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Things You'll Do for the Opposite Sex

BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Thread title says it all. What have you done to impress someone of the opposite sex?

For me, I'm going out this weekend to dinner and a show and we were joking around yesterday and she said I should read Twilight so we have something to talk about. At the time I called her bluff and told her that I would read it....

Now i'm stuck reading it and I'm already 4 pages in and I already regret this decision.

What about you? What things have you done to impress a girl or guy?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Stuck it in their pooper

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I rehearse off-the-cuff statements in case the situation comes up where I can use them.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i read about 80 books from the babysitters club series, including the super specials. i just wanted to be cool with the ladies

    ps mary anne for life

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh and back in my freshman year of college some smoking hot girl asked me if I was going to sign up for volunteering at the children's hospital.

    I was actually going to go buy a poster for my dorm room, but I lied and said okay.

    That decision turned out okay because I met my best friends through that.

    Unfortunately, reading Twilight probably won't give me the same benefits

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    live with them

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I keep on meaning to bring Neil Gaiman into a conversation to score some points, by asking which books I should try first.

    The best part about that is that I get to read some books which I will most likely really enjoy, rather than shit like Twilight.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i don't have to do anything
    i just exist
    and that's enough.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would do anything for love.

    but i won't do that.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I tried to assassinate Reagan. WHY WON'T SHE LIKE ME?!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I read the entire Harry Potter series because my wife asked me too.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pretended to drown just to get her to perform CPR on me

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    I banged Hunter's wife while he was off reading Harry Potter

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I banged Hunter's wife while he was off reading Harry Potter

    She's not into gay gingers who look like the lead singer from Eve 6

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i quote shakespeare and am a huge misanthrope

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    I tried to assassinate Reagan. WHY WON'T SHE LIKE ME?!

    You really have it out for Reagan today.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    y'know, I haven't really done anything to specifically impress a lady

    I've had the option, but never really considered it worth it

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bitches flock to me like ducks to rice

    that's a lie and I don't even know what ducks to rice means

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    just about anything

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    i don't have to do anything
    i just exist
    and that's enough.
    woman if you don't bake a better pie next time your ass is on the curb

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i don't have to do anything
    i just exist
    and that's enough.
    woman if you don't bake a better pie next time your ass is on the curb

    you say that now to save face
    but then you show up on my door begging for more of all this.

    i shouldn't talk like this
    it upsets humble
    he hates my internet ways.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i don't have to do anything
    i just exist
    and that's enough.
    woman if you don't bake a better pie next time your ass is on the curb

    you say that now to save face
    but then you show up on my door begging for more of all this.

    i shouldn't talk like this
    it upsets humble
    he hates my internet ways.

    digital hussy.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    bitches flock to me like ducks to rice

    that's a lie and I don't even know what ducks to rice means

    I find that a duck's opinion of me is greatly influenced over whether or not I have bread

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I banged Hunter's wife while he was off reading Harry Potter

    She's not into gay gingers who look like the lead singer from Eve 6

    I dyed my hair black and she said I look just like Billie Joe Armstrong so I said, "Hey baby, welcome to paradise."

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hide in their bushes and try to work out what their interests are.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    bitches flock to me like ducks to rice

    that's a lie and I don't even know what ducks to rice means

    I find that a duck's opinion of me is greatly influenced over whether or not I have bread

    One time a duck walked right up to me even though I had no food on me. He was an awesome duck and I took a couple of pictures of him.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I banged Hunter's wife while he was off reading Harry Potter

    She's not into gay gingers who look like the lead singer from Eve 6

    I dyed my hair black and she said I look just like Billie Joe Armstrong so I said, "Hey baby, welcome to paradise."

    You're still wearing make-up and are in one of the most overplayed, overhyped sell out bands.

    Also, she doesn't like punk. I love her anyway though.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    he could have a beaver in tow

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Why would I need to impress members of the opposite sex? I don't know any. :|

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lake side my ass, lake on

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Last week I was on a date with a hot italian chick with huge tits and I didn't strangle her when he mentioned she loves ann coulter.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Have sex with them. If I have to

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I banged Hunter's wife while he was off reading Harry Potter

    She's not into gay gingers who look like the lead singer from Eve 6

    I dyed my hair black and she said I look just like Billie Joe Armstrong so I said, "Hey baby, welcome to paradise."

    You're still wearing make-up and are in one of the most overplayed, overhyped sell out bands.

    Also, she doesn't like punk. I love her anyway though.

    Someone's jealous.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yesterday i had an interview and i was really proud of myself for not looking at her boobies

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2008
    i'm so good at interviews

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i cook and clean

    also sometimes i have to listen to power metal

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I took a girl to a music festival once

    That was a huge mistake

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    i cook and clean

    also sometimes i have to listen to power metal

    Oh no

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i cook and clean

    also sometimes i have to listen to power metal

    Oh no

    i really don't like power metal

    which is weird because i love epic poetry

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ewwwwww, power metal

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When I was a lifeguard, I rescued a floating dock section to impress a girl (and because it was my job, I guess).

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