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Yay Top Chef
(hey Leanne won PR, we never celebrated that... okay)
Uh oh, what am I to do, Team Rainbow is already down by 1/3 and I don't even care about the lesbian.
I hate that Stefan guy or whoever (the European who's not Italian), and it pisses me off that he apparently wins something again. Fuck that ass hole. He better stop frontin' on Team Rainbow.
Also, let me just say, I don't see why people think Chef Tom is so hot. I'd rather do Padma and I'm gay.
Ted Allen's not around because he's been doomed to a failed show on Food Network. (Hey speaking of Food Network, did anyone watch The Next Food Network Star? Holy fuck, I caught a few episodes and the people on that show are hacks. It's like Top Chef with an eighth of the personality and none of the talent)
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"It's like a pterodactyl from a gay Jurassic Park."
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edited November 2008
I wouldn't want to fuck Tom, I'd want to lock him in my basement and make him cook for me.
Next Food Network Star is not interested in finding people of Top Chef calibur. They want people who are at the top level of home chefs so they can help instruct viewers on how to prepare dishes
The guy who won the Next Iron Chef show seems interesting. He likes making dishes with pork instead of seafood so I like him better than the other Dinner Impossible guy
i watched part of an episode of ted allen's new show and holy lord it is awful
Yeah, it was bad. What happened to Alton Brown? Is he not doing his pseudo-science show anymore?
he still does good eats i think, but right now he's doing a 'feasting' line of shows where he shows you what people eat in a certain area. Feasting on asphalt was him and his crew going on a cross country bike trip and showing all the decent midwest I-5 type of places, it was also the best aptly named program on television since he totally ate pavement at the end of the first season in a bike accident. Feasting on Waves is on now and it's him and his crew touring a bunch of carribbean islands for much the same purpose.
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GRMikeThe Last Best Hope for HumanityThe God Pod Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
I watched Feasting on Waves... it seemed like he was eating the same stuff at every stop.
I like No Reservations so much better than any other travel food show, but I do like Alton.
Yay Top Chef
(hey Leanne won PR, we never celebrated that... okay)
Uh oh, what am I to do, Team Rainbow is already down by 1/3 and I don't even care about the lesbian.
I hate that Stefan guy or whoever (the European who's not Italian), and it pisses me off that he apparently wins something again. Fuck that ass hole. He better stop frontin' on Team Rainbow.
Also, let me just say, I don't see why people think Chef Tom is so hot. I'd rather do Padma and I'm gay.
Ted Allen's not around because he's been doomed to a failed show on Food Network. (Hey speaking of Food Network, did anyone watch The Next Food Network Star? Holy fuck, I caught a few episodes and the people on that show are hacks. It's like Top Chef with an eighth of the personality and none of the talent)
the show is alright, but it's definitely no top chef.
and hey, I like Tom.
And I'm not even normally into guys like him. :P
I stlll pass on Tom Colicchio.
I feel like Alton Brown isn't doing too much anymore other than selling out to commercial-dom.
Man, this made me look into Ted Allen's Food Network show and I don't even think it's on the air anymore. WHOOPS.
What's Anthony Bourdain doing these days, other than not being on Top Chef?
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I stlll pass on Tom Colicchio.
I feel like Alton Brown isn't doing too much anymore other than selling out to commercial-dom.
Man, this made me look into Ted Allen's Food Network show and I don't even think it's on the air anymore. WHOOPS.
What's Anthony Bourdain doing these days, other than not being on Top Chef?
I hope Fabio stays around for a while because Italians provide such a high level of unintentional comedy. Especially Italians in high stress cooking situations.
I stlll pass on Tom Colicchio.
I feel like Alton Brown isn't doing too much anymore other than selling out to commercial-dom.
Man, this made me look into Ted Allen's Food Network show and I don't even think it's on the air anymore. WHOOPS.
What's Anthony Bourdain doing these days, other than not being on Top Chef?
shitload of acid is my guess
How about No Reservations, the best fucking travel/food show on TV.
Also, Bourdain doesn't even smoke anymore. Fucker just drinks... but he drinks a lot.
I hope Fabio stays around for a while because Italians provide such a high level of unintentional comedy. Especially Italians in high stress cooking situations.
Ugh, I see nothing appealing in the European guys other than that maybe Stefan is a good chef. I know that's the point of the show, but I can't stand them already.
Is No Reservations still in production? I haven't seen a new episode in a while.
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Okay so I decided I don't hate Fabio, just Stefan is an asshole.
What the hell is up with these sadistic challenges? Kicking people off before they're even on the show, cooking for a bunch of pretentious dicks who, of course, "could have done better." Next week: Everyone, you'll be cooking a delicious vegetarian meal. But first, gentlemen, you will all be castrated, and ladies, enjoy your hysterectomy.
This Arianne or whatever chick needs to go. Bottom two weeks in a row and her personality is awful. She's like Stella from PR. "I dunno, I just wanted to do it so I did.. whateva.."
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"It's like a pterodactyl from a gay Jurassic Park."
THAT DISH USES THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS OUT THERE IN A PERFECT HARMONY AND YOU STUPID AMERICANS CAN'T APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SHOVING SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AMERICAN CUISINE IS A JOKE
...Well, we really liked your dish
Oh. This is good
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THAT DISH USES THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS OUT THERE IN A PERFECT HARMONY AND YOU STUPID AMERICANS CAN'T APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SHOVING SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AMERICAN CUISINE IS A JOKE
...Well, we really liked your dish
Oh. This is good
Yeah I laughed my ass off at that
And I agree, Arianne is terrible. Why is she still here?
And from the preview, it looked like she is in the bottom next week AGAIN, so hopefully she will go home
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edited November 2008
I haven't been home to see any of the new season yet. Knowing Bravo I'll catch up on it all the weekend before the finale...
terrible chef with a bad personality who somehow manages to be second worst every week and sticks around entirely too long as a result
god I fucking hope not.
Re-watching last season was amazing, because my roommates were like "Wow, that dude with a fauxhawk is amazing"
Me: "Oh, yeah, I agree. Did I mention I ate at his restaurant?"
Although he closed HOME... well, not closed, but he's only a silent partner now or something, so he can focus on Trail-Blais and his new hamburger place
i went to good stuff eatery in d.c., opened by spike form last season. dude is kind of a douchebag, but hey, its top chef. pretty decent burgers and good shakes. if people ever make their dang way to d.c. and areas for the zoo, we're definitely hitting that up
thats a lie, i'm just gonna take everyone to five guys.
THAT DISH USES THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS OUT THERE IN A PERFECT HARMONY AND YOU STUPID AMERICANS CAN'T APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SHOVING SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AMERICAN CUISINE IS A JOKE
...Well, we really liked your dish
Oh. This is good
Yeah I laughed my ass off at that
And I agree, Arianne is terrible. Why is she still here?
And from the preview, it looked like she is in the bottom next week AGAIN, so hopefully she will go home
See, I thought this too but - and I may just be crazy for doing this - but I DVRd back a few times and I decided that look on her face was shock from either winning or being in the top. It looked like a good surprise face. Maybe I'm over analyzing... I am overanalyzing. This shit doesn't bode well for my Top Chef Fantasy Team.
And once again on Top Chef, I have no idea who the eliminated contestant was.
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not gonnna lie, nevs, i'm glad the team rainbow member left instead of jeff, who i thought for sure was gonna go home. though i'd rather it be the other guy in the three. jeff is awesome.
also, i loved that episode. foo fighters are awesome, and i love how they gave input and were kinda sarcastic in some parts. really even between the two teams though, except for one dang part (way to go team cougar), which was surprising.
oh no another team rainbow bites the dust. And now we're left with the lesbian. I think Richard sucked all along, though. And now I'm ranked like 4,000 something on the bravo fantasy team thing dammit (fucking bravo deducted points for Eugene being in the bottom group, even though he wasn't and Colichio said he had the best food of the evening).
What the hell is with Arianne making good food? This fucks up everything. And now with the Cougar thing, you know this bitch is going to hang around for a long time. Thanks, assholes.
I also don't understand how if Team Cougar had better food, why they lost (the best turkey, Colichio said Gene made the best food of the evening..)
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I'm really starting to hate this season despite my best efforts to try and like it.
No Ted Allen which was always a great informed counterpart to Padma being a retarded snarky whore.
Whereas before Padma was tolerable she's moving into get the fuck off my TV you horrendous cunt.
The absolute cramming of corporate products into the show. Before it seemed more like it was snuck if at all. Except for last night with the quick fire challenge. Make some Swanson soup with this handily provided SWANSON BROTH MMM MMM LOVE THAT SWANSON BROTH YES USE SWANSON BROTH FOR YOUR SOUPS SWANSON BROTH YOU HAVE TWENTY SWANSON MINUTES
broth
Also most of the people this time around annoy the shit out of me.
I misread the title as The Chef is Back and my thoughts went towards South Park and then my brain did a double take and made a wrong turn and fell down some stairs and exploded.
Why do you people have to make everything into a competition.
Says the country and continent we frequently steal reality shows from. Says the country that has a channel solely devoted to some sort of Big Brother variant. Let's go watch the people sleep from 12 to 9 AM. Fascinating!
Why do you people have to make everything into a competition.
Says the country and continent we frequently steal reality shows from. Says the country that has a channel solely devoted to some sort of Big Brother variant. Let's go watch the people sleep from 12 to 9 AM. Fascinating!
Man, it is an embarrassment.
But cooking should be love just for cooking's sake. And the delicious delicious creations.
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What does Blue want to do with cocaine, a bottle of rum, and a whore?
Maybe she wants to put the cocaine in the rum and give it to the whore as a birthday present!
No, that's no good. Whore's are dead inside so they don't have birthdays
(hey Leanne won PR, we never celebrated that... okay)
Uh oh, what am I to do, Team Rainbow is already down by 1/3 and I don't even care about the lesbian.
I hate that Stefan guy or whoever (the European who's not Italian), and it pisses me off that he apparently wins something again. Fuck that ass hole. He better stop frontin' on Team Rainbow.
Also, let me just say, I don't see why people think Chef Tom is so hot. I'd rather do Padma and I'm gay.
Ted Allen's not around because he's been doomed to a failed show on Food Network. (Hey speaking of Food Network, did anyone watch The Next Food Network Star? Holy fuck, I caught a few episodes and the people on that show are hacks. It's like Top Chef with an eighth of the personality and none of the talent)
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The guy who won the Next Iron Chef show seems interesting. He likes making dishes with pork instead of seafood so I like him better than the other Dinner Impossible guy
Yeah, it was bad. What happened to Alton Brown? Is he not doing his pseudo-science show anymore?
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It was interesting, and sweaty
he still does good eats i think, but right now he's doing a 'feasting' line of shows where he shows you what people eat in a certain area. Feasting on asphalt was him and his crew going on a cross country bike trip and showing all the decent midwest I-5 type of places, it was also the best aptly named program on television since he totally ate pavement at the end of the first season in a bike accident. Feasting on Waves is on now and it's him and his crew touring a bunch of carribbean islands for much the same purpose.
I like No Reservations so much better than any other travel food show, but I do like Alton.
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the show is alright, but it's definitely no top chef.
and hey, I like Tom.
And I'm not even normally into guys like him. :P
I feel like Alton Brown isn't doing too much anymore other than selling out to commercial-dom.
Man, this made me look into Ted Allen's Food Network show and I don't even think it's on the air anymore. WHOOPS.
What's Anthony Bourdain doing these days, other than not being on Top Chef?
Next season they're going to hold the first quickfire on the plane ride there and whoever loses gets shoved off with a parachute
Just kinda wondering why a number of former judges won't be back, if these stories are to be believed.
shitload of acid is my guess
Euros = YES
Rainbows = NO
I hope Fabio stays around for a while because Italians provide such a high level of unintentional comedy. Especially Italians in high stress cooking situations.
First quickfire was harsh
I have 549 Rock Band Drum and 305 Pro Drum FC's
REFS REFS REFS REFS REFS REFS REFS REFS
How about No Reservations, the best fucking travel/food show on TV.
Also, Bourdain doesn't even smoke anymore. Fucker just drinks... but he drinks a lot.
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fuck you homophobic fuck
Is No Reservations still in production? I haven't seen a new episode in a while.
8-)
What the hell is up with these sadistic challenges? Kicking people off before they're even on the show, cooking for a bunch of pretentious dicks who, of course, "could have done better." Next week: Everyone, you'll be cooking a delicious vegetarian meal. But first, gentlemen, you will all be castrated, and ladies, enjoy your hysterectomy.
This Arianne or whatever chick needs to go. Bottom two weeks in a row and her personality is awful. She's like Stella from PR. "I dunno, I just wanted to do it so I did.. whateva.."
THAT DISH USES THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS OUT THERE IN A PERFECT HARMONY AND YOU STUPID AMERICANS CAN'T APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SHOVING SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AMERICAN CUISINE IS A JOKE
...Well, we really liked your dish
Oh. This is good
Yeah I laughed my ass off at that
And I agree, Arianne is terrible. Why is she still here?
And from the preview, it looked like she is in the bottom next week AGAIN, so hopefully she will go home
Is there a place to watch online?
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terrible chef with a bad personality who somehow manages to be second worst every week and sticks around entirely too long as a result
god I fucking hope not.
Re-watching last season was amazing, because my roommates were like "Wow, that dude with a fauxhawk is amazing"
Me: "Oh, yeah, I agree. Did I mention I ate at his restaurant?"
Although he closed HOME... well, not closed, but he's only a silent partner now or something, so he can focus on Trail-Blais and his new hamburger place
thats a lie, i'm just gonna take everyone to five guys.
See, I thought this too but - and I may just be crazy for doing this - but I DVRd back a few times and I decided that look on her face was shock from either winning or being in the top. It looked like a good surprise face. Maybe I'm over analyzing... I am overanalyzing. This shit doesn't bode well for my Top Chef Fantasy Team.
And once again on Top Chef, I have no idea who the eliminated contestant was.
Damnit all
also, i loved that episode. foo fighters are awesome, and i love how they gave input and were kinda sarcastic in some parts. really even between the two teams though, except for one dang part (way to go team cougar), which was surprising.
What the hell is with Arianne making good food? This fucks up everything. And now with the Cougar thing, you know this bitch is going to hang around for a long time. Thanks, assholes.
I also don't understand how if Team Cougar had better food, why they lost (the best turkey, Colichio said Gene made the best food of the evening..)
No Ted Allen which was always a great informed counterpart to Padma being a retarded snarky whore.
Whereas before Padma was tolerable she's moving into get the fuck off my TV you horrendous cunt.
The absolute cramming of corporate products into the show. Before it seemed more like it was snuck if at all. Except for last night with the quick fire challenge. Make some Swanson soup with this handily provided SWANSON BROTH MMM MMM LOVE THAT SWANSON BROTH YES USE SWANSON BROTH FOR YOUR SOUPS SWANSON BROTH YOU HAVE TWENTY SWANSON MINUTES
broth
Also most of the people this time around annoy the shit out of me.
I don't watch Top Chef.
Says the country and continent we frequently steal reality shows from. Says the country that has a channel solely devoted to some sort of Big Brother variant. Let's go watch the people sleep from 12 to 9 AM. Fascinating!
Man, it is an embarrassment.
But cooking should be love just for cooking's sake. And the delicious delicious creations.