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Gay Penguins Want Your Babies

Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/33951

The subject matter of this thread is just as it reads.

Gay penguins want babies of their own. Moral quandaries are explored in this groundbreaking step forward for civil rights and blah blah blaaah They will burn in hell blah blah blaaah Progress.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    They'll just get rid of them in two weeks when babies aren't in style anymore

    (stealing Kathy Griffin's jokes)

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No eggs for faggots

    Just gonna raise more gay eggs

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Do gay babies want penguins?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    there is no way this is true

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This isn't the first time something like this happened. I recall another set of animals doing the exact same thing.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't want babies but I'll take a shot at making them :winky:

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I thought all penguiins wanted was fish

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    Do gay babies want penguins?
    everyone wants penguins to surf on.

    It is coded into our DNA.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought all penguiins wanted was fish
    also not to be eaten by polar bears!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought all penguiins wanted was fish
    also not to be eaten by polar bears!

    Penguins and polar bears are on the opposite sides of the world

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my word!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    In this thread, the theory is explored that Muse makes the best threads

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought all penguiins wanted was fish
    also not to be eaten by polar bears!

    Penguins and polar bears are on the opposite sides of the world
    this dosent change the fact.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    In this thread, the theory is explored that Muse makes the best threads

    I think this is one of the few good threads I have made.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's pretty good.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pretty gay more like

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    pretty gay more like

    Well, it is a thread about gay penguins, so yes, you are correct.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

    There are penguins?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    pretty gay more like

    Well, it is a thread about gay penguins, so yes, you are correct.

    yeah well your face

    yeah

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And that's why...you don't trust gay couples.
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    pretty gay more like

    Well, it is a thread about gay penguins, so yes, you are correct.

    yeah well your face

    yeah

    My face harbors a mouth, a nose, two eyes, brows, lashes, facial muscles, a thin covering of fat, and skin of olive-color.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    There was that other pair of gay penguins somewhere else. But then one of them turned straight and left its partner. It was the saddest thing :(

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    There was that other pair of gay penguins somewhere else. But then one of them turned straight and left its partner. It was the saddest thing :(

    D:
    ):

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    penguins

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    yes

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I blame those fucking Christian penguin camps.

    I bet his conservative mother sent him there.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    There was that other pair of gay penguins somewhere else. But then one of them turned straight and left its partner. It was the saddest thing :(
    Praise Jesus!

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    There was that other pair of gay penguins somewhere else. But then one of them turned straight and left its partner. It was the saddest thing :(

    D:
    ):
    Roy and Silo were a Chinstrap penguin couple in New York's Central Park Zoo.
    The pair were observed trying to hatch a rock as if it were an egg. When the zoo staff realized that Roy and Silo were both male, it occurred to them to give them the second egg of a mixed-gender penguin couple, a couple which previously had been unable to successfully hatch two eggs at a time. Roy and Silo hatched and raised the healthy young chick, a female named "Tango" by keepers. Their story is the basis for the children's book And Tango Makes Three by Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell and illustrated by Henry Cole.
    Tango is now a healthy young female penguin. She has formed a relationship with Tazuni, another female penguin. The two have paired the last two mating seasons. [1]
    In 2005, Roy and Silo separated, after some six years of paired behavior, with Roy remaining single. Silo found another partner, a female called Scrappy, but became single again in 2006.[2].


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    is this a good thread to talk about how much I hated Happy Feet

    I hated it so fucking much guys

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wow, I had no idea the social lives of penguins were so intricate

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yaya that is just awful.

    Happy Feet was fantastic, the entire time I never stopped enjoying it.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Gay penguins want your babies

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ... so, no lesbian nuns in here then?

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  • TomunizumTomunizum Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Happy Feet looked like the sort of movie just idiotic enough to be dangerous.

    Like, brain-bleed dangerous.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what on earth is with all the queer penguins

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, chinstrap penguins are dicks.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    There was that other pair of gay penguins somewhere else. But then one of them turned straight and left its partner. It was the saddest thing :(

    D:
    ):
    Roy and Silo were a Chinstrap penguin couple in New York's Central Park Zoo.
    The pair were observed trying to hatch a rock as if it were an egg. When the zoo staff realized that Roy and Silo were both male, it occurred to them to give them the second egg of a mixed-gender penguin couple, a couple which previously had been unable to successfully hatch two eggs at a time. Roy and Silo hatched and raised the healthy young chick, a female named "Tango" by keepers. Their story is the basis for the children's book And Tango Makes Three by Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell and illustrated by Henry Cole.
    Tango is now a healthy young female penguin. She has formed a relationship with Tazuni, another female penguin. The two have paired the last two mating seasons. [1]
    In 2005, Roy and Silo separated, after some six years of paired behavior, with Roy remaining single. Silo found another partner, a female called Scrappy, but became single again in 2006.[2].
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo
    Silo needs to figure his shit out and stop playing the bisexual card

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ask

    daduow
    Penguin Incarnate
    that dude with a penguin av

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    They are not the smartest people, faggots

    I mean those penguin gays were trying to hatch a rock

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