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Gentlemen, I give you the future!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Seriously though who wants to pilot a giant terrifying god-like robot with me

    I'll form the head!

    The best part about the Getters is that EVERYONE can form the head for one of its three modes.

    Do you want the drilly one or the judo one.

    Drill, just for all the sex-based puns I'd get to make.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Seriously though who wants to pilot a giant terrifying god-like robot with me

    I'll form the head!

    The best part about the Getters is that EVERYONE can form the head for one of its three modes.

    Do you want the drilly one or the judo one.

    Drill, just for all the sex-based puns I'd get to make.

    Cool.

    One more pilot space, people! Who wants to judo throw giant monsters?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hahahahah

    I actually bought that shit for a second Wombat

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Seriously though who wants to pilot a giant terrifying god-like robot with me

    I'll form the head!

    The best part about the Getters is that EVERYONE can form the head for one of its three modes.

    Do you want the drilly one or the judo one.

    Drill, just for all the sex-based puns I'd get to make.

    Cool.

    One more pilot space, people! Who wants to judo throw giant monsters?
    oh hell yes

    when you throw someone when you're in the head, you can see better than anyone else!

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I refer to my testicles as "small kill vehicles."

    They're always causing little deaths.

    I can't let this go unappreciated

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Scudo wrote: »
    I refer to my testicles as "small kill vehicles."

    They're always causing little deaths.

    I can't let this go unappreciated

    Thank you, thank you.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    we don't need to be doing anything involving SkyNet

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Seriously though who wants to pilot a giant terrifying god-like robot with me

    I'll form the head!

    The best part about the Getters is that EVERYONE can form the head for one of its three modes.

    Do you want the drilly one or the judo one.

    Drill, just for all the sex-based puns I'd get to make.

    Cool.

    One more pilot space, people! Who wants to judo throw giant monsters?
    oh hell yes

    when you throw someone when you're in the head, you can see better than anyone else!

    It even has stretchy bendy arms for maximum throwing and grappling potential.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But why does it hover

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well from the other video, it looks like it will mostly be used in a low-orbit environment and not actually 10 feet off the ground

    but it happens to be able to hover

    it's a perk

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But why does it hover

    Because why the fuck not?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    re: Bigdog: The part where it slips on the ice is so terrifying.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah, sorry, CrossBuster has the answer

    BECAUSE IT'S THE FUTURE

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    re: Bigdog: The part where it slips on the ice is so terrifying.

    It looks like two guys wearing black tights, one walking forward and one walking backward

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    re: Bigdog: The part where it slips on the ice is so terrifying.

    It looks like two guys wearing black tights, one walking forward and one walking backward

    ...The real BigDog you twit

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    re: Bigdog: The part where it slips on the ice is so terrifying.

    It looks like two guys wearing black tights, one walking forward and one walking backward

    ...The real BigDog you twit

    Wait a second


    ...Damnit


    I wasn't paying close attention :(

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    StealtharcadiaStealtharcadia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I love BigDog

    Just imagine it

    You're in the woods, it's sorta foggy, maybe you're takin' a walk or something

    And then you hear this inhuman noise

    And you look around as it gets louder and louder

    And then this creepy looking thing with no head lopes out from the fog straight at you

    That's some fuckin' Silent Hill shit right there

    A kill vehicle.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So we have now robots that cannot be knocked over and hovering kill vehicles.


    Well fuck.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I love BigDog

    Just imagine it

    You're in the woods, it's sorta foggy, maybe you're takin' a walk or something

    And then you hear this inhuman noise

    And you look around as it gets louder and louder

    And then this creepy looking thing with no head lopes out from the fog straight at you

    That's some fuckin' Silent Hill shit right there

    A kill vehicle.

    THIS SUMMER

    DON'T GO INTO THE WOODS

    OR ONTO THE ICE

    OR NEAR A CRUISE MISSILE

    LEST YOU BE ATTACKED BY

    KILL VEHICLES

    HOVERING AND/OR LOPING TOWARDS YOU IN 2009

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    THIS IS NOW CONSIDERED THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF MANKIND

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Give it creepy animal-like legs, and we'll be set.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    when do we build mechs

    god mech pilot themed porn

    There was recently a 40 or so page in D&D about whether mechs would be viable in combat.

    Sorry, 34 pages

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Give it creepy animal-like legs, and we'll be set.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, some 'future' stuff is just impractical, huh. It's still awesome though...

    I accidentally stumbled upon this TV show where they makeover a family's trailer home, and I have no intention of changing the channel.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    when do we build mechs

    god mech pilot themed porn

    There was recently a 40 or so page in D&D about whether mechs would be viable in combat.

    Sorry, 34 pages

    That D&D Thread left out something very, very important.


    They would be awesome

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    They should cover the dog robot in human skin.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robots are going to kill us all

    the solution is putting our brains in immortal robot bodies

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robots are going to kill us all

    the solution is putting our brains in immortal robot bodies

    I would posit that human/robot interfaces are far more likely in the future than sentient robots.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but the question is

    would you put your brain in a robot body?

    keep in mind, they can only be four feet tall

    but you get the strength of five gorillas!

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Who the fuck wouldn't

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would make a digital copy and put that in. Duh.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you can't make a digital copy, you have to use your real brain

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Llama are you saying that having an awesome robot body over a stupid fleshy destructible body is not a good idea?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    why

    because no digital copy could ever reproduce a human soul, that's why

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm saying that I will have both, even though one of them won't be me in some abstract meaningless shit


    ha, soul. I would agree if you said something about consciousness, but nope, army of robots who think they are me instead 8-)

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    I'm saying that I will have both, even though one of them won't be me in some abstract meaningless shit

    Why.


    If digital copies are possible then have your brain installed in two robots

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Do i get to have a laser on my arm in this new robot body?


    What about a huge robot penis?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if you could do that what's to stop you from making a whole army of robots with your own brain

    but you can't because the government made a law about robot clone armies

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Do i get to have a laser on my arm in this new robot body?


    What about a huge robot penis?

    It is a robot body. You can not only have whatever the hell you want but then you can change the body at will.

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