or stuff specific to your area that would be pretty sweet. Candy or other delicious things especially.

#pipe

Man, girls are petite

guys are puny

DrZiplock

Hey there Satan type person!

I've included a link to my wishlist in my sig along with some kind words for you. Really, whatever you feel like getting me is cool. Buy something, make something...whatever. You can pick things up from the wishlist, sure, but you can also just use it to get an idea.

I only own a 360 and a Wii and not many games for each, so if there is something I really really should be playing, let me know about it. Tshirts can generally be XL....uhh, I read alot. Write a bunch, sail, watch movies, you know... the usual.

Thanks for participating and having me Satan!