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I opened it!

RamiusRamius Joined: July 19, 2000Administrator, ClubPA admin
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
For context, check this thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=74501
Ramius wrote: »
We moved into our house in September, 2007.

At the end of August, 2008, a package arrived at our door from TigerDirect.com, addressed to the previous owner of the house.

I was out of town when it came, and then I didn't get around to looking up their new address for a while, and then I didn't get around to delivering it to them, and long story short here we are in November and this package is still here. The previous owner never stopped by or called or sent a letter asking about it.


So, I seek the moral wisdom of the herd. Do I open it?



So, I opened it. It is this: http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3566327&CatId=3642


I have a camera that uses that kind of card. So this would not be a waste on me. But it is worth over $30, so if the guy didn't get it re-sent to him he's out 30 bucks.

So, should I keep it?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ramius wrote: »
    For context, check this thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=74501

    So, I opened it. It is this: http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3566327&CatId=3642


    I have a camera that uses that kind of card. So this would not be a waste on me. But it is worth over $30, so if the guy didn't get it re-sent to him he's out 30 bucks.

    So, should I keep it?

    No, you should fill it up with porn and then mail it to him.

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yes.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    if you need a card, why not

    but if the feller is nearby perhaps you should take the high road

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ramius wrote: »
    For context, check this thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=74501

    So, I opened it. It is this: http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3566327&CatId=3642


    I have a camera that uses that kind of card. So this would not be a waste on me. But it is worth over $30, so if the guy didn't get it re-sent to him he's out 30 bucks.

    So, should I keep it?

    No, you should fill it up with porn and then mail it to him.

    this sounds reasonable

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    Larlar on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i agree with the porn filling

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    keep it ramius

    it is the smart thing to do

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Might as well send it...karma and all that junk.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Ramius wrote: »
    For context, check this thread: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=74501

    So, I opened it. It is this: http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3566327&CatId=3642


    I have a camera that uses that kind of card. So this would not be a waste on me. But it is worth over $30, so if the guy didn't get it re-sent to him he's out 30 bucks.

    So, should I keep it?

    No, you should fill it up with porn and then mail it to him.

    I think this is the most appropriate option

    yeah i think this is the best route

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    damn
    i thought it was going to be something cool.




    like a 16GB card.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so....no spiders?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    you're weird. i feel i can say this because, as a weird person, it takes one to know one.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    this is true!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ramius, how bored are you

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I voted to send, but you should really just drop the guy a letter first. if he did get it replaced, chances are he'll just say "nah, it's cool, you keep it." it can't hurt.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think it's important that a portion of the porn you put on that 8gig card should be porn of yourself and any of your friends or significant-others. It doesn't matter if they know you took the footage of them without their permission.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, call the guy and ask. But make THEM pick it up if they want it. You deserve that much.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well that was quick.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so....no spiders?

    the card is filled with horrifying pictures of Spiders

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    this is true!

    that would be the worst inheritance ever

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fill it with ghost porn and send it to the former owners of his new house

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I actually think thats a pretty sweet find. It was free so who cares how much it cost or what it does.

    If it's free I'll take three, is what I always say.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    you're weird. i feel i can say this because, as a weird person, it takes one to know one.

    you can't turn this around on me

    I proclaimed you weird first and, as such, your point of view will always be faulty

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    put a backup of the forum on the card and send it

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Free Stuff!

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think it's important that a portion of the porn you put on that 8gig card should be porn of yourself and any of your friends or significant-others. It doesn't matter if they know you took the footage of them without their permission.

    Should I be worried about this statement?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you have to be careful of something here, ramius
    opening someone elses mail is a ..federal offense? something like that
    by doing this, he knows you opened his mail
    is he the kind of guy who wouldn't care? do you know him at all?

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    redhead wrote: »
    I voted to send, but you should really just drop the guy a letter first. if he did get it replaced, chances are he'll just say "nah, it's cool, you keep it." it can't hurt.

    Or he will say to his dog,"Now i will have two!"

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you already opened it, by sending you admit that you rummaged through his stuff and isn't that like a crime or something? i dunno. i say keep it if you got a camera that can use it.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    you're weird. i feel i can say this because, as a weird person, it takes one to know one.

    you can't turn this around on me

    I proclaimed you weird first and, as such, your point of view will always be faulty

    weird also means prophetic, so no

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    mully wrote: »
    you have to be careful of something here, ramius
    opening someone elses mail is a ..federal offense? something like that
    by doing this, he knows you opened his mail
    is he the kind of guy who wouldn't care? do you know him at all?

    the mail is addressed to his address

    the mail is rightfully his under the law of "I live here, so it must be mine"

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I hate how they send small stuff in overly big boxes.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    LAME

    You robbed your great great grandchildren of a chance to open a box containing a disappointingly obsolete device.

    you're weird. i feel i can say this because, as a weird person, it takes one to know one.

    you can't turn this around on me

    I proclaimed you weird first and, as such, your point of view will always be faulty

    weird also means prophetic, so no

    but weird people are inherently unable to use a dictionary, so yes

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Widepath wrote: »
    I hate how the send small stuff in overly big boxes.

    it's so they don't get lost or stolen

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  • RamiusRamius Joined: July 19, 2000 Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2008
    mully wrote: »
    you have to be careful of something here, ramius
    opening someone elses mail is a ..federal offense? something like that
    by doing this, he knows you opened his mail
    is he the kind of guy who wouldn't care? do you know him at all?

    As I've told my wife, I'm pretty certain the federal offense only applies to the USPS, not to UPS.

    As for what kind of guy he is? When we bought the house, there was an electric heater in the garage, in the far corner away from the house. It was in the contract that he gets to take the heater with him. Fine with me, I don't do shop work so I don't need a heated garage anyways. But the guy didn't just take the heater, he took the wiring as well! He unhooked the wire from the heater and from the electric box and pulled it all out through the ceiling and walls and shit just so he would have wire to hook it up at his new house.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Widepath wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    I voted to send, but you should really just drop the guy a letter first. if he did get it replaced, chances are he'll just say "nah, it's cool, you keep it." it can't hurt.

    Or he will say to his dog,"Now i will have two!"

    in which case you'll never know, so you'll feel just as great morally as if he had turned out to really need it. also, that's not very likely in the first place. basically, you can't lose by first writing a letter and then sending it if he says he never got a replacement.

    if he never got one and you send him this one, you're doing a good deed and you'll get to feel justifiably great for a while. if he did get one, you'll get to keep this one and feel justifiably great for checking to see if he needed it. if he got one but tricks you into sending it anyway-- first this is unlikely, no matter what you assert. not many people are as dumb and assholish in real life as most of us are on the internet. but even if he did, you'd never know, so it's functionally identical to the situation as it would be if he really needed it.

    if you don't send it, you'll never know whether he needed it or not. that would bother me, and the gain of having a 8gb sd card or whatever is much less in my eyes than the gain of having tried one's best to be morally correct in a situation where that's actually really really easy to do.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Widepath wrote: »
    I hate how the send small stuff in overly big boxes.

    it's so they don't get lost or stolen

    That's why i hate it. I am a thief you see. I love thieving.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2008
    Ramius wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    you have to be careful of something here, ramius
    opening someone elses mail is a ..federal offense? something like that
    by doing this, he knows you opened his mail
    is he the kind of guy who wouldn't care? do you know him at all?

    As I've told my wife, I'm pretty certain the federal offense only applies to the USPS, not to UPS.

    As for what kind of guy he is? When we bought the house, there was an electric heater in the garage, in the far corner away from the house. It was in the contract that he gets to take the heater with him. Fine with me, I don't do shop work so I don't need a heated garage anyways. But the guy didn't just take the heater, he took the wiring as well! He unhooked the wire from the heater and from the electric box and pulled it all out through the ceiling and walls and shit just so he would have wire to hook it up at his new house.

    Sounds like a guy who would spend hundreds of dollars to take you to court in order to get back thirty-five.

    Larlar on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ramius wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    you have to be careful of something here, ramius
    opening someone elses mail is a ..federal offense? something like that
    by doing this, he knows you opened his mail
    is he the kind of guy who wouldn't care? do you know him at all?

    As I've told my wife, I'm pretty certain the federal offense only applies to the USPS, not to UPS.

    As for what kind of guy he is? When we bought the house, there was an electric heater in the garage, in the far corner away from the house. It was in the contract that he gets to take the heater with him. Fine with me, I don't do shop work so I don't need a heated garage anyways. But the guy didn't just take the heater, he took the wiring as well! He unhooked the wire from the heater and from the electric box and pulled it all out through the ceiling and walls and shit just so he would have wire to hook it up at his new house.

    okay i retract my statement
    fill the thing with pictures of wires and then send it to him


    damn you larlar
    damn you for beating me and disagreeing with me

    mully on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ramius wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    you have to be careful of something here, ramius
    opening someone elses mail is a ..federal offense? something like that
    by doing this, he knows you opened his mail
    is he the kind of guy who wouldn't care? do you know him at all?

    As I've told my wife, I'm pretty certain the federal offense only applies to the USPS, not to UPS.

    As for what kind of guy he is? When we bought the house, there was an electric heater in the garage, in the far corner away from the house. It was in the contract that he gets to take the heater with him. Fine with me, I don't do shop work so I don't need a heated garage anyways. But the guy didn't just take the heater, he took the wiring as well! He unhooked the wire from the heater and from the electric box and pulled it all out through the ceiling and walls and shit just so he would have wire to hook it up at his new house.

    keep it, or fill it with bestiality porn and send it to him (well not send it, then you'd get in trouble too), then alert the authorities

    I don't think this is too far?

    L|ama on
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