HA should be called "Post here if you don't know how to use google."
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MrMonroepassed outon the floor nowRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
On the outside chance you did do something rude, you totally canceled it out by putting that trash in her place.
Similarly, I used to work at a small deli. Woman comes in, talking on her cell phone, grabs a vitamin water out of the fridge, gets in line. Now, there's a sign on the door, and on the front of the register, which both indicate that we don't appreciate cell phone use in the deli. People are sitting here eating lunch. The one on the register indicates that we'll be happy to serve you as soon as you're off your cell phone. So this woman gets in line, and continues to bitch about who the fuck knows what at a ludicrous volume. The line is pretty informal, sort of staggered, so when she gets to the front, I just turn to the woman next to her and ask what I can do for her.
Cellphone harpy says "hold on a sec" into her phone, turns to me and says, as nastily as possible, "excuse me, kid, I was here first."
So I tell her, as sweetly as possible, "Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't think you were ready to order since you're talking on your cellphone," and turn back to the second woman.
Cellphone harpy does not appreciate this. "Well I AM ready, so are you going to serve me or not?!"
And, without speaking, I point to the sign on the register. She pulls out her wallet, throws a five dollar bill and a handful of change in my face, and starts to storm out, already bitching to her friend about how ridiculous this place is.
The owner, talking to a customer at one of the tables, excuses himself and follows her out. The next woman in line, a very polite looking middle-aged woman, turns to me and says, "wow. Some fucking people, right?"
Afterward, the owner comes back in, comes behind the counter, and tells me he's just told this fucking witch never to come back to his store, and that I should, if she does come back, throw her out.
On the outside chance you did do something rude, you totally canceled it out by putting that trash in her place.
Similarly, I used to work at a small deli. Woman comes in, talking on her cell phone, grabs a vitamin water out of the fridge, gets in line. Now, there's a sign on the door, and on the front of the register, which both indicate that we don't appreciate cell phone use in the deli. People are sitting here eating lunch. The one on the register indicates that we'll be happy to serve you as soon as you're off your cell phone. So this woman gets in line, and continues to bitch about who the fuck knows what at a ludicrous volume. The line is pretty informal, sort of staggered, so when she gets to the front, I just turn to the woman next to her and ask what I can do for her.
Cellphone harpy says "hold on a sec" into her phone, turns to me and says, as nastily as possible, "excuse me, kid, I was here first."
So I tell her, as sweetly as possible, "Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't think you were ready to order since you're talking on your cellphone," and turn back to the second woman.
Cellphone harpy does not appreciate this. "Well I AM ready, so are you going to serve me or not?!"
And, without speaking, I point to the sign on the register. She pulls out her wallet, throws a five dollar bill and a handful of change in my face, and starts to storm out, already bitching to her friend about how ridiculous this place is.
The owner, talking to a customer at one of the tables, excuses himself and follows her out. The next woman in line, a very polite looking middle-aged woman, turns to me and says, "wow. Some fucking people, right?"
Afterward, the owner comes back in, comes behind the counter, and tells me he's just told this fucking witch never to come back to his store, and that I should, if she does come back, throw her out.
sweet vindication
This is one of the best things.
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lonely nerds asking other lonely nerds questions about girls
"guys I need help with this chick that's dating a guy who's totally more interesting than I am what do I do?"
"let me advise you because I actually managed to kiss a girl once so I know what is what man"
Nobody appreciates my advice on how to deal with cheating whores.
"but...but...i still love her!"
Fuck that shit. Ask for my opinion on what to do, totally agree with it one night, and then I see you fucks the next night bein' all lovey-dovey? GROW SOME FUCKIN' BALLS AND KICK THAT BITCH OFF YOUR LAP AND DON'T LET THE NEXT FUCKIN' GIRL WALK ALL OVER YOU GODDAMNIT.
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MrMonroepassed outon the floor nowRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
H/A is essentially a room full of idiots telling other idiots that they are being taken advantage of.
And as an idiot of whom people have taken advantage several times, I feel like a fucking pro.
Edit: Yes, every single person who came into the deli in which I worked was either buying food to appease the doctors to whom they were selling bogus medicine or just high-class whores who married for money.
It was not, among all my experiences with women, the most positive.
This was Tiburon, California. Look it up. I'm not a misogynist, these bitches were just awful.
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Man if it wasn't an infractable offense my answer to the first question would be "stick it in her pooper".
I am assuming its Skittles in beer?
Or it's just skittles flavored malt liquor.
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Similarly, I used to work at a small deli. Woman comes in, talking on her cell phone, grabs a vitamin water out of the fridge, gets in line. Now, there's a sign on the door, and on the front of the register, which both indicate that we don't appreciate cell phone use in the deli. People are sitting here eating lunch. The one on the register indicates that we'll be happy to serve you as soon as you're off your cell phone. So this woman gets in line, and continues to bitch about who the fuck knows what at a ludicrous volume. The line is pretty informal, sort of staggered, so when she gets to the front, I just turn to the woman next to her and ask what I can do for her.
Cellphone harpy says "hold on a sec" into her phone, turns to me and says, as nastily as possible, "excuse me, kid, I was here first."
So I tell her, as sweetly as possible, "Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't think you were ready to order since you're talking on your cellphone," and turn back to the second woman.
Cellphone harpy does not appreciate this. "Well I AM ready, so are you going to serve me or not?!"
And, without speaking, I point to the sign on the register. She pulls out her wallet, throws a five dollar bill and a handful of change in my face, and starts to storm out, already bitching to her friend about how ridiculous this place is.
The owner, talking to a customer at one of the tables, excuses himself and follows her out. The next woman in line, a very polite looking middle-aged woman, turns to me and says, "wow. Some fucking people, right?"
Afterward, the owner comes back in, comes behind the counter, and tells me he's just told this fucking witch never to come back to his store, and that I should, if she does come back, throw her out.
sweet vindication
This is one of the best things.
WTF is this, some kind of kid drink?
BIG FAT PHO-NY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
lonely nerds asking other lonely nerds questions about girls
it... it could be
you don't know for sure!
"let me advise you because I actually managed to kiss a girl once so I know what is what man"
Nobody appreciates my advice on how to deal with cheating whores.
"but...but...i still love her!"
Fuck that shit. Ask for my opinion on what to do, totally agree with it one night, and then I see you fucks the next night bein' all lovey-dovey? GROW SOME FUCKIN' BALLS AND KICK THAT BITCH OFF YOUR LAP AND DON'T LET THE NEXT FUCKIN' GIRL WALK ALL OVER YOU GODDAMNIT.
hey now
i used google and google told me nothing
so i posted!
WORD INFORMATION IS NOT ALWAYS SO STRAIGHTFORWARD OKAY
stop judging me!
a lot of rich people are terrible
And as an idiot of whom people have taken advantage several times, I feel like a fucking pro.
Edit: Yes, every single person who came into the deli in which I worked was either buying food to appease the doctors to whom they were selling bogus medicine or just high-class whores who married for money.
It was not, among all my experiences with women, the most positive.
This was Tiburon, California. Look it up. I'm not a misogynist, these bitches were just awful.
Usually that kind of makes me bitter.
Congratulations!
Just now I found someone who wants to do little other than play SSB:B, so recently I feel like a fucking golden god.
that uh..sounds like paradise champ
Look, you're not asking for my advice, but I feel obligated.
Go get real drunk out on your porch and evaluate what the fuck you just said. If you're still happy with that, then proceed with life.
If you're not, get drunker then wake up in the morning and change something.
i just spilled my coffee...cropa