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there is a warrant out for my arrest
beavotron
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because i am a fucking badass
it's actually because i have 7 unpaid parking tickets and ignored them when they tried to bring me to court
so when i called today to ask about paying these parking tickets, i got a lecture from a lady on the phone telling me there's a warrant out for my arrest based on the fact that i did not show up to 4 consecutive court dates
how badass are you se++?
not nearly as badass as me
in contempt of the mutha' fuckin' law!
watch for me on cops
it's actually because i have 7 unpaid parking tickets and ignored them when they tried to bring me to court
so when i called today to ask about paying these parking tickets, i got a lecture from a lady on the phone telling me there's a warrant out for my arrest based on the fact that i did not show up to 4 consecutive court dates
how badass are you se++?
not nearly as badass as me
in contempt of the mutha' fuckin' law!
watch for me on cops
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aw fuck aw fuck!
i'm going to run down the street, barefoot with my mullet flapping around behind me
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get on your knees
it wasn't until hours after the fact that he realized
Luckily two out of three of those states suck.
cause i'm pretty fucking weak
i think i just have to pay the fine
like paying bail
ahahah this is so hilarious
i'm going to ask them for the warrant when i go to pay it, then i'm going to print it and hang it on my wall at work
Yeah, fuck Vermont and Maine
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they'll take you to the police station and probably make you sit in the waiting area
works from your prison period will sell for millions of dollars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y
(sorry for getting an embed all over the thread)
Unless it's New York City, then they rape you with a plunger and make you confess to a murder.
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it was just so much more raw than her later works
seriously
it'll be my dark period, struggling with my past, no forseeable future besides these four walls
wondering how my loved ones are doing
wanting humble to wait for me
but knowing he should just move on
i am also going to start playing the harmonica.
bailiff always yelling at me for falling asleep
Because I owed taxes on a vehicle I no longer owned in a town I no longer lived in. That battle continues today 3 years later.
that is what we call pulling a thoreau
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nice
In a game of chicken, or?
Are you James Tyberious Kirk?
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fuckin' pig
hey, that's racist
there are also lots of latinos in jail!
also get magazines and newspapers, layer them and tape them together around your torso and then you can use that as body armour
man.
i mean, i know most of you haven't seen me
but i weigh like 110 lbs, and one day in wow, this guy was like "10g" for making me some bags, and i am so fucking passive with strangers that i was like "o-okay sir" and humble was like "what the fuck are you doing? just walk away, he already gave you the bags"
and i couldn't
so we ended up giving him 6g.
also, i play wow, prison dudes probably hate wow
I have had a lot of close calls. Like selling illegal weapons. Many of them being assault weapons and sawed off shotguns. I have been involved in several drug raids. I was quick enough with dumping my stash and being able to lie to the police about what I was doing there. I've been involved in home invasions. Not the kind where a person is looking to rob another. It's more along the lines of trying to hurt an enemy or intimidate a competitor. All of that stuff happened before I was an adult.
I've gotten my act together for the most part now as an adult. So no warrants for me at the time. I've also learned that money makes the justice system go around due to my brothers situation. It's going to cost my family about $250k to get him out of doing several decades in prison. So fuck the police.
that's the only encounter i've ever had with "the man"
what kind of bag
And thus ended my one brutal confrontation with THE LAW.
man i am way more badass than you
7 unpaid parking tickets
one of them, the parking dude was right on the next street
so i pull into the place with the 2 hour parking sign, knowing full well that i am going to be there for at least 3 hours
and i flip him off, and strut into work.
macro is hard