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MikeRyu
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The grill! The grill! the grill is on fire! We don't need no water because it's fat based and it would only exacerbate the problem further!!!
Yeah the grill just tried to kill me by suffocating me whilst I was distracted by the pretty internet.
So had any near misses recently?
Any fingers near electrical cables or trips down the stairs?
Yeah the grill just tried to kill me by suffocating me whilst I was distracted by the pretty internet.
So had any near misses recently?
Any fingers near electrical cables or trips down the stairs?
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wait it's a bit too high and it spat oil onto to the cooker, better use a paper towel and mop it up
wait lol paper towel's on fire SILLY ME
oh, me? just putting out a chip fire, NO, DON'T CHUCK WATER ONTO IT FUCKAAAAAAHHHH RUN
they were pretty good.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I don't understand how you can hate fun so much.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Well, dnatsr ednut nacu oywohd nats red nut nodi.
I mean, huh?
and on that day
hoo boy
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Surprisingly enough, they are not horrible. Especially for a Goatmon post
it was a kansas city shuffle
We watched these on ebaum's one day before wrestling practice and it was great. "Don't give him the fucking branch" became our official rallying cry
i know right?
it's like super-fire
Water make fire. Everything I know is a lie.
don't put your hand over that it really hurts
2 days ago i was plugging in my ds, and i had my hand in a really weird position to be plugging an adapter in.
anyways something happened, electricity came out of the confines of the wall and zapped me
i got electrocuted, but not enough to make me go into convulsions or go kind of see through and black so you can see my skeleton like it does in the movies.
it was really weird
i immediately dropped all the stuff i was holding, and my arm started twitching uncontrollably, and wouldn't stop for like 5 minutes.
it felt really weird too
like it shook my bones.
it was a really cool feeling, but kind of scary.
i almost broke my ds from dropping it.
yes these are my words of wisdom for the day
steam is really hot
electricity electrocutes you.
more importantly though
movies are lying to us
we don't turn see through and black so people can see our skeletons in high comedic fashion when we get electrocuted!
this is important for you all to know i think.
Die.
Maybe I'll just get grossed to death
I'm disappointed in that but I can hold off my depression if you tell me that your hair stuck straight up in the air.
no but the first thing i did was run to the mirror to see if that happened.
i was sorely disappointed.
the only bad thing that happened was the dropping my ds and my arm shaking
and both of those were most likely due to nerves cause "oh shit i just got electrocuted!"
Alright fine, but you at least got electric powers of some kind right?
we think very alike
cause the second thing that crossed my mind was "i wonder if i am a superhero now?"
i tried zapping some stuff
nope.
nothing
We must be very much alike which has convinced me that I too must put my fingers in the wall socket just to see.
let me try
nope.
just poo and farts.
you have to be awkwardly holding your ds adapter
so the electricity will spring out of the wall in anticipation of having the prong inserted into it's socket.
Well it remains to be seen if I develop any powers. I do feel more powerful, I might stand in front of a mirror like in Spider-Man and check out my new enhanced and ripped physique.