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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Sabs is terrible. I need a group of people to help me impale Sabs. Who's with me?

    I bet if you asked chat they would agree with me!

    LIES

    I say we have a poll on this issue.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Edit: What difficulty level were you playing on? Poopy Pants Peasy? :P
    It was just normal. Which meant yeah, we survived no problem, but it was our first run through together. We did advanced after that only to realize that next time we'll probably leave it at the max.

    Playing it to the max is the only way to play it!
    Well now we know.

    And knowing is half the battle!

    Haha, just kidding, knowledge won't save you!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Edit: What difficulty level were you playing on? Poopy Pants Peasy? :P
    It was just normal. Which meant yeah, we survived no problem, but it was our first run through together. We did advanced after that only to realize that next time we'll probably leave it at the max.

    Playing it to the max is the only way to play it!
    Well now we know.

    And knowing is half the battle!

    Haha, just kidding, knowledge won't save you!
    Pipe bombs will!

    Quid on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Sabs is terrible. I need a group of people to help me impale Sabs. Who's with me?

    I bet if you asked chat they would agree with me!

    Ask what?

    What, Aegis?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    And knowing is half the battle!

    Haha, just kidding, knowledge won't save you!
    Pipe bombs will![/QUOTE]

    And he who knows how to make the pipe bombs?

    Rules.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.
    Apparently pipe bombs are like zombie crack.

    Quid on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.
    Apparently pipe bombs are like zombie crack.

    They must have very large nostrils.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    And knowing is half the battle!

    Haha, just kidding, knowledge won't save you!
    Pipe bombs will!

    And he who knows how to make the pipe bombs? [/QUOTE]

    Is his own father via temporal paradox involving terminating cyborgs?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IT TOLD ME TO OPEN IT QUID

    Gooey on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Sabs is terrible. I need a group of people to help me impale Sabs. Who's with me?

    I bet if you asked chat they would agree with me!

    Ask what?

    What, Aegis?

    Ask whether Sabs is terrible or not.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.

    I have 'em set as booby traps all over my estate. Trip-wre mechanisms will set most of 'em off. Some are attatched to detonators rigged to infrared cameras. Some go off by remote. Pressure plates, too. And yet some will only activate at the sound "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam.

    So no, they aren't.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    getting thrown up on sucks

    you cant see and you're covered in zombies

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.
    Apparently pipe bombs are like zombie crack.

    Yeah they go after them.

    Of course, Tanks just toss them out of the way and then backhand a car at you.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    IT TOLD ME TO OPEN IT QUID
    FIRST DAY IT STARTS GOOEY. I AM SHOOTING YOU IN THE HEAD FOR THE GOOD OF MAN KIND.

    FIRST DAY.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.

    I have 'em set as booby traps all over my estate. Trip-wre mechanisms will set most of 'em off. Some are attatched to detonators rigged to infrared cameras. Some go off by remote. Pressure plates, too. And yet some will only activate at the sound "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam.

    So no, they aren't.

    I prefer to drill a hole in a mousetrap into which I insert a shotgun shell, all of which is rigged to tripwires.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    IT TOLD ME TO OPEN IT QUID
    FIRST DAY IT STARTS GOOEY. I AM SHOOTING YOU IN THE HEAD FOR THE GOOD OF MAN KIND.

    FIRST DAY.

    DOORS DONT TELL YOU TO OPEN THEM IN REAL LIFE

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    IT TOLD ME TO OPEN IT QUID
    FIRST DAY IT STARTS GOOEY. I AM SHOOTING YOU IN THE HEAD FOR THE GOOD OF MAN KIND.

    FIRST DAY.

    DOORS DONT TELL YOU TO OPEN THEM IN REAL LIFE
    A ZOMBIE WITCH OR SOME SHIT WILL PAINT "OPEN ME AND IGNORE THAT CHAIN GUN OVER THERE" ON A DOOR.

    THEN BAM. BLACK GUY GETS SWAMPED BY ZOMBIES.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i will impale sabs


    god I just had the most frightening dream. I was on a large boat that tipped over the edge of a waterfall. I could feel myself free falling to the bottom. It was the most vivid and horrifying dream i've experienced. I was half expecting someone to call me and see if I was okay afterwards

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tanks are not drawn to pipe bombs.

    One time I was fighting a tank with only an AI teammate to help me (in Expert), and I tossed a pipe bomb at him, and he actually stood still because he was upheaving a section of asphalt to throw at my head, and the bomb exploded behind him. It didn't kill him, but after a few more seconds of sustained fire from the SMG the tank died.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You two make a great pair.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gooey wrote: »

    DOORS DONT TELL YOU TO OPEN THEM IN REAL LIFE

    You liar.
    open_sign_2.gif

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i will impale sabs

    Will you now? :P

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You two make a great pair.
    We need Dyna there to make it complete. And then some other guy so I can get a screen cap of the movie poster load screen.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    IT TOLD ME TO OPEN IT QUID
    FIRST DAY IT STARTS GOOEY. I AM SHOOTING YOU IN THE HEAD FOR THE GOOD OF MAN KIND.

    FIRST DAY.

    DOORS DONT TELL YOU TO OPEN THEM IN REAL LIFE

    Really? Really Gooey?

    You'd doom us all.
    open2.jpg

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i will impale sabs

    Will you now? :P

    I have followers. FEAR ME

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Tanks are not drawn to pipe bombs.

    One time I was fighting a tank with only an AI teammate to help me (in Expert), and I tossed a pipe bomb at him, and he actually stood still because he was upheaving a section of asphalt to throw at my head, and the bomb exploded behind him. It didn't kill him, but after a few more seconds of sustained fire from the SMG the tank died.
    Yeah, that's what I meant. I thought I was so clever to do that and then I'm like "he just ran past it and sent it flying towards me on the way!"

    It's such a good game. But I really really want to try being the zombies.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I dub Gooey the Forum Butters.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think we have narrowed it down to a few cars:

    *Crossfire
    *Pontiac G5
    *Honda Civic
    *Cobalt
    *Corolla

    I think my wife has vetoed the s2000. Of the above, I am rooting for the Crossfire.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    we can just write "Don't open it!" on the back of my hand with sharpie.

    See, that way, when I reach for the door I know not to.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Uhhh Civic is the only option on that list IMO. A Cobalt? SERIOUSLY? REALLLY?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    It is difficult to utilize a pipe bomb as a defensive weapon.

    I have 'em set as booby traps all over my estate. Trip-wre mechanisms will set most of 'em off. Some are attatched to detonators rigged to infrared cameras. Some go off by remote. Pressure plates, too. And yet some will only activate at the sound "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam.

    So no, they aren't.

    And when you either set them off yourself or someone actually invades and your "defensive weapons" blow the shit out of your house?

    Unless your house is made of concrete/brick, I guess.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I think I like being the nubile supple femme better than the grizzled war vet. Does this say something about me?

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    I think I like being the nubile supple femme better than the grizzled war vet. Does this say something about me?
    I liked that poster. Dyna would make a better grizzled war vet.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ludious wrote: »
    Uhhh Civic is the only option on that list IMO. A Cobalt? SERIOUSLY? REALLLY?

    She drove a Cavalier before, for 2 or 3 years. It was fine for what it was. No fun, but got good gas milage.

    edit: also, we're going to pick it up from her brother's car dealership, which is in the Midwest. HOORAY AMERICAN MADE

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ludious wrote: »
    Uhhh Civic is the only option on that list IMO. A Cobalt? SERIOUSLY? REALLLY?

    The Toyota is also nice. But what Ludious is really asking is: "What would Orks drive?"

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love my Civic.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ludious wrote: »
    Uhhh Civic is the only option on that list IMO. A Cobalt? SERIOUSLY? REALLLY?

    She drove a Cavalier before, for 2 or 3 years. It was fine for what it was. No fun, but got good gas milage.

    I have an 06 civic. I like it, if I werent a 6'4" megabeast. If your wife isn't a 6'4" megabeast, get a civic. They're really nice cars.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I want an Impala.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I love my Civic.

    I drive a Del Sol. It's a Civic with no back seat and a removable top. Gets sixty rods to the hog's head, too!

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