(mully drew this thanks mully)
THIS IS THE SECRET SATANS THREAD
these are the rules
1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. If you buy someone an ipod and get a barbie doll don't come bitching to me.
2. International people are allowed. If you would prefer not to get an international satee, feel free to let me know in the signup email. But depending on how many international folks show up, you may get one anyway. IF YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT OR WILL NOT SEND SOMETHING INTERNATIONALLY, DON'T SIGN UP. CANADA DOES NOT COUNT AS INTERNATIONAL
3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. Nothing personal.
4. People who do not send gifts will be banned.
5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.
6. UNLESS SPECIFIED AS SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE, PLEASE DO NOT SEND NSFW GIFTS.
7. Have fun or I'll fucking kill you.
SIGN UPS ARE NOW OVER
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!
Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!
Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!
Sign-Up List:
Kuribo's Shoe
Ani_B
Meissnerd
Mully
Zot
Green
Dynagrip
Futore
Filler Inc.
B.C.
Neville
Einhander
NotACrook
Sars_Boy
Theidar
Mister Longbaugh
Kazhiim
As7
Fiz
Leli
Sarukun
The Otaku Suppository
Space_Satan
Casper
Javen
doodman
Tossrock
Dee Kae
lostwords
DrZiplock
Orikaeshigitae
robothero
jimbobthemonkey
ShimSham
tony_important
Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
Lord Dave/EclipsedPlanet
DrIanMalcom
Shieux
Marathon
Raneados
Artreus
Slacker71
Shorty
Arithena
WhipstitchZombie
QuestionMarkMan
gurusloth
Stale
The Geek
Perrsun
Zonugal
cheshire
Jordyn
Blaket
CorpseRT
Munkus Beaver
ThatDudeOverThere
Goatmon
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PotU
sporkandrew
bucketman
Snowbeat
#pipe
monsterror
Veretas
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GRMike
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12gauge
Evander
bongi
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Sara Lynn
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Hunter
Marshmallow
Redeemer
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tugga
Callius
futility
Babyeatingjesus
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Vann Diras
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Usagi
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Zombot
IpseDixit
Koshian
Rolo
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Quethal
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Wombat!!
The Lovely Bastard
Shankill Butcher
the cheat
Hacksaw
Rankenphile
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Polago
Goose!
Skinny87
Weaver
beavotron
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Robert Khoo
Szechuanosaurus
Xaquin
Caulk Bite
Tonkka
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Graves
One Thousand Dicks
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Ranx
A duck!
Butler
Okami
Cogliostro
World As Myth
Larlar
redfenix
Sheri
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Butters
Junpei
Mr. Defecation
laughingfuzzball
spookymuffin
Slagmire
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
Speakeasy
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Framling
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Belruel
Mr. Henry Bemis
Zerofill
Anjin-San
Captain K
Posts
My girlfriend, my family, my coworkers, and myself, will all enjoy them.
And man, Jaffa cakes are good.
Secret Satan
nobody tells me specifically when they've recieved a gift
so, once the deadline's up and the people who care about not recieving a gift complain to me about it, I guess you'll know
SporkAndrew => As7
Xaquin => Vann Diras
But the rest is a mystery
fun ruiners
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/TY5DML75RJ18
Those people already have their gifts. It's not ruining fun or even NSFW like this dickbutt of Larlar
Which doesn't exist
The end of the year, I believe.
You've got plenty of time.
Secret Satan
no, i'm not worried at all
I sent mine out already
I just didn't see it in the commandments
my satan sent me jaffa cakes last year and they were good, albeit late.
The guy who DrZiplock had got their stuff and posted about it
I forget who it was though
Which is tough because I rarely think
Oh it was gurusloth
DrZiplock => gurusloth
Thanks dude. Don't hurt your brains.
I got my halfway-point test results back today and it looks like the chemo is working, so yay!
Wait am I the Steve
If there is another Steve and you still hate me so much this will be awkward
Kevin
since when do you have cancer
nobody tells me anything
Man, I didn't know this either.
What the hell, Dave? Why you gotta get cancer?
Even the jackasses (all of you)
fuuuuuuuuck
that's terrible dude.
I'm glad to hear you're doing better.
My girlfriend's aunt just switched chemo treatments, and she went from not good, to up and at them in like a week.
It was very good to see.
YOU PEOPLE
I wonder if my Satan sent me anything
I do so hope they like it.
I like cupcakes and kittens. Also I have a DS and a Wii. I like to read just about anything. I like to cook and my amazon wishlist has lots of stuff I like so you can get an idea of other things I want.
Now I need to go search the board for ideas on what to get my satan.
Extraordinary takes time
For starters there's a wishlist in my sig if you did not notice
I have a 360, Wii, PS2, and DS
T-Shirts should probably be L
uh other than that I'd really dig it if you got me something you think would be cool
no
i did not
he is hungry and needs things to eat, you guys!
8-)
Imagining bleeding severed dicks at his front door in a fancy gift basket.
A feast fit for Dracula.
I put the neat Iron Man one on my wishlist but the price has been skyrocketing lately
Sons of bitches who bought them all on preview night. They need to die