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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mellow fucking Yellow!

    Yeah!
    I get kind of hyper when I'm stoned

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    it's a crab on a starfish

    It appears to be a tiny crab that blends in with the coloration of that particular starfish. Perhaps it hitches a rides and steals food from it, or something.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mellow fucking Yellow!

    Yeah!
    I get kind of hyper when I'm stoned

    hey.

    hey Mysst.

    i have munchies. you're gonna have to look in my pants to get 'em, though.

    i mean, the pants i have on now.

    they're there, trust me, i'm a real doctor.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it's a smart fucking crab, dude.

    "Yo, Star, hang a left homie. There's a dead fuckin' halibut that way. And then drop me off at Brenda's, bitch's been sending me pics of her carapace, dawg. Gonna go all pinchy on that girl!"

    dude, FF, last time i was drunk and high I was making incredibly non-subtle innuendo jokes with a gay friend. Good times.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    dude, FF, last time i was drunk and high I was making incredibly non-subtle innuendo jokes with a gay friend. Good times.

    hahaha

    i am actually not a fan of that situation, because invariably things end up with the gay friend trying to actually hit on me, and me responding with an awkward "uh, dude, you got any snacks? i'mgonnagooverthereawayfromyoutogetthem"

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    see, you have to declare how not gay you are by saying the following:

    "Ok, so like before I got married I found the occasional man attractive, and now that I'm getting divorced I realized that I may have more options open to me than just women.

    So I thought about it pretty hard one day and decided that no, I only like pussy."

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    see, you have to declare how not gay you are by saying the following:

    "Ok, so like before I got married I found the occasional man attractive, and now that I'm getting divorced I realized that I may have more options open to me than just women.

    So I thought about it pretty hard one day and decided that no, I only like pussy."

    sweet, now i just gotta get married!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pfft, who's gonna want to marry a lawyer

    I scoff at thee!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it's not gay if you say no homo after

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    it's not gay if you say no homo after

    Can that be overridden if the balls touch?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    no dude balls touching is gay x infinity+1

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    no homo

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    not on the lips

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's not gay iff balls touch during wrestling and tap outs only occur when someone yells "no homo"

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2008
    no that's twice as gay

    because only tremendous faggots would wrestle

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I like the Common Hairy Crab.

    He's like the everyman.

    Fucker needs to shave.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if I ever have a bunch of excess cash I am going to purchase a tank and fill it with hairy crabs

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    what if our balls touch while we're face fucking the same slut?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    no that's twice as gay

    because only tremendous faggots would wrestle
    fuck you bongi

    wrestling is a real mans sport and you mincing faggots are just jealous.

    also frottage is totally manly unlike your sissy buttsexs.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    what if our balls touch while we're face fucking the same slut?

    i saw some video of two dudes banging this chick (she was sitting on the one sititng on the couch while blowing the other) and the dude she was blowing pulled it out of her mouth and just came all over the other dude's face

    that dude was like "oh noooo"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what if our balls touch while we're face fucking the same slut?

    i saw some video of two dudes banging this chick (she was sitting on the one sititng on the couch while blowing the other) and the dude she was blowing pulled it out of her mouth and just came all over the other dude's face

    that dude was like "oh noooo"
    (yessss finally!)

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    what if our balls touch while we're face fucking the same slut?

    i saw some video of two dudes banging this chick (she was sitting on the one sititng on the couch while blowing the other) and the dude she was blowing pulled it out of her mouth and just came all over the other dude's face

    that dude was like "oh noooo"

    Worst friend ever.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hahahahahahaha

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Soooooo
    has anyone mentioned Yugioh porn yet?
    Cause if not
    I'm not going to

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