The greatest thing in life is knowing exactly how drunk is the most fun for a situation and never exceeding it. You're always better off having had not quite as good a time than you are ruining things by being plastered.
Tru Dat.
I wish i had like an ethanol fueled dial that i could just set to "drunk, but not too drunk".
It was the 21st birthday thing. Like I no longer have an inclination to imbibe spirits. At all.
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The greatest thing in life is knowing exactly how drunk is the most fun for a situation and never exceeding it. You're always better off having had not quite as good a time than you are ruining things by being plastered.
Tru Dat.
I wish i had like an ethanol fueled dial that i could just set to "drunk, but not too drunk".
It was the 21st birthday thing. Like I no longer have an inclination to imbibe spirits. At all.
psssh
psssssssssh
it'll pass
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Man my epic procrastination is beginning to bite me in the ass.
The greatest thing in life is knowing exactly how drunk is the most fun for a situation and never exceeding it. You're always better off having had not quite as good a time than you are ruining things by being plastered.
Tru Dat.
I wish i had like an ethanol fueled dial that i could just set to "drunk, but not too drunk".
It was the 21st birthday thing. Like I no longer have an inclination to imbibe spirits. At all.
This is a good thing to know for future reference, because the point I stopped at in Ireland was a lovely, no hangover, adrenaline rush, no memory loss, tipsy-drunk perfect point
My former chest rug is now a managable and dare I say sexier chest lawn
pubes are nearly gone
awkward upper arm and shoulder hair gone
all that remains is my back... and I'll need help for that.
I have this problem. Chest and gut hair. I don't know whats reasonable to remove. And when I think about it, all I can really think about is that Seinfeld episode ("it just comes back thicker and fuller!").
As a result it remains untrimmed. When I take off my shirt, often people are taken aback at how hairy I've become.
My former chest rug is now a managable and dare I say sexier chest lawn
pubes are nearly gone
awkward upper arm and shoulder hair gone
all that remains is my back... and I'll need help for that.
I have this problem. Chest and gut hair. I don't know whats reasonable to remove. And when I think about it, all I can really think about is that Seinfeld episode ("it just comes back thicker and fuller!").
As a result it remains untrimmed. When I take off my shirt, often people are taken aback at how hairy I've become.
You know what there is nothing unnattractive about chest hair on a man
My former chest rug is now a managable and dare I say sexier chest lawn
pubes are nearly gone
awkward upper arm and shoulder hair gone
all that remains is my back... and I'll need help for that.
I have this problem. Chest and gut hair. I don't know whats reasonable to remove. And when I think about it, all I can really think about is that Seinfeld episode ("it just comes back thicker and fuller!").
As a result it remains untrimmed. When I take off my shirt, often people are taken aback at how hairy I've become.
You know what there is nothing unnattractive about chest hair on a man
it's burly
I dunno man. You know those wolf boys that used to appear on talk shows? I'm gradually turning into that.
For fucks sake, I have hair on the top of my feet. Like a hobbit.
My uncle has that chest-to-neck thing going. Like, it doesn't stop around his neck, it just goes into a sort of hourglass shape at his Adam's apple, then balloons back up around his jawline.
My uncle has that chest-to-neck thing going. Like, it doesn't stop around his neck, it just goes into a sort of hourglass shape at his Adam's apple, then balloons back up around his jawline.
I've seen that; it's pretty distracting.
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If I get this internship and, by extension, job, and they don't specifically forbid it, I am going to have so much fun telling random people that I work for the CIA knowing that each and every one of them will either not believe me or assume I am joking.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
ARGH. I can't get an answer to this question from google or Adobe! WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME ADOBE?! I KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN STATIC AND DYNAMIC, NOW TELL ME HOW TO DO IT!
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Spending $150 a month for the rest of your life too?
I'd hi5 you, but I seem to be missing an arm. And a leg.
It was the 21st birthday thing. Like I no longer have an inclination to imbibe spirits. At all.
psssh
psssssssssh
it'll pass
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Times three.
In other news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM
It always does.
but right now my body is revolting against me.
That sounds delightful.
oh god yes, so awesome.
and kiss a fat irish guy on the cheek
In my defense he was adorable in a chipmunky way
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I have this problem. Chest and gut hair. I don't know whats reasonable to remove. And when I think about it, all I can really think about is that Seinfeld episode ("it just comes back thicker and fuller!").
As a result it remains untrimmed. When I take off my shirt, often people are taken aback at how hairy I've become.
That was fun.
You know what there is nothing unnattractive about chest hair on a man
it's burly
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it's just a lot shorter
I dunno man. You know those wolf boys that used to appear on talk shows? I'm gradually turning into that.
For fucks sake, I have hair on the top of my feet. Like a hobbit.
I have toe hair. You wouldn't guess it from looking at me with a shirt on
This was much funnier when Firefox messed up the formatting and it appeared next to Hakk's avatar.
good for you hakks!
don't listen to what the other girls say I think it's sexy
I've seen that; it's pretty distracting.
well
my people are very hairy
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Oh yeah.
they call me so many names
mrs yeti
abominable snowtits
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And has apparently been de-fuzzed.
Yes, we have already established that you look like my mom. Enough already.
so far I only have:
1) At some point refer to something being 'colder than a witch's tit'.
who has hobbit feet here?
2) Get to second base with a witch in order to confirm previous assertion.
I have tiny Indian princess feet.
All my D&D and comic books out. All my 40k models on display. Clothes out, my friends bed in the middle of the room...
This either involves rape or turds.
But how did she react?
What about the AYLF?
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